Sagittarius men are the crappiest lovers in the zodiac (Page 2)

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Posted by blackphase
Well here we go again... Are people not totally ashamed and embarrassed to come smashing a certain sign just due to the fact that they got screwed over by someone? *rolls eyes*
Pathetic.. You make yourself look like a fool ya know..
what are you talking about? who is screwed over? how come people cant stay on topic? sag men suck in bed, period.
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Thank god I've never slept with a Sag.. & i never will. I'm soo not attracted to 'em at all. I'll stick to my fire signs and earth signs thank u very much ! ‚‚‚
get yourself a vibrator and you'll have more fun. trust me sag men are horrible in bed.
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And I am again sooooo surprised at you all.
So EVERY Sag is bad in bed?
My uncle was the Sag and for all I know women were all over him
and his wife said he was up to it until his passing.
Tough he was hers the only one in life maybe she had no one to
compare to.
However I am still SO doubt your 'every man of certain sign' has
same characteristics.
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I had a Sag man try to get me to pity fuck him. He was introduced to me through a mutual friend as a possibility to date, and I wasn't interested from the get go romantically but up for a new friend.

Anyways he calls me up after many attempts of flattery, was ridiculously nice to me and even calling me up to tell me "I know what you waaant" (um, no you don't) by trying to tell me that he doesn't masturbate, that he is too shy to talk to his friends about it so he needed someone to distract him from it and that he was sorry it had to be me. Well that resulted in me showing him funny clips of Ellen Degeneres over MSN while talking on the phone.

After he realized he wasn't getting anywhere, he ended up sleeping with this really... well, his sister in law took a picture of him passed out with this really big girl he met on OK CUPID or something, showed it to me and said "don't you think he could do better?"

Anyways, speaking of bitter, after being ridiculously nice to me and flattering didn't work, he at last found a girlfriend (he married her a couple of years ago) but immediately he started treating me like an inconvenience, at best, and just became quite mean to me, finding any little thing to use against me and the only thing I did was not fuck or date him.

Fucking baby.
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I had a Sag man try to get me to pity fuck him. He was introduced to me through a mutual friend as a possibility to date, and I wasn't interested from the get go romantically but up for a new friend.

Anyways he calls me up after many attempts of flattery, was ridiculously nice to me and even calling me up to tell me "I know what you waaant" (um, no you don't) by trying to tell me that he doesn't masturbate, that he is too shy to talk to his friends about it so he needed someone to distract him from it and that he was sorry it had to be me. Well that resulted in me showing him funny clips of Ellen Degeneres over MSN while talking on the phone.

After he realized he wasn't getting anywhere, he ended up sleeping with this really... well, his sister in law took a picture of him passed out with this really big girl he met on OK CUPID or something, showed it to me and said "don't you think he could do better?"

Anyways, speaking of bitter, after being ridiculously nice to me and flattering didn't work, he at last found a girlfriend (he married her a couple of years ago) but immediately he started treating me like an inconvenience, at best, and just became quite mean to me, finding any little thing to use against me and the only thing I did was not fuck or date him.

Fucking baby.
oh, you're bitter too.

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I don't like betrayal, and I feel that I was a good friend to him and he treated me like crap, so yeah, I am not happy about that. However he is turning into quite the MRA so I don't want anything to do with him anyway.
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oh, you're bitter too.

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Yep. Passive aggressive too, see how she built in " big girl".

People who think their shit dont stink lmao.
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Okay, she was beyond morbidly obese, is that better? Trying to illustrate to you people why his sister in law would ask me if I think he could do better, what do you think she would look like? I thought the fact that she took a picture of him passed out with a girl highly inappropriate, and then showing other people (I don't know if she showed more than just me but one person is enough) is just shitty, but I guess that is the point of taking the picture in the first place.

Fuck sakes, can't win with you snobs.
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oh, you're bitter too.

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Yep. Passive aggressive too, see how she built in " big girl".

People who think their shit dont stink lmao.
Okay, she was beyond morbidly obese, is that better? Trying to illustrate to you people why his sister in law would ask me if I think he could do better, what do you think she would look like? I thought the fact that she took a picture of him passed out with a girl highly inappropriate, and then showing other people (I don't know if she showed more than just me but one person is enough) is just shitty, but I guess that is the point of taking the picture in the first place.

