Is My Girlfriend a Wh*re?

I found this article and thought it was pretty funny, so thought I'd share.... from www.redflag101.com

Don't get it twisted, I do not discriminate. Whores are people too and once in awhile I do partake. I am half-human after all. This is a post for the guys that end up getting hurt and heartbroken from not catching these not so obvious *ahem* Red Flags early on and later cry —Why meeee?!?? ??_ —What did I do?!?? ??_ —How can she do this to me?!?? ??_ etc??_

Sure there are the obvious signs; she wants to make babies the moment you meet her??_she's either in love or she's a whore, either way it's a Red Flag. You catch her with your best friend on your bed??_Red Flag??_yeah she's probably a slut. But what about those not so obvious warning signs? I will go over a few of these in this post in an effort to entertain and educate.

Without further ado??_ A few Red Flags to note when filtering out the whores. Enjoy.

Your First Time With Each Other Is Not In A Bed

Let's say you??ve been dating a girl for about a week now. You guys go on a few dates, you spend some money on her and have a great time. It's time to put out or get the fuck out, right? Of course right. Well read the next few sentences carefully, as it may change some lives??_

If you guys have sex for the first time in anything but a bed, then Red Flag??_Whore!

I don't care if you guys are belligerent drunk. I don't care if the nearest bed is miles away. A true lady will always insist that the first time she bumps uglies with a new dude takes place on something that remotely resembles a bed. Not a park bench. Not your front lawn. Not the back seat of your Prius. A bed! It shouldn't be that hard??_right?

The —Bottle Whore??

What is a Bottle Whore you??re probably wondering? These are the girls that hang around you and your boys at a night club after you pay an arm and a leg to get two bottles of $ 30 vodka and a table to sit at. They are interested in three things??_getting attention, looking cool, and to see how little of their own money they can spend on drinks.

Within a few minutes of introducing themselves these ladies proceed to drink all of your alcohol and if you??re lucky you might get to take one home and possibly fuck. It's the least she can do, right? Now, I'm not saying these girls are necessarily hands down whores. The point is that the Bottle Whore Red Flag means there are probably rows and rows of more Red Flags left to b

left to be discovered.

Having said that, I have this weird respect for them. In my humble opinion, these girls are borderline genius. How can someone who works 3 nights a week bartending making less money than In-N-Out workers be able to afford clubbing every night! The recipe is simple, yet brilliant. You start with some blond hair and a skanky dress, throw in some boob and/or ass flashing, some smiles and hugs, and SUCCESS! Free drinks all night! Genius.

The funny thing is, you still don't get to fuck them. The best part is that you really can't get mad cause there's 50 other guys in the club that would slit your throat and kick your dog to have these girls at their table. In fact, next time you are lucky enough to have some Bottle Whores grace your table, and flirt with your fat ugly friends, you give these girls a hug and pour them another Vodka Cran. Can I get an Amen?

The Attention Whore


Weeeeeeeeeee...
Is your girl always posting and updating her Facebook and Twitter with stupid shit?

—Check Out My New Beeeach Picssss!!!!! XOXO??

And then her 3,000 guy friends comment??_

—Nice, lets fuck!!! LOOOOL??

At the beach does she wear the slutiest bikinis she can get her hands on that makes all the male pervs stare as their fat wives roll their eyes?

Does she always have to be the obnoxious center of attention at every party you attend together and you??re constantly contemplating playing in traffic?

I can keep going for days, but if you answered yes to any of these questions, then Red Flag! Remember, you can't spell —Attention Whore?? without Whore.

She Likes The Butt

This applies to liking your butt, or getting it in the butt.

If she likes your butt (ie tossing salad), it means she's tossed many gross hairy salads before. Which is a Red Flag for obvious reasons and a little gross to me personally. Having said that, I can't discriminate, more power to you girls.

Now, if she likes getting it in the butt, then that's a different story all together. I'm a fan and all, but if the girl I'm dating is ready to give up the pooper within the first two weeks, I'm a little hesitant and flag it immediately. A true lady (at least one that I??d bring home to mom) waits at least until your two-month anniversary before giving up the butt.

