How to spot a b*stard by his star sign

This is an addition to tuaristic's Blame his star sign May have seen before


Sagittarius
Sagittarius does everything back to front. He speaks before he thinks, leaps before he looks and loves you only after you have left him. Which is why when people say Sagittarius is a lucky b*stard, they're dead right. the fact you haven't murdered him yet is a miracle. Blessed with the smarts of a particularly backward brontosaurus and the sort of sexual appetite that even Caligula would deem excessive, the Sagittarian b*stard is compatible with very few women. Not because he's fussy - he's not. It's just that most women prefer a man who thinks with his brain.

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I find the post rather hilarious coming from a Pisces.

Sag mooner here and while some of that is true - thinking before speaking, leaping before looking the rest is crap.

I dont love a girl after she leaves me. If Sag moons are supposed to be the bad boys/girls of zodiac, why have I always been the one who is treated like garbage? Some of it is my fault, due to not having better judgement in women.

But sometimes you get those types who are bad girls in sheep's clothing. To paraphrase the only cool "nice" guy in movies Mr. Lloyd Dobbler - "I gave her my heart and she gave me a "whatever"

But I screen girls much more closely now and if I'm getting a bad girl with no soul vibe, it's a definate F.A.R. - (F--k And Run). I'm upfront about those kinds of intentions albeit conveyed in a more gentlemanly manner. Honesty is always the best policy even if it is painful to tell...