Fuck sakes, can't win with you snobs.
well, given your profile pic (with the crow on your head) - imo you are the last person who should be pointing a finger at "fat" people. lmao. you sound divorced from reality - at best. i can imagine however, how you must put people down in able to feel a little better about yourself.

that guy can thank his lucky stars he did not hook up with you.


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Yes he can, because I would have torn him apart.
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Anyways why do you think I was dancing around the size issue? Like I said, I can't win either way. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
lol. you were not dancing around the issue; you bashed a woman who slept with a guy you claim to have no interest in .... who does this? insecure people do.

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/halloween-anyone-dressing-up-5815738/?p=7#5816852

^^ lmao. i cannot even take you seriously.

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I wasn't bashing her. I was bashing him, after all doesn't any woman think a man who is only nice to her just so he can fuck her or date her a spineless ass, anyways? I also don't hook up with people. Sex is a very personal thing to me.

I can't tell if you are a Sag yourself, which is why you are defending this guy, just because he shares the same Sun sign as you? Seriously, if you knew who he was you would be ashamed for defending that moron, regardless of what his Sun sign is.

Also, I won't date or sleep with a Sag, as my father is a Sag and that's just creepy and treads too close to the Electra complex for me.

Also, you are now bashing MY looks. I can't take you seriously, hypocrite.
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Anyways why do you think I was dancing around the size issue? Like I said, I can't win either way. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
lol. you were not dancing around the issue; you bashed a woman who slept with a guy you claim to have no interest in .... who does this? insecure people do.

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/halloween-anyone-dressing-up-5815738/?p=7#5816852

^^ lmao. i cannot even take you seriously.
I wasn't bashing her. I was bashing him, after all doesn't any woman think a man who is only nice to her just so he can fuck her or date her a spineless ass, anyways? I also don't hook up with people. Sex is a very personal thing to me.

I can't tell if you are a Sag yourself, which is why you are defending this guy, just because he shares the same Sun sign as you? Seriously, if you knew who he was you would be ashamed for defending that moron, regardless of what his Sun sign is.

Also, I won't date or sleep with a Sag, as my father is a Sag and that's just creepy and treads too close to the Electra complex for me.

Also, you are now bashing MY looks. I can't take you seriously, hypocrite.
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she's not a sag sun.


I did not follow the talks of you both, but was she defending him? or trying to check your analysis? could it be she just asked you questions?
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oh, you're bitter too.

😆
Yep. Passive aggressive too, see how she built in " big girl".

People who think their shit dont stink lmao.
Okay, she was beyond morbidly obese, is that better? Trying to illustrate to you people why his sister in law would ask me if I think he could do better, what do you think she would look like? I thought the fact that she took a picture of him passed out with a girl highly inappropriate, and then showing other people (I don't know if she showed more than just me but one person is enough) is just shitty, but I guess that is the point of taking the picture in the first place.

Fuck sakes, can't win with you snobs.
your sister-in-law is a spineless bitch.

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That was not my sister in law, it was his, and yeah, she is a spineless bitch. She is also pretty heavy herself, and I think that people who do bash others for their weight when they are already overweight is because they hate that about themselves and it is in the forefront of their minds so they hate on others.

I wasn't hating on her, I was pointing out why she would say "he can do better", which is funny cuz he is also overweight. I think the whole thing is ridiculous and spineless and they are all fucked up.

Funny part is I am really close with one of his brothers and his family (not related to the sister in law I spoke of) and they all think he is a twat, too, and have taken my side, and they actually know the whole story.

Anyways I am not defending myself to you any more, this is beyond stupid and a waste of time.
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Anyways why do you think I was dancing around the size issue? Like I said, I can't win either way. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
lol. you were not dancing around the issue; you bashed a woman who slept with a guy you claim to have no interest in .... who does this? insecure people do.

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/halloween-anyone-dressing-up-5815738/?p=7#5816852

^^ lmao. i cannot even take you seriously.
I wasn't bashing her. I was bashing him, after all doesn't any woman think a man who is only nice to her just so he can fuck her or date her a spineless ass, anyways? I also don't hook up with people. Sex is a very personal thing to me.

I can't tell if you are a Sag yourself, which is why you are defending this guy, just because he shares the same Sun sign as you? Seriously, if you knew who he was you would be ashamed for defending that moron, regardless of what his Sun sign is.

Also, I won't date or sleep with a Sag, as my father is a Sag and that's just creepy and treads too close to the Electra complex for me.

Also, you are now bashing MY looks. I can't take you seriously, hypocrite.

she's not a sag sun.


