How Many Rabbit's Orifices Has Target Violated?

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Posted by Rabbit
Every single one of them!

hahahah

Posted by Rabbit
On top of that, they stole my debit card number too!

Target sounds kinda kinky.

Posted by Rabbit
You have no idea!

I can hardly walk straight and now broke 😢

Kinky costs.

Sounds like you may have a chronic compulsory sexually masochistic disorder.

Have you tried a shrink?
He may advise you to poking a hole in the bull's eye of the Target sign on the roof.
and... Yes... you know where it's going next.

IF he does, make sure you follow the shrink's instructions at a time when it can be
caught "LIVE" just like 9/11. This way CNN will broadcast it around the world.

You're suggesting he do a red bullseye "bombing" incident live?! Sweet mother of Zues, man, do you know what that would do to the world??!!

Posted by MoonArtist
You're suggesting he do a red bullseye "bombing" incident live?! Sweet mother of Zues, man, do you know what that would do to the world??!!

You see, he posted a thread about violating Target and acknowledges that Target has violated him.
The only recourse I could think of was for him to retaliate as only a violated man can.

I think they should leave the sign light on. This will add to the intensity of the fetish.

Oh.... one more thing... they should stack up large concert speakers up so everyone can here.

I think the world would love it..
Let's listen in.

CRANK IT UP!!!

ROFLMAO.....I remember the one about him violating the bathrooms at Target. He's depraved but he can't help it. Truly kinky and all, but making it go public could backfire on the world. Just think of the possible conspiracy theories, the backlash on Scorpios, the public outcry!

Someone needs to donate a giant tub of lube for this stunt, though. This ought to do it....

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1391549688&sr=8-1&keywords=giant+tub+of+lube

Posted by MoonArtist
ROFLMAO.....I remember the one about him violating the bathrooms at Target. He's depraved but he can't help it. Truly kinky and all, but making it go public could backfire on the world. Just think of the possible conspiracy theories, the backlash on Scorpios, the public outcry!

Someone needs to donate a giant tub of lube for this stunt, though. This ought to do it....

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1391549688&sr=8-1&keywords=giant+tub+of+lube

For him? or the screamin' Leo man he rapes to climb up the ladder?
It could be his world debut "Gig On The Target Roof" concert performance.

Damn, skippy! Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? Very disturbed. You can't help it, though. You're a scorpio....AND you have GI problems. That will disturb anyone.

Just think of the possible conspiracy theories, the backlash on Scorpios, the public outcry!

Yep, women will demand why their men haven't gone through such extremes to make it happen for them.
Commercial lubrication may not be necessary for the groupie gal donations rolling in on tanker trucks
from across the nation and poured on the scene with fire hoses and fire-bomber aircraft.
The Government will shut down around the world and the NWO will fall.
It'd be chaos.

Hmmm, Rabbit is going to need some kind of "super-bunny" outfit. I've heard some women dig that kind of kink.

Well, the Pink Nightmare IS in keeping with his current frame/fame. And we all know what kind of kinky lunatics rabbits are. I see some potential here. I'm thinking we should have TinyHands do the marketing and advertising on this in the International scene.

Posted by Rabbit
I'm not THAT kinky.

Just disturbed.

Have you tried Prozac?
It's really great.

*stares from Firebird to Rabbit to MoonArtist in silent astonishment*

Slow day? No mental munchkins to wrestle?

Plotting....scheming....this is how water signs do it.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Rabbit
I'm not THAT kinky.

Just disturbed.

Have you tried Prozac?
It's really great.

Step. Away. From. The. Prozac.

Posted by MoonArtist
Plotting....scheming....this is how water signs do it.

*rueful smile, shakes head* Yeah, I've learned lots about that.

This helps us focus. ~pst....you know nothing of this....it's all in your head....we never said a thing...and the Rabbit is onto us.

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Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by Rabbit
I'm not THAT kinky.

Just disturbed.

Have you tried Prozac?
It's really great.

