Niagara Falls: #1 spot to escape zombie apocalypse

This topic was created in the Science & Technology forum by monkeyboy7 on Friday, April 20, 2012 and has 1 replies.

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@monkeyboy7
15 Years

Forget malls, islands, and aircraft carriers. I'm convinced that Niagara Falls is the best zombie hideout. Here's why:

1) The US border is right there. Border security has been beefed up bigtime since 2001 and would give zombies a difficult time. Even if zombies somehow overwhelmed this checkpoint, they'd still have to cross the Rainbow Bridge to enter Canada.

2) Niagara Falls is a massive source of hydroelectric power. In fact, it can provide enough electricity to power a million homes. I'm guessing the power grid would shut off during an apocalypse, so finding a place with so much power is invaluable.

3) The area is surrounded by food-producing farms. Most importantly, it's full of farmers who know what they're doing.

4) Several buildings around Niagara Falls serve as perfect observation points. Even better, they're filled with food and other supplies/entertainment.

5) The region surrounding Niagara Falls contains a whole bunch of natural obstacles for zombies. The north side is bordered by Lake Ontario, while the south is protected by Lake Eerie. At the base of the falls is an 11km gorge that's nearly impossible to cross: it has massive drops and the water current is one of the fastest in the world.

Anyway, I challenge anyone on here to think of a better zombie hideout. Remember: it has to be a long-term solution (several months).

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@wgamador2
15 Years1,000+ Posts

Awesome!!! Brilliant!!!

although You should have just sent me this info in a private message, now if it ever happens, I have to fight all these dxp'ers.

hahahahaha.