I did not follow the talks of you both, but was she defending him? or trying to check your analysis? could it be she just asked you questions?
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No idea, and I don't care. She's just trolling me as far as I am concerned. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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This thread was actually kind of entertaining to read, until it got so serious.
I share one experience with a Sag and I am not even bashing all Sag's, and suddenly I am the bad guy for illustrating the scenario enough to give you guys the full picture by describing why someone might say "he can do better", I thought that was cruel and shitty of her to do, I already stated that.

Seems fire signs are really sensitive about having somebody say something negative about people who share the same sun sign. I don't see people getting butthurt on the Taurus or Scorpio boards, we don't give a shit.
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Posted by Nemilicious
Dwelling, we were ruled by the same planet not too long ago.

And this thread has way too much personal information. Guardian, my statement to you only implied not to throw stones in a glass house .... Hope that did not fly over your head. I do not care for your paragraphes of personal anecdotes ....tmi.
It didn't fly over my head. I was offended I was being told off for something I didn't even do. If you read my post more closely you will notice the hesitancy in even saying it, plus the fact that it was his sister in law that did it. Plus how many times I had to repeat myself just to get my point across, seems you're projecting there with the going over your head comment. That's pretty passive aggressive to me.

I felt like I had to get more descriptive just to get you to step off my grill, already. Christ.
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Dwelling, we were ruled by the same planet not too long ago.

And this thread has way too much personal information. Guardian, my statement to you only implied not to throw stones in a glass house .... Hope that did not fly over your head. I do not care for your paragraphes of personal anecdotes ....tmi.
It didn't fly over my head. I was offended I was being told off for something I didn't even do. If you read my post more closely you will notice the hesitancy in even saying it, plus the fact that it was his sister in law that did it. Plus how many times I had to repeat myself just to get my point across, seems you're projecting there with the going over your head comment. That's pretty passive aggressive to me.

I felt like I had to get more descriptive just to get you to step off my grill, already. Christ.
Do you blabber on like this in real world too? Look, i really do not care. I cannot go there with you today. Maybe tomorrow though. Checking out a sexy aqua tonight.
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Sure, I blabber on in the real world too, when I feel cornered. Am I a horrible person now? I really don't want to carry this conversation any more, not tomorrow or the next day either, I am quite done.
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I guess it depends on his "tool" as all men come in different shapes and sizes. I found this today and when I read it, I thought about KittenLaRouge and I'm sorry she had a bad sexual experience. As I've been with men with "tootsie rolls". I HAVEN'T been w/a Saggy yet (conversing with one as we speak); so I GOTTA root for the "under dog" as a "True Piscean"

Sagittarius (Nov.23 to Dec.21):

Sagittarius are lively, lust and adventurous in their sexual activities. Once they are stimulated; they want immediate action and never pay much interest for foreplays. Sagittarians act on impulse and always seek new and exotic feelings. A spicy chat can stimulate them easily and drive them to action soon. Freedom-loving Sagittarius is a natural philanderer who hates to be tied down for too long. Ever-impetuous, you revel in a spontaneous, inflammatory sexual adventure with plenty of passion. You fall in love easily. Half the time it is infatuation, but you don't mind and you rarely differentiate between the two until the affair is over. You enjoy being in love. You are an unemotional sign who does not agonize over the future; you simply enjoy what is happening now with great verve and passion. One of your difficulties in love is that you always want more. You have a nagging feeling there could be something more exciting around the corner. It takes a strong love to hold you, but once committed, you are usually faithful. Sagittarius is elusive by nature, seemingly unattached by longing, lust, and such feelings. Therefore, Sagittarius is difficult to seduce, and rarely a seducer, but often attractive – because of it sex might be quick, as if meaning nothing, but sometimes, at the spur of the moment, intense as a forest fire. Sagittarius is a wild lover, who gets pleasure from fast love. He may take you half way up the stairs or while you are cooking in the kitchen. Doggy style is one of the most favorite positions for him. Simultaneous stimulation of his genitals together with the frequent penetrations from behind is extremely attractive for Sagittarius. He always tries new positions and new scenery for making love. And what can be more delightful than his erotic massage. His fingers will run over your body, delicately touching and stimulating all your erogenous zones


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Sex with Sagittarius

The Archer is a Fire sign: 'nuff said, at least where sex is concerned. The initial Sagittarian response where sex is concerned is through physicality as opposed to emotion or practicality. The Archer is not shy, and like the half beast/half human that he represents, is quite the sexual animal. In other words, these folks are always ready! Sagittarius like to enjoy many an erotic experience, in keeping with their outgoing and sociable nature.

