
chemengin
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Posted by chemengin
I came home early last wednesday and Libra was in his man cave. Which he loves btw. So i came in, gave him a kiss, picked up some stuff off the floor. Then i see the closet ajar, so I was walking to the closet. He's yelling...babe leave it, leave it babe. But I was there already, I try to close the door, and I smashed what looked like a plastic hand..........!



Posted by Nefer
I must be a freak, cuz I guess I don't see the problem... dudes like weird things.. ever seen what kind of porn some guys Google? I mean, really, dude? lol
And she looks (and smells) like you, not like your sister or your bestie or his ex-gf?
Finding a blow up doll in my own form in my Libra's closet.. I think I'd feel amused and flattered. Yeah, I'd still be laughing about it.. probably wouldn't let him attempt to "explain" for awhile... not cuz I want him to feel bad or awkward... I just know I'd bust out laughing, and that would be bad timing on my part.
But we'd be ordering that kit to make a realistic dildo of his cock, oh yes we would. Hey, if he can have a reminder, so can I *wink*


Posted by wgamador2Posted by chemengin
I came home early last wednesday and Libra was in his man cave. Which he loves btw. So i came in, gave him a kiss, picked up some stuff off the floor. Then i see the closet ajar, so I was walking to the closet. He's yelling...babe leave it, leave it babe. But I was there already, I try to close the door, and I smashed what looked like a plastic hand..........!
hahahaha...thats great.
Hey atleast they werent having dinner like in 'Lars and the Real Girl'....maybe you should buy him the blu-ray.
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I open the door, ignoring the background noise, "ChemEngin! get out of there, do you mind!!!" There is a blow up doll in the closet. She looks like me, hair (wig), glasses (old glasses I was looking for to donate), my 'i love chem engin' tshirt, and some jean shorts i could have sworn i donated as well. To be in a wheel chair this guy really gets around this condo. and she smelled like my perfume.
okay its obvious he misses me when im gone. but this is FUCKING WEIRD!
i didnt say anything, i pushed her back in the closet, closed the door. then i asked him what he wanted for dinner. he says, 'I can explain!', i said, " i dont want to know. what do you want to eat, i'm starving?"
things have been a little awkward since then of course, im trying to push it out of my mind. everytime i think about it, i laugh. some day soon i will let him explain because he keeps trying too.
but this living together and getting married just keeps getting funnier and funnier!