Sagittarius men are the crappiest lovers in the zodiac

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5 minute mechanical sex with no emotion. Fucking you all is like fucking a machine at the gym or better yet a cardboard box. Just wam bam thank you mam. Water signs run circles around you in the sex department because this thing called emotions that you all have buried so deep couldn't pull them out with a shovel up your ass. You all wouldn't know the nuances a woman's emotional needs if bitch slapped you across the face. I pity any woman who has to put up with such a lousy selfish mechanical lay. pathetic!
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Posted by busyeyes88
I agree here!!

No emotions whatsoever!!! Truly mechanical, no variation and pure vanilla.

When I told the sag His love making was one dimensional and without feeling he replied 'it has been many years since I made "love" to a woman "!! Too much "whoring" around and using women like "play things" they become mechanical!!

Suffice to say our "relationship " did not last long!! Bottom of the list... A crap lay!!! They don't even know what "massage" means!!!

Glad you got yourself a fish!! I now have a taurus!!! Lol lol ๐Ÿ˜‰ Can't go wrong!!!
i love you busy! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL I SPEAK OF. sag said the same thing "whats making love" fucking weirdo yup, USING WOMEN LIKE THEIR A HUMAN FLESHLIGHT! HORRIBLE IN BED.
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Posted by busyeyes88
I agree here!!

No emotions whatsoever!!! Truly mechanical, no variation and pure vanilla.

When I told the sag His love making was one dimensional and without feeling he replied 'it has been many years since I made "love" to a woman "!! Too much "whoring" around and using women like "play things" they become mechanical!!

Suffice to say our "relationship " did not last long!! Bottom of the list... A crap lay!!! They don't even know what "massage" means!!!

Glad you got yourself a fish!! I now have a taurus!!! Lol lol ๐Ÿ˜‰ Can't go wrong!!!
yep too much whoring and nastiness. NO idea what love it. NO IDEA WHAT A WOMAN NEEDS. women are treated a sperm receptacles by sag men.
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I agree here!!

No emotions whatsoever!!! Truly mechanical, no variation and pure vanilla.

When I told the sag His love making was one dimensional and without feeling he replied 'it has been many years since I made "love" to a woman "!! Too much "whoring" around and using women like "play things" they become mechanical!!

Suffice to say our "relationship " did not last long!! Bottom of the list... A crap lay!!! They don't even know what "massage" means!!!

Glad you got yourself a fish!! I now have a taurus!!! Lol lol ๐Ÿ˜‰ Can't go wrong!!!
i love you busy! YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL I SPEAK OF. sag said the same thing "whats making love" fucking weirdo yup, USING WOMEN LIKE THEIR A HUMAN FLESHLIGHT! HORRIBLE IN BED.
Their attitude towards women is what "spoils" them!! With all that "whoring" around you would have thought that it would have made for an experienced lover, for most men with emotion and respect for women "yes" but for a disrespectful "whoring " sag with a bad attitude only to use women, by the time he was 52 (ex sags age) he was good for nothing.... Not even the one thing he thought he was good at!!! Smh! Thank God my "brutal "attitude " made him run!!!

He always wanted to "lead" even in the bedroom but lack any kind of masculine behaviour to even carry that out!!! He was italian too! One of the worst breed of men I have ever met!!! Not that all italian men are this way, but I also know of another sag who has a relationship of 10 years two young kids (he is also italian) and is also a cheating whore. I also told him he was a cheating whore and that this spoilt him (he had a very funny character otherwise with 5 placements in sag including venus!!).

Let me stick to the taurus who has 3 placements in sag the earth keeps him stable and he is romantic. Half italian half Spanish and bred in Portugal. A very loving guy!!!

Sags suck in sack!!! Lol lol
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HELL YA! this one is 51 years old with a lot of cap in his chart! He is still whoring online, still cheating. calls girls bitches sluts etc. doesn't even know how to give a woman an orgasm. just pathetic "im going to frantically clean my house and make sure everything is nice and and neat so i don't feel so gulity when i roll around in the filth online." "im 51 and im pathetic so im going to have random girls suck my dick because im an insecure douchebag looking for some sort of validation that im still a desireable man at my advanced age"

agreed. Sag men are the nastiest breed of of men in the world and they think their hu
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I couldn't date a sag unless he a lot of water or earth in his chart.
This one had water alright.