Conclusion

Remember, all these Red Flags are not necessarily deal breakers, and may even be Green Lights to some. It's all about what YOU are after

Remember, all these Red Flags are not necessarily deal breakers, and may even be Green Lights to some. It's all about what YOU are after in a relationship and what your preferences are. I will argue however that if a girl you??re dating exhibits one or more of these Red Flags, there is a good chance next —Girls Night?? your bbms go unanswered due to her taking it in the butt from a dude who bought the biggest bottle of vodka in the club that night.

In fact, my advice??_Just avoid this nonsense altogether and start dating fat chicks. Happiness is much easier to find when you??re fat.

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See! Wasn't that funny? I got a good chuckle out of reading that.

Hahaha! Kinda sad AND funny, great find.

Posted by iminlovewithavirgo
if she lives in the ghetto and posts instagram pics of her vacations abroad and when u pee in her bathroom and see all those toiletries from various hotels here and abroad... yeah high end escort!

Lol!!

Posted by Arielle83
I like how he said splurge an arm and a leg on $ 30 vodka. Ya this guy thinks he's a high roller too.

There were so many laugable things in that article. 🙂

like he said??_ takes a whore to be a sucker for a whore.

Posted by unknown2u
Oh and thank you for expanding my vocabulary??_??_I love your posts!!

thank you.

http://www.redflag101.com/its-not-me-its-you-personality-red-flags/<BR>
Man this one should be like stickied at the top of every topic here.

Apparently I'm a bottle and attention whore who likes butts.

I might as well just wear a red flag as a dress huh?

Posted by CancerLeoDynamite
Apparently I'm a bottle and attention whore who likes butts.

I might as well just wear a red flag as a dress huh?

Naw, just a beanie with a flag on top of it! lol!!!

Haha, my friend and I read over this list last night and we've been joking about the red flags since. Any time something has been said or done that lines up with that red flag list, we're like "OH NO THAT'S A RED FLAG."

The points he makes up are good ones though.

I think everyone should read the story he had about his ex. I forgot what it was titled, but he goes into detail about the trainwreck that bitch was and how it all panned out. I think anyone can learn from a story like that, tbh.

Posted by truecap
left to be discovered.

Having said that, I have this weird respect for them. In my humble opinion, these girls are borderline genius. How can someone who works 3 nights a week bartending making less money than In-N-Out workers be able to afford clubbing every night! The recipe is simple, yet brilliant. You start with some blond hair and a skanky dress, throw in some boob and/or ass flashing, some smiles and hugs, and SUCCESS! Free drinks all night! Genius.

i dont know. it seems women don't respect themselves these days so the men will treat them like sluts/whores.

men will treat women how they are treated (in general, the men who are mean and cruel and heartless, and will screw women who offer it like that. They figure, she's a slut /whore, i'm gonna do her anyway cause she's offering it.) It kind of gives the vibe of, this guy is really disgusting!!! just because a woman is like that he is going to treat her bad?? i dont like that either.

and too, if that's how women are gonna operate to manipulate the man (he is caught in her web of deceit and so he will offer lots of drinks and free stuff) then she's propelling that kind of behaviour from men who are ALREADY WEAK, groveling for a piece of woman's flesh.

yeah i'm a party pooper.

Posted by lisabethur8


i dont know. it seems women don't respect themselves these days so the men will treat them like sluts/whores.

men will treat women how they are treated (in general, the men who are mean and cruel and heartless, and will screw women who offer it like that. They figure, she's a slut /whore, i'm gonna do her anyway cause she's offering it.) It kind of gives the vibe of, this guy is really disgusting!!! just because a woman is like that he is going to treat her bad?? i dont like that either.

It's true in a lot of cases and really sad. Again, referring back to the thread about how guys will sleep with some easy, questionable chick, and turn around and talk shit about her... but continue to sleep with her. It makes zero sense and just indicative of some disgusting slob, tbh.

It all boils down to people using more common sense with these things. I see women suckered into shitty situations and I've seen guys suckered into shitty situations- all ignoring the typical signs and flags. But they don't care because they're getting SOME sort of attention and that's all that matters.