Scorpio Women & The DXP Men Who Love Them

Scorpio Women & The DXP Men Who Love Them

OK guys, time to fess up! Those of you who've got a pair will add your name to...

The List Of DXP Men Who Love Scorpio Women

1. DyarStra?e

the one i work with is a fcuking bytch.

Gosh! Do you hate women with Scorpio rising, too, or do I get a get outta jail free card? 😛

Hey ScorpioBehindYou!

Don't p1ss on my parade! If you wanna b1tch, create your own thread! Or is original thought beyond the abilities of a Scorpio Male??

As for Scorpio Females:

No, they're not perfect, but they are certainly worthy of objective adoration...

Some of my best mates are Scorp ladies, and I don't hear their men complaining..😛

Roxi: "you know i love ya really!"

I know. Had we met in another time & place, I would've changed your opinion of Earth Boyz for the better -- but a young Virgo jerk beat me to the punch...

Anyway, since Michael hasn't signed my roster yet, I'll add him to the list -- I'm sure he won't object!

2. Michael / Scorpius_ / (God Knows What Screen Name He'll Dream Up Next)

"Probably been drained of all emotion and left in a blank zombie state...hehe."

YOWZA! Well...maybe one of them did have a blank stare and mumbled a lot...but maybe he was just drunk! 🙂

TB: "...I'm virgo rising and scorpio rising..."

Ah! You should thank Fate, you've been doubly blessed!

You know over the last five years or so, I feel like my Scorp rising is overpowering my sweet little Pisces side. I think people at work would definitely see me as a Scorp, because that side of me is in charge on the job front, but my family and friends would see me as Pisces.

[crickets]

For the record, I do not hate Scorpio women. They just get on my nerves.

I'd rather off myself before subjecting both of us to a miserable romantic crash 'n' burn.

"I'd rather off myself before subjecting both of us to a miserable romantic crash 'n' burn."

What about scorp male/female friendships? Does that work?

h8

"What about scorp male/female friendships? Does that work?"

It does... sometimes or maybe just rarely. It's rated 2 out of 4 stars, but maybe that's because they rate every double-sign pair two stars.

Even if they're both eagles and they walk on eggshells, at some point that confrontational moment arrives where neither will back down.

Now see...Roxi is so darling and unthreatening! Can't you see that halo in her avatar? I don't know where all this scorp lady fear comes from....

😉

"now off or i'll eat ya!"

See what I mean? Let me provide a wonderful recent example.

My cousin whom I love dearly is a Scorpio - born 7 days earlier. Everyone in our extended family is flipped out about pissing her off because she's just an emotional volcano.

I couldn't care less about pissing her off, as long as I don't act with malice. So I send her an email asking her for ideas to for X-mas gifts for her kids. She sends me this absurd this list.

So I sent her diapers. She got all annoyed and started harassing me via email. And I just laid down the straight talk with her.

Her response (typical imbalanced female Scorpio):

1st email - I told you I wanted this instead!
2nd email - Here is what I told you earlier.
3rd email - Geez you don't have to be so harsh in your response.
4th email - You told me to send you my wish list! (first attempts at saying sorry indirectly)
5th email - I appreciate what you do.
6th email - Received it. Thank you so much!!!!

Please note that I didn't reply to any of the emails. It was her way of erupting if you know what I mean.

She's a nut. I love her even though she annoys the hell out of me.

So...how come you didn't just buy something off the list?

lol

"So...how come you didn't just buy something off the list? "

Because I'm a Scorpio! DUH! (just kidding on the duh).

She was being ridiculous, so I decided to be equally ridiculous.

Sorry, I don't live in boxes.

black widow is how I'd describe as well.

"She was being ridiculous, so I decided to be equally ridiculous."

and....piss her off....lol so you could then complain about her being pissed off...I GET IT! I'm just messin' with ya. 😉

Disclosure: I have Scorpio in four planets besides the Sun sign.

Hence, I am definitely NOT one of those people who can be in a Scorp-Scorp relationship.

"I know...can you see the glow—?"

Yes...and...do you see that little angel with the harp? AWWWWWW! *warm fuzzies*

""I have Scorpio in four planets besides the Sun sign.""

So do I. But again, I don't live in boxes.

I agree; they've got issues.

"So do I. But again, I don't live in boxes."

hey, whatever floats your boat.

"the thing with the nappies/diapers— were you being deliberately difficult on that one?"

But of course. I was sending a message about being ridiculous. She got it.

"I agree; they've got issues."

Loved your post on Pisces.

Thank you Mr. Rising. I only speak the truth.

"Hey cuz, that list is ridiculous...can you keep it real— fo sho—"

You'll never get it. It's a water sign thing. Water people get each other in very strange ways.

A bit of the emotion and a touch of the psychic.

I felt we should have opposing feelings of Scorpio women in the same thread, rather than waste more space creating another thread about Scorpio women. As for Dyar, kissing Scorpio womens' ass through this thread won't get you laid through the monitor.

Oh Roxi! How could you say such a thing to me and my indifference? That comment stung so much!

Starting a man/woman Scorpio friendship is like trying to get a dog to talk.

As for your cousin Scorpo rising. I would of said something like at least I got you something. It's the thought that counts. Wow did this post get off topic.

I too am psychic...better known as Psychic M.

ScorpioBehindYou what is your height?

do something with your abilities and entertain us.

Read where im from.

6 feet

I've never heard of such place before.

I'm a double water sign...and I sort of get it...but then don't...then sort of...then naaaah.

🙂

thank you SBY

"I've never heard of such place before."

Yes, but its helps you with this...

"do something with your abilities and entertain us."

what is that place like where you live Lady_M? Is it cold there? Warm?

"LOL...must be a scorp thing. Strictly Scorp !!!"

Or maybe it's a male scorp thing they do to all women regardless of sign. Having dated a few...I know this behavior is not reserved exclusively for female scorps.

"Let's see...what can I do that will REALLY get her t-ed off...and then how can I blame it on her?"

*evil maniacal laughter*

😉

"I'm a double water sign...and I sort of get it...but then don't...then sort of...then naaaah"

Confusion. Cross-currents.

Typical fish.

Its actually pretty warm. I wore flip flops and a wife beater today.

"Let's see...what can I do that will REALLY get her t-ed off...and then how can I blame it on her?"

*evil maniacal laughter*

You over-analyze too much. Methinks you're trying to score with a Scorp chick.

It's simpler than that.

The message was: EAT ME 'CUZ.

OMFG! A scorpio just told me I overanalyze!

*collapses on floor in piles of giggles*

If I were gay...I would TOTALLY go after a Scorp lady. I would even bake for her. 😉

"You don't swing that way do you dahlink—??"

Not lately. 🙂

More like he's the kettle and he called me pot. Not the kind you smoke...the kind you make tea in. Probably black. I dunno...I'll ask antibling...he's in my kitchen scrubbing the floors naked.

Nah, I knew she was a fishy. She's just trying to figure out her Scorpio Rising traits perhaps.

Honestly, the only signs I know anything about are the Water Signs, Aries, and Gemini.

I don't have the slightest clue about the other signs.

"Send him over to mine when he's done yours. I've got his favourite whip ready and waiting."

Will do! Just don't beat him too bad. He has to clean out the garage this weekend. 🙂

uh no...ladies!

No body whips Bling.

but Me 🙂