Their great libido also lends itself best to an artistic and graceful lover, qualities they very much admire. Trying new things is also often on the Archer's mind, and when their lover says sex on the beach, they best not be referring to a fruity drink. The Sagittarian's thirst for knowledge is often quenched through straight talk in bed, a way to combine two of their favorite pleasures. Sagittarians can also grow to worship a worthy lover, a fitting response to this holiest of acts.

Sex & Sagittarius Man

Sagittarius man not used to initiating a long-term relationship because he has a light hearted approach to sex and love is more or less a passing fad for him. Excitement is high as long as teasing play is going on. Sagittarius man can guarantee you multiple orgasms and use various sex techniques to wear you out. Some of them are fond of anal play and readily will accept any backdoor experiments. Sagittarius will never ignore his partner and give her as much pleasure as possible, stroking vaginal walls with his fingers, stimulating you with small balls, and kissing your breasts. Usually, it evokes explosive reaction, which is hard to forget and almost impossible to control. Make certain you have enough lubrication to resist such vigor.

Erogenous zones

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People who were born under this sign have very sensitive legs and hips.

Sagittarius enjoy stimulation of the area that surrounds genitals. Kiss and lick this area, touch, and stroke it tenderly and enjoy watching your partner's response. Men Sagittarius like it very much when their partners (no matter of what gender) apply a great amount of sex lubricant on the buttocks and between them. Rubbing against wet buttocks will bring him to the peak of enjoyment.

Sagittarius men like sensual massage with massage oils and lotions, but be aware that your massage will end with most passionate sex you ever had.
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What Sagittarius Needs

A true friend who can go toe-to-toe with the discerning Archer while not making any serious demands spells pure bliss as a partner. These independent souls also prize a lover who understands and embraces the value of alone time. Mental stimulation can be as exciting as the sexual kind for Sagittarians, and if conversation is honest and open, things will continue to develop and grow. An equal in the bedroom is also a delicious reward. Foreigners, or anyone fairly exotic, are often an irresistible lure to the Archer. The Sagittarius lover is a philosopher, wanderer and explorer who insists on living life to the fullest. The zest for adventure and quest for knowledge they possess will move many. Only independent folks need apply for this red-hot ride!

How to influence him:

He is exuberant, fun loving and social, you need to be pretty, witty, and able to mix with his friends. His enthusiasm and need for challenge causes him to jump into half-baked schemes and plans that haven't been well thought out, provide him with some of the basic missing details. He is a romantic, but only superficially, you'll have to teach him what it's all about. He is extravagant in most everything he does, you'll have to help him control the spending. His honest and naive nature makes him tactless when it comes to saying the right thing, he's prone to putting his foot in his mouth, re-interpret what he says to you the way he should have said it. He likes sports and the outdoors so learn to like these things because he'll expect you to tag along.


A few don'ts:
Don't question his honesty or integrity, he regards them highly. Don't ridicule his pie in the sky ideas and schemes, be patient and forbearing. Don't expect him to sit around like a couch potato, he's not the type. Don't think that you'll be bored, you won't have that problem.

Best with:
He goes best with: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Virgo, Sagittarius

He clashes with: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Taurus

Neutral: Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces (Yippie 😉

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5 minute mechanical sex with no emotion. Fucking you all is like fucking a machine at the gym or better yet a cardboard box. Just wam bam thank you mam. Water signs run circles around you in the sex department because this thing called emotions that you all have buried so deep couldn't pull them out with a shovel up your ass. You all wouldn't know the nuances a woman's emotional needs if bitch slapped you across the face. I pity any woman who has to put up with such a lousy selfish mechanical lay. pathetic!
Is that with just one experience sexing a sagi man?
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YES
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Posted by KittenLaRouge
5 minute mechanical sex with no emotion. Fucking you all is like fucking a machine at the gym or better yet a cardboard box. Just wam bam thank you mam. Water signs run circles around you in the sex department because this thing called emotions that you all have buried so deep couldn't pull them out with a shovel up your ass. You all wouldn't know the nuances a woman's emotional needs if bitch slapped you across the face. I pity any woman who has to put up with such a lousy selfish mechanical lay. pathetic!
Where are your and their venus/mars/ moon signs?

This rant has little to do with Sun signs.