Funny things my Scorpio says....

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Gennie
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My guy has a weird sense of humor, and yet, he's the one who thinks I'm from the Mothership:

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Me: God, I hate sprinkling rain...do.not.want

Him: I know me too, I'm afraid you'll melt.

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Me: Ugh, my feet hurt from scrubbing the counters, vacuuming, sweeping and mopping.

Him: Here (rubs my feet)

Me: purrrrrrr

Him: Ok, no straight man is allowed to rub your feet.

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Him: What does it say about me that I want to nail you when you're so pissed.

Me: That you're a masochist.

Him: I'll just wait till you fall asleep.

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What are some of the funny things your Scorpio friends, lovers, family say?