In fact in Chinese astrology he is a tiger and I am a horse. 66 fire horse.. The tiger and horse are supposedly compatible unless the tiger has too much water and the Horse has too much fire.... He was a water tiger and I being fire horse had too much fire..

He was absolute shit!! Bred two children and didn't give a shit about them... So glad he gave me an opportunity to splatter his cheap whoring truth to all his Facebook friends worldwide!!! Sags lessons, fuck over a taurus with a venus in pisces and she will crush your balls and hand them to you in a cardboard box lol lol lol
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yep.i caught the one i know online catfishing women with fake pics to get them to send him naked pics. this motherfucker is 51 LOL he has a pisces moon too. i nailed his balls to a cardboard box too, trust me. i will kick his punk ass across the US. Dont fuck with cap women.
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Wow!he sounds like my ex sag. 52 perv. I posted on his wall FB saying " you are 52 years old clicking on girls picks half your age. All they see is a "dirty old man", so why don't you act like an adult for a change and look after the two children you bred and then abandoned "!! Plastered this on his FB walls all his friends worldwide could see!!

Insecure prick!!! Jealous as well!! Thought his shit didn't stink and that he could control me.. Taurus will let s real man lead... Not this asshole!!! Lol the taurus I have is leading.. Treats Me like a queen. Sags are cheap and worthless without value.

Sag women are lovely. Their men are their opposites absolute filth!!! Third rate whores. I call them third rate as their sex is just that.... They are cheap!!
yes sag women are lovely. the men are cheap as fuck. want to use women for money or sex or whatever they can get out of them. CHEAP AS FUCK, WONT SPEND A DIME. they are GARBAGE and yes try to get women half their age at 51 when they cant leave home without VIAGRA. WHEN A MAN IS SINGLE AT 51 BEST BELIEVE THERE IS A REASON. and this one kept sending him church sermons with his dirty dick. seriously this shit is so funny you cant even make it up in real life. SAG MEN ARE WORTHLESS GARBAGE DUMPS. Note to sag MEN: women in real life don't want to be used as a cum dumpster and thrown around like a porn actress while you get your rocks off in five minutes. GET A FUCKING CLUE!
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I couldn't date a sag unless he a lot of water or earth in his chart.
This one had water alright.

In fact in Chinese astrology he is a tiger and I am a horse. 66 fire horse.. The tiger and horse are supposedly compatible unless the tiger has too much water and the Horse has too much fire.... He was a water tiger and I being fire horse had too much fire..

He was absolute shit!! Bred two children and didn't give a shit about them... So glad he gave me an opportunity to splatter his cheap whoring truth to all his Facebook friends worldwide!!! Sags lessons, fuck over a taurus with a venus in pisces and she will crush your balls and hand them to you in a cardboard box lol lol lol
yep.i caught the one i know online catfishing women with fake pics to get them to send him naked pics. this motherfucker is 51 LOL he has a pisces moon too. i nailed his balls to a cardboard box too, trust me. i will kick his punk ass across the US. Dont fuck with cap women.
I tracked the ex down in Mexico and spilled his shit on line and notified a very popular musician (who the sag thought he could befriend) about him conning women etc and that the sag uses women for sex etc and the last I heard.the sag was arrested in July as one of his female "friends" contacted me telling me that he was in trouble and needed over ยฃ1000 to bail him out. She messaged me again in Sept saying he was still in trouble. Good! What goes around comes around and the majority of sag males will get their cumupance!!!! Good riddance to bad rubbish!!
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yep im not surprised ! the one i know is a car thief , never been caught but im praying his day will come. bringing GOD into the mix when your a dirty rotten hoe. the one i know wont even kiss a woman or go down on her because he thinks its dirty but he watches the filthiest kind of porn. these men are truly the garbage bags of the zodiac. the funny thing is they think they are sly and no one knows what their up to LOL you can see right thru them. the bullshit is unreal!! haha
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You slept with a 51 yr old man and you're supposedly 23.


