CancerianGoddess
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Funny Sagittarius
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Sagittarius:
They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out.
This is very true. But it's moths that i smack. I have a collection on the wall that i'll wait for to fall off naturally.
I have bumped my head countless times under the stairs trying to get to the loo at night, and yet i still do it in the dark without putting my hands out.
Yes it's not a good idea to meet someone's parents. I overdo it.
I don't really like New York that much, maybe because i love London so much.
CancerianGoddess where did you get this from??!
I literally lol'd
Posted by CancerianGoddess
Sagittarius:
The Shriners driving around in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image.
I love small cars!!!
HAHA Glad yall liked it!!! *smile* ..
*Blows Kisses To All The Sag's*
*Blows Kisses To All The Sag's*
Posted by periperi
I hate my Sagittarius idiot brother...He's such a drama idiot fag.
Periperi, you are the scorpio with the capricorn moon right?
Posted by periperiPosted by cappysweetiePosted by periperi
I hate my Sagittarius idiot brother...He's such a drama idiot fag.
Periperi, you are the scorpio with the capricorn moon right?
No, I'm the third decant Pisces with the Scorpio rising and the Capricorn moon 🙂click to expand
oooooooohhhh, right. Forgive me, I was confused. Cool, I'm a bit uneasy of those with the capricorn moons (I have my reasons) but you are a water sign so it's probably a bit better I think lol.
Ahhhh Jason Statham lol okay. 3rd Pisces are strong, sometimes a bit too strong, just sometimes 😉
But you all are nice to the ones who deserve it lol.
But you all are nice to the ones who deserve it lol.
Posted by periperi
I hate my Sagittarius idiot brother...He's such a drama idiot fag.
Oooooohhhh the "f" word is so negative ....
my goodness, sounds like you two don't get along. I don't know many pisces who get along with Saggies actually. I've lost nearly every pisces gal-pal I've ever had except for like 1 lol and I'm on the cusp.
So hmmmm :/
Capricorns don't let pisces have your way, I know bugs that heck out of you too hahahaha.
But it's all cool in the end I guess ^_^.
But it's all cool in the end I guess ^_^.
Posted by periperiPosted by cappysweetiePosted by periperi
I hate my Sagittarius idiot brother...He's such a drama idiot fag.
Oooooohhhh the "f" word is so negative ....
my goodness, sounds like you two don't get along. I don't know many pisces who get along with Saggies actually. I've lost nearly every pisces gal-pal I've ever had except for like 1 lol and I'm on the cusp.
So hmmmm :/click to expand
Well, the girls are cool actually. It's the males I don't get along with (that rule also applies to the other fire signs). My brother and I fight for 65% and the other time it's peace time but based on the fact that I got to cater to his ass just to keep the peace. As far as things go, I shouldn't cater to him and he shouldn't cater to me. Like I said, I only do it because he's my brother.
Now let's talk about some of the war crimes he has committed against me...
Tried to steal several of my girlfriends (which is fine, I don't really care 'cause most of the girls I've been with were not serious relationships, BUT that does not exempt him because I'm putting it down against him on matter of principle and intentions).
Went out with an ex of mine and always brought her back home whenever I was around and made sure to have sex with her (I think we're picking up a pattern here).
On another occasion, I was going to travel internationally. I was thinking of asking a friend of mine for a ride but like always, my brother comes in and overhears me planning about it (yeah, he's also nosy and loves to spy on everything I do. Did I also mention that he likes to copy, bite and mimic everything I do? To the point that his friends think I'm the one biting him? AND yet he says he hates my guts and says that I'm idiot...Sure, you hypocritical twat...). Long story short he ditched my ass on the last minute (my flight was taking off 2 hours right when he decided to tell me "Go fuck yourself!" His fav phrase btw). So I had to call my best friend and ask him to rush me to the airport. By the way, the plane ticket I bought was over $ 2K and was non-refundable. Why did he do it? Because he was mad and didn't think it was fair that I was going on vacation and he wasn't. OK—?? How's that my problem?
