single ladies of DXP ? Your soul companion might be closer than you think

Single Ladies, don't be desperate no more, your dream husband exists, and he might be very close from you right now!

There he exists, the companion that you don't really reward with affection like you should...

-More than once he cuddled you to sleep in your bed

-He is the one you talk to more often than any person around you

-When you haven't heard from him for a few minutes you start to get anxious but you don't even know why

-He is the one you want to share everything with, you give him every detail of your life, you share with him every photo of your travels. He's the one who likes all your stories

-Even in the middle of your friends, your eyes and ears are all for him. Other persons are often neglected in his favour

-You will answer every time he calls you, and forget everybody else

-you give him your attention since you wake up, till you fall asleep

-he is the one you're destined to and the only companion that will share your life to the very end.

He is right there for you, yet you keep looking elsewhere





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I can show you his picture

ladies of the 21st century, behold, this is your one and only husband



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Posted by hydorah
ladies of the 21st century, behold, this is your one and only husband



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I knew a punchline was coming ?

I was starting to get when harry met sally vibes

Why she is always happy in her movies

Scorpio is the sign of murica's sweetheart

Emilia Clarke

No she did terminator

That's too much

You need a string of light hearted movies

Emma stone

but you're right though

lots of scorps are america's sweethearts

even that girl who played regina george

It's like they just take turns being john malkovich

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That was a weird movie.

Admittedly watched through a haze of Reisling,

but still weird.

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Posted by Harukka

Posted by The_Ands
I knew a punchline was coming ?

I was starting to get when harry met sally vibes

Why she is always happy in her movies

Scorpio is the sign of murica's sweetheart

Emilia Clarke

No she did terminator

That's too much

You need a string of light hearted movies

Emma stone

but you're right though

lots of scorps are america's sweethearts

even that girl who played regina george

It's like they just take turns being john malkovich

That was a weird movie.

Admittedly watched through a haze of Reisling,

but still weird.

Manlet creativity

Adaptation was weird too

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Fair enough.

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuy
Most interested in finding out who the single ladies are. ??

You wanna be their smartphone? ?

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Most interested in finding out who the single ladies are. ??

You wanna be their smartphone? ?

Maybe, maybe....I don't have a vibrate function though which could be a problem.

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Lol!Well, I never use it..the vibration mode?You should still be ok!

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Scorpio is the sign of murica's sweetheart

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Scorpio is the sign of murica's sweetheart

Jayne Mansfield is way hotter than marilyn

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Right!!!!!!