A sag loves me

This old woman down the hall thinks she is in love with me. Her ass sags her tits sag any Idea on how to get rid of her?

Try to borrow some money from her - tell her it?s for your gambling debts, the big sum you owe at the bar, unpaid alimony etc
If you?re desperate, losing your (good) reputation might be worth it—

I have always been fond of icelandic women.