I could bore you all day with his trea
@Periperi
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Okay, OMG WOW. Well, I just finish rooming with one -- December 21: he was on the cusp like me (oh god) but he had a capricorn moon and ooohhhhh mercy. That was an experience I would like to forget but I know it will never go away.
I'm sorry Peri, I get it though ... not all are this way. But I do get it.
Can you imagine how I felt though, I was dealing with a cusp -- same as I -- plus, he didn't know everything about me but he knew enough. I knew what the other was capable of and OMG, it was a nightmare all together but I'm not going to bore you with that either. I've learned my lesson but what a lesson to learn. If I had it to do all over again, I would've taken my chances with living with my parents until I found a 2nd job and NOT HIM. Nightmare, and no one really understood it but me because of certain things, you know? I lost so much while living with that guy, material wise and people wise too.
Trust me, I get it.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Okay, OMG WOW. Well, I just finish rooming with one -- December 21: he was on the cusp like me (oh god) but he had a capricorn moon and ooohhhhh mercy. That was an experience I would like to forget but I know it will never go away.
I'm sorry Peri, I get it though ... not all are this way. But I do get it.
Can you imagine how I felt though, I was dealing with a cusp -- same as I -- plus, he didn't know everything about me but he knew enough. I knew what the other was capable of and OMG, it was a nightmare all together but I'm not going to bore you with that either. I've learned my lesson but what a lesson to learn. If I had it to do all over again, I would've taken my chances with living with my parents until I found a 2nd job and NOT HIM. Nightmare, and no one really understood it but me because of certain things, you know? I lost so much while living with that guy, material wise and people wise too.
Trust me, I get it.
Posted by gemtaurPosted by cappysweetiePosted by periperi
I hate my Sagittarius idiot brother...He's such a drama idiot fag.
Oooooohhhh the "f" word is so negative ....
my goodness, sounds like you two don't get along. I don't know many pisces who get along with Saggies actually. I've lost nearly every pisces gal-pal I've ever had except for like 1 lol and I'm on the cusp.
So hmmmm :/
haha
Really? I'm Saggi rising, CS, and I ADORE the fishies! Maybe you met some unusual ones?
Saggies sense of humour is so wonderful, the description really doesn't do them justice. But Dynamite's vid contributions did roflmaoclick to expand
Ohhh you see rising is different than the sun Gem 😄 it's just the Sun Saggies that I've notice had a difficult time with the pisces but maybe you are right, I've met some odd ones lol
Posted by periperi
@gemtaur:
I'm not denying that their sense of humor is lulzy but what good is it if you're a constant prick? Seriously, he rarely has any friends. Actually, I have to let him borrow my friends (aside from my girlfriends) because no one wants to hang out with him and end up ditching his moody ass. He also tries to steal my friends by bad mouthing me and trying to make it look like I'm the aggressor. My friends just laugh at his dumbass, yet they're so cool and respectful enough that they listen to him, hang out with him and try to provide him with insight.
Yeah...I'm such a Pisces douche like he says...
hmmm, seems like you have differences w/ your Saggie brother like I do with my older Virgo brother. He and I are sooo not on good terms right now.
I call him an insufferable asshole and he calls me a spoiled brat. Whatever lol, I rather be spoiled than an ass hahahaha.
🙂 @ Peri
Well, we must remember that not all Saggie guys are like that and I DP is a Scorpio-Saggie cusp. We are both cuspies, that's why we are so darn crazy lol
Yes, I know some really cool Saggie guys and girls. Although, I will admit, there's this Saggie woman I work with who hates me to death. I swear, if she could put me out to pasture, she would, no lie :/ AND she has a capricorn moon too -- I had to check her moon out, I just had to know what the hell her deal was.
