The sexual zodiac

Hey Saggi's, someone posted one of these for another board and I thought it was funny!!

Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)

Their positive, optimistic enthusiasm for life makes these people
fucking disgusting. They are a delight to be with, the life of the
party, and are never a burden to their friends, letting the woes of
life roll off of them. Pretty nauseating.

A good sense of humor, warmth, romance and being a good fuck are also
attributes of the Sag. So with all this going for them, what ever could
they do wrong? Well, sad but true, the Sagittarius person is a great
one-night stand, but a lousy spouse. They get married, and married, and
married, and never get carried away.

They dislike being tied down, and hate to even talk about it. A single
Sagittarius is charming, but a married one is an obnoxious flirt who
would sell his/her spouse for a roll in the hay with a new young
stag/broad. And it often works out that way.

Sags also have a great temper. A Sagittarius couple is about as amusing
a thought as marrying a Jewish American Princess to the leader of the
PLO.

Famous Sagittarians include John Milton, Heinrich Heine, Martin Van
Buren, Fiorello La Guardia, Jane Fonda, Kirk Douglas, Frank Sinatra,
Joe Dimaggio, Noel Coward, Louisa May Alcott, Lee Remick, Mary Martin
and Andy Williams.

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