This sounds really odd and gross and possibly made up
think want you want i need emotions with sex. i dont care if dude is 60, sag men are mechanical and cold and suck in bed. thus the thread. if i want just a work out ill go to the gym. water signs are the best in bed period and water and earth mix nicely. i need emotions and passion!
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He is not that into you.
LOL sureeeeee. he must not be into anyone because he does it to every girl and and that's why hes alone at 51. no one will put up with the nonsense. and I'm being taken care of quite nicely by a water sign so i know its not me and busy has a Taurus. so ya, your theory is hogwash. SAG MEN SUCK IN BED, PERIOD.
You said he is stupid and now he is not in bed
And lonely at 51 and and and
The QS here WHAT YOU WANT from him?
Leave him alone
He live his life not your life
Da fuck
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leave him alone? do i have to? LOL your'e funny.
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They can't capture our heart, so they're pissed off, and just keep saying bad things about us. They can just kiss our ass if we give them permission first. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Sags don't have emotion.. They don't have hearts!!! I don't kiss saggy arses!!! Lol lol
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We don't have emotions?WTF?!?!?
There are no people that have no emotions.You just again fail to see it trough your negativity.
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teach him how to fuck you. ๐Ÿ˜

if he doesn't care to learn then leave him be.
Have you heard the saying:

"it's never to late to teach an OLD DOG new tricks"?

Unfortunately old sags are OLD DOGS but it's too late to teach them shit because they have spent most of their lives using women,whoring around, and see women as commodities for their sole use as and when they see fit!!! They naturally lack any kind of emotions. Sag is not an emotional sign they can't express emotion in in a bedroom!! Taurus loves porn too but a taurus man does not whore around like a sag will and what they "learn" through experience they will express with a woman these emotions in a bedroom. Sags are mixtures of whore and clowns of the zodiac. Do a website search on zodiac whores and you will see "Sagittarius " come up!!

The women are great and easy going loving people...
have you seen a sag man cry?

*whispers* i have.

watery sags are emo af.
You mean "crocodile tears"?! Ok!
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You yourself got crocodile of prof. pic ๐Ÿ˜†
no wonder he did mechanic sex with you ๐Ÿ˜†
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What's up with all the earth signs beating on Sag men. One of the most intense sex i ever had was with a Sag men. Still gives me chills when i think about it.
Was he young?

They are great when young as their "whoring" ways are just being "developed" and you are part of the experience; by the time they are single and in 40s and 50s they are rotten eggs!! Your hands will be "soiled" touching one of them. Never again!!!
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EXACTLY. and the more they view porn the more they view woman as fuck objects and then they are even less emotional when it comes to sex when they weren't even emotional to begin with.
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What's up with all the earth signs beating on Sag men. One of the most intense sex i ever had was with a Sag men. Still gives me chills when i think about it.
Was he young?

They are great when young as their "whoring" ways are just being "developed" and you are part of the experience; by the time they are single and in 40s and 50s they are rotten eggs!! Your hands will be "soiled" touching one of them. Never again!!!
EXACTLY. and the more they view porn the more they view woman as fuck objects and then they are even less emotional when it comes to sex when they weren't even emotional to begin with.
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Because you actually are just treetrunk object.Truth hurts.
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You realize sun signs have way less to do with how someone is in bed than venus and mars do, right?
well i know the cardboard box has a cap venus ill have to check mars
Lololololololololololololo "card board box"!! Lol lol

Mine had a VIS (vanilla sex - boring!!) and mars in leo (all about HIMSELF and his ego!!) equals "crap"!!!
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Venus in Scorpio or Sagittarius?
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Yah. Its all about synastry to me.
Takes two to tango.

Sounds like projection to me.

Be that as it may, sag men don't have to put in any effort into anyone who throws themselves at them. Where is the mystery and chase in thatโ€” Sag likes a challenge.

Op is so boring he probably fell asleep in the middle of it.


*yawn*
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Sounds like she is looking for emotions, i love yous, tender kisses, etc during sex.

Most sag men are looking for blow up dolls inside the bedroom.

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They can't capture our heart, so they're pissed off, and just keep saying bad things about us. They can just kiss our ass if we give them permission first. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Sags don't have emotion.. They don't have hearts!!! I don't kiss saggy arses!!! Lol lol
We don't have emotions?WTF?!?!?
There are no people that have no emotions.You just again fail to see it trough your negativity.
Thats what it says on the astrology sites!
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Trust me,there are people who can catch our hearts(I'm talking about my fellow Sag men hearts),but these are not Taur's neither Caps.Therefore your nag nag nag and bitchn and bitchn a bitchn should nobody make wonder.We just don't get along.
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First things first...if you have the amazing pisces, why do you need the sag anyway?