Two weeks ago he tried to kill himself (he always does that gay shit I think that's the sixth count now... He tried doing this because "he feels so lonely and no one loves him" aka I need a girlfriend but I can't get one and since I'm not self-sufficient but desperate and needy I shall go and kill myself now). In reality, he's only attention-whoring and trying to get pity-sex out of chicks and sympathy from people.
Whoa!!!! :O Oh my god, maybe he needs help Peri and it just looks like he acting like an attention-whore. Someone who tries to do that kind of thing multiple times needs to be checked out. No matter all the bullshit he's said and done, somethings wrong there.
I gotta go prepare for work and then it's bed time. If you are around, I check back in later. If not, I'll chat with you later this week (towards the end probably) okay 🙂
Well, we must remember that not all Saggie guys are like that and I DP is a Scorpio-Saggie cusp. We are both cuspies, that's why we are so darn crazy lol
Yes, I know some really cool Saggie guys and girls. Although, I will admit, there's this Saggie woman I work with who hates me to death. I swear, if she could put me out to pasture, she would, no lie :/ AND she has a capricorn moon too -- I had to check her moon out, I just had to know what the hell her deal was.
Two weeks ago he tried to kill himself (he always does that gay shit I think that's the sixth count now... He tried doing this because "he feels so lonely and no one loves him" aka I need a girlfriend but I can't get one and since I'm not self-sufficient but desperate and needy I shall go and kill myself now). In reality, he's only attention-whoring and trying to get pity-sex out of chicks and sympathy from people.
Whoa!!!! :O Oh my god, maybe he needs help Peri and it just looks like he acting like an attention-whore. Someone who tries to do that kind of thing multiple times needs to be checked out. No matter all the bullshit he's said and done, somethings wrong there.
I gotta go prepare for work and then it's bed time. If you are around, I check back in later. If not, I'll chat with you later this week (towards the end probably) okay 🙂
^^ LOL crazy guy, no I don't need the time of birth -- thank god lol
She was just pissed last year when I was invited to a co-workers birthday party and she wasn't. He's a Saggie too so she was talking about her birthday being kinda close to his and how old she'd be so that's how I knew. It was easy.
After how bitchy she's been, I just had to know her moon, I just had to know what stick was up her butt that she simply didn't know how to be cool. I mean damn it, she is a Saggie afterall and I was like what the hell is her problem OMG OMG OMG!!! lol
She was just pissed last year when I was invited to a co-workers birthday party and she wasn't. He's a Saggie too so she was talking about her birthday being kinda close to his and how old she'd be so that's how I knew. It was easy.
After how bitchy she's been, I just had to know her moon, I just had to know what stick was up her butt that she simply didn't know how to be cool. I mean damn it, she is a Saggie afterall and I was like what the hell is her problem OMG OMG OMG!!! lol
------> you with the little things lol!!!! Crazy but with the Pisces Sun, Capricorn moon and Scorpio rising, I see why lol. With my Sag-Cap Sun, Aquarius moon and Libra rising, no good I tell you, no good at all xD
Lol @ DP, it was his capricorn moon! It took away the funny 😛
Hahahahaha I'm kidding.
Hahahahaha I'm kidding.
Posted by periperi
And don't worry, he's not suicidal or anything like that. I know him. He just loves to emotionally blackmail and manipulate people. He even tries that with me. At times it's cute because he doesn't know that the real puppeteer is me...Silly marionettes...OK, this is making me sound too evil, lol. Here's a cute picture of Mr. Bunny to make up for all the negativity I just brought 🙂 He does get the ladies btw.
^^^^ AWWWWWWW OMG I *heart* this pic
@Peri
Ok, you know your brother better then me so if he is doing that just to create chaos basically then that's just wrong on so many levels.
That's bad I'm sorry 😢
Ok, you know your brother better then me so if he is doing that just to create chaos basically then that's just wrong on so many levels.
That's bad I'm sorry 😢
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