I found this and really like it - good for those days when you feel it'll never happen.
"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree."
I don't mind reaching for the golden apple, provided it doesn't jump to another limb before I can grab it! Also, as a Virg, I would have to know that my ladder is soundly constructed, and meets / exceeds OSHA standards for safety. Better yet, I'll build my own ladder -- it'll take a while, but surely the fruit won't rot before I get to it...
"I don't mind reaching for the golden apple, provided it doesn't jump to another limb before I can grab it! Also, as a Virg, I would have to know that my ladder is soundly constructed, and meets / exceeds OSHA standards for safety. Better yet, I'll build my own ladder -- it'll take a while, but surely the fruit won't rot before I get to it..."
Dy, are you sure you don't get on your scrop wife nerves? After reading what you wrote I am like damn all of that? Just get a ladder and get the dame apple, shit if their was a apple waiting just for you it would have JUMP!!! from the tree for lack of patience and ran to a rotten apple only because it got tired of waiting for you to finish building your ladder and waiting for approval from OSHA 🙂
"Dy, are you sure you don't get on your scrop wife nerves?"
ALL the time! Yet, she loves me anyways. Why? In part, I've learned to shut the fuck up. Less talk, more hugs! Less planning, more doing! (She has taught an old dog new tricks.)
Did you not know that I am one of the Smartest women in the world. Alhough after watching the TV Show 'Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader" I am not smarter than a 5th grader. 🙂
I found this and really like it - good for those days when you feel it'll never happen.
"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree."
Hope it lifts someone's spirits!
SAV x