They're both using you in their own way to fulfill their own selfish desires. But pisces is a better manipulator? Imagine that. And sag don't give af about the feelings of his booty call? Imagine that too

You enjoy the pisces because he fucks you like he loves you. But he doesnt. Sag ain't got time to pretend to like you.

You can't trade your vagina for affection or love or respect.

Do you lick his 50 year old butthole too? Does he have hemmoroids?
Im open to alot of things. But lickin 50yo ass aint one of them
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Yah. Its all about synastry to me.
Takes two to tango.

Sounds like projection to me.

Be that as it may, sag men don't have to put in any effort into anyone who throws themselves at them. Where is the mystery and chase in thatโ€” Sag likes a challenge.

Op is so boring he probably fell asleep in the middle of it.


*yawn*
Sounds like she is looking for emotions, i love yous, tender kisses, etc during sex.

Most sag men are looking for blow up dolls inside the bedroom.

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then please, buy one and leave the rest of us the hell alone.
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First things first...if you have the amazing pisces, why do you need the sag anyway?

They're both using you in their own way to fulfill their own selfish desires. But pisces is a better manipulator? Imagine that. And sag don't give af about the feelings of his booty call? Imagine that too

You enjoy the pisces because he fucks you like he loves you. But he doesnt. Sag ain't got time to pretend to like you.

You can't trade your vagina for affection or love or respect.

Do you lick his 50 year old butthole too? Does he have hemmoroids?
Im open to alot of things. But lickin 50yo ass aint one of them
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pisces and i love to give and receive all of that 69 style. no area is left un-licked.
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^^

Yah. Its all about synastry to me.
Takes two to tango.

Sounds like projection to me.

Be that as it may, sag men don't have to put in any effort into anyone who throws themselves at them. Where is the mystery and chase in thatโ€” Sag likes a challenge.

Op is so boring he probably fell asleep in the middle of it.


*yawn*
Sounds like she is looking for emotions, i love yous, tender kisses, etc during sex.

Most sag men are looking for blow up dolls inside the bedroom.

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yep, my cancer moon demands emotions and feels starved by this robotic lay
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teach him how to fuck you. ๐Ÿ˜

if he doesn't care to learn then leave him be.
I mean sags like to learn, so maybe this will work.
you cant teach sensuality and passion and love to a robot
he doesn't even like you. can't fake the funk.
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and i'm loosing sleep over it, trust me. anyways, sags are a lousy lay, which is the topic of the thread.
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First things first...if you have the amazing pisces, why do you need the sag anyway?

They're both using you in their own way to fulfill their own selfish desires. But pisces is a better manipulator? Imagine that. And sag don't give af about the feelings of his booty call? Imagine that too

You enjoy the pisces because he fucks you like he loves you. But he doesnt. Sag ain't got time to pretend to like you.

You can't trade your vagina for affection or love or respect.

Do you lick his 50 year old butthole too? Does he have hemmoroids?
Im open to alot of things. But lickin 50yo ass aint one of them
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lol

+1 this thread.
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Posted by Twodrinks
First things first...if you have the amazing pisces, why do you need the sag anyway?

They're both using you in their own way to fulfill their own selfish desires. But pisces is a better manipulator? Imagine that. And sag don't give af about the feelings of his booty call? Imagine that too

You enjoy the pisces because he fucks you like he loves you. But he doesnt. Sag ain't got time to pretend to like you.

You can't trade your vagina for affection or love or respect.

Do you lick his 50 year old butthole too? Does he have hemmoroids?
Im open to alot of things. But lickin 50yo ass aint one of them
lol

+1 this thread.
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ya'll are missing out. it feels good
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Posted by Twodrinks
It's "lose" honey. With one o. Loose is your pussy and morals.
The same could be said about that 50 year old dude.

I just can't rationalize why she is emphasizing so much value on how terrible this guy was considering she has been with this "amazing" pisces dude for so long.

Why so much reflection? Why even care if your so happy? Why even go so far to type it out? Like, what's the point.

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