The worst sexual mishap

My one fear during sex was that things would go in the wrong hole when not expecting it, so to speak. And that occurred the other night. All I can say is ouch, ouch, and ouch. The act wasn't any fun, but my reaction was pretty priceless. It's going on my list of embarrassing moments in the bedroom.

Ladies, has this ever happened to you before?

^^^

Not really, it was only for a second where things weren't in the right place, but intense nonetheless.

I did not receive anal.

And of course you can. While I can't speak for every virgo, I know many who engage in a number of kinky things, if that's what you're getting at.

Posted by THEKingofLibra
OK unless he pencil dicked his way into your urethra, the slippage occurred anally.

Okay, that's a better way of putting it. And shoving something up your urethra? That sounds awful lol.

There is a fetish called "Sounding" where men enjoy inserting rod like objects into the hole of your penis/urethra...

I just realized I had a typo. the men enjoy inserting rods into their own penis/urethra. Or I guess, have someone do it for them as well. Something to that degree.

According to Urban Dictionary:

1.Sounding 806 up, 70 down
The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to streching of the uretha so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis.

Posted by Candeh15
I just realized I had a typo. the men enjoy inserting rods into their own penis/urethra. Or I guess, have someone do it for them as well. Something to that degree.

According to Urban Dictionary:

1.Sounding 806 up, 70 down
The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to streching of the uretha so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis.

that's fucked up!!

< cringing

Yeah, my roommate told me about this like two years ago and I was just like, "HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?"

Omg :/
it's seriously upsetting

& lol yeah, how does she know about that? FREAKerrr

*ouch✨ *ouch✨ *ouch✨

Yeah, my husband did that once when we were in the shower and we were standing up, and I was bent over ...... damn, it was very painful.


But, anal penetration actually feels good if prepared for it.

Not even going to think about the other hole you mentioned.

Posted by P-Angel
Yeah, my husband did that once when we were in the shower and we were standing up, and I was bent over ...... damn, it was very painful.


But, anal penetration actually feels good if prepared for it.

Yeah, when it happened I just kind of curled up on the bed and laid there for a few minutes while he kept asking me if I was okay.

But I am sure that if actually preparing for it, it'd be a lot of fun. It just amazed me that even with a slight touch, I was sore for a whole day.

Posted by ianthepisces
Did he tell you that it was an accident?

I knew it was an accident. We were trying to adjust everything and he still just happened to hit the wrong place, and I also backed up into it when I realized what had happened. Whomp whomp lol.

No, it just hit the... rim... I guess you can say. But I'm assuming there are enough nerve endings there to make a point.

Yes, but I dont think it was an "accident"!

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Yes, but I dont think it was an "accident"!

I was actually testing to see what gauge barbell I would need to use. Ended up trying out an ice pick just for the hell of it.

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SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE.

the ol "i missed" trick....gets me every time

Posted by Candeh15

Posted by P-Angel
Yeah, my husband did that once when we were in the shower and we were standing up, and I was bent over ...... damn, it was very painful.


But, anal penetration actually feels good if prepared for it.

Yeah, when it happened I just kind of curled up on the bed and laid there for a few minutes while he kept asking me if I was okay.

But I am sure that if actually preparing for it, it'd be a lot of fun. It just amazed me that even with a slight touch, I was sore for a whole day.

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I was super drunk when I did it. It felt okay because over all it was pretty numb.

Otherwise ya, super painful!

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Yes, but I dont think it was an "accident"!

I was actually testing to see what gauge barbell I would need to use. Ended up trying out an ice pick just for the hell of it.

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Damn Scorpios... ur sadistic bastards!

Posted by DazedScorp
What's life if you don't try everything at least once?

You can put that penis in me but keep that ice pick away.

Posted by Candeh15

Posted by DazedScorp
What's life if you don't try everything at least once?

You can put that penis in me but keep that ice pick away.

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hahaha!!!

Posted by DazedScorp
What's life if you don't try everything at least once?

Then we should use the ice pick on your asshole.... whatda say?

Posted by DazedScorp
That paynus? Or my paynus? We must be clear on this matter.

We will have to discuss the matters of the paynus.

Girl we were trying it "intentionally" and I still couldn't do it. Hurt like fuck and it kinda ruined the rest of the night lol.

LMAO lol wtf is this shit here