Why? They taste just like M&Ms chocolate coated peanuts.

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Posted by Rabbit
I'm not THAT kinky.

Just disturbed.

Have you tried Prozac?
It's really great.

They make scorpios boring.

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by MrFirebird

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Posted by Rabbit
I'm not THAT kinky.

Just disturbed.

Have you tried Prozac?
It's really great.

Actually, I just kid.
I am quite calm, cool and collected and am not in need of such medication.

Howerver, it might be that it's everyone else that needs prozac instead of us.
Every time, and you all watch this: whenever a woman comes onto the Scorpio forum
to discuss a Scorpio man. You always get this sense that she is having problems with her
man - At first she may be doing fine, then... over time, she kinda goes bananas.
As if she had been poisoned or something. She'll scream about how insane or crazy her
Scorpio man is, yet she loves him and cannot get enough of him.
But we never hear from him. Not one time. I think there's something wrong with that.
Again, they think we are the crazy ones.

Hey Rabbit! Do you really wanna jump?!??

Yeah, good point. So, that begs the question....who IS the crazy sign?

rofl....yeah, but they're not as crazy as people think. Both of my parents are gem and so is my oldest dearest friend.

Ladies, In terms of mental/emotional issues kind of crazy, I honestly think Sagittarius
woman compete for the #1 spot.
While they DO have an admirably competitive spirit, they tend play for the other team.

So, if Rabbit's going vouch for Gemini, I'd have to vouch for Sagittarius
women, though, I do wish to remain objective on the matter, however, it is difficult
as I have had some experience with Sagittarius.

Let's also note that along with the sign we should consider the element of that sign.
Gemini is an air sign while Sagittarius is a fire sign.
If these two women ever got together, you'd get a lot of hot air.

Now watch closely: IF the Gemini said something ditzy, the tragic Sagittarian would fight to the
death and surely die to defend it.

I'm going with Sag as the #1 crazy. I've seen a few in action.

Posted by Rabbit
You have no idea!

I can hardly walk straight and now broke 😢

This reminds me of the sam kinison skit sticky, broke, and confused. Where he talks about doing the deed with a female and taking her money. Let her wake up sticky,broke,and confused lmao. Yeah I went to target for christmas shopping and dropped two bills, then I realized about debit card scam. I should have made it rain $ 1 bills right there at the checkout stand and youtubed it. Man makes it rain at target checkout stand 😛.

Posted by mrdesperado

Posted by Rabbit
You have no idea!

I can hardly walk straight and now broke 😢

This reminds me of the sam kinison skit sticky, broke, and confused. Where he talks about doing the deed with a female and taking her money. Let her wake up sticky,broke,and confused lmao. Yeah I went to target for christmas shopping and dropped two bills, then I realized about debit card scam. I should have made it rain $ 1 bills right there at the checkout stand and youtubed it. Man makes it rain at target checkout stand 😛.

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Dang it, Desperado...don't you just hate when the great ideas happen AFTER the fact? Bonus points if you could have squeezed in a Virgin Mary or Jesus random face sighting with potato chips in there somehow.

Posted by MoonArtist
... Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? ...

The Leo would need to be on top. ( they're so afraid of being used )

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by MoonArtist
... Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? ...

The Leo would need to be on top. ( they're so afraid of being used )

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leos become what they fear.

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by MoonArtist
... Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? ...

The Leo would need to be on top. ( they're so afraid of being used )

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Doesn't mean you can't buck...just sayin....

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by MoonArtist
... Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? ...

The Leo would need to be on top. ( they're so afraid of being used )

leos become what they fear.

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Hmmmm....so they become users?

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by scorpiopics

Posted by MoonArtist
... Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? ...

The Leo would need to be on top. ( they're so afraid of being used )

leos become what they fear.

Hmmmm....so they become users?

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No, they become used.

Posted by MrFirebird

Posted by MoonArtist

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Posted by MoonArtist
... Raping Leo's while climbing ladders? ...

The Leo would need to be on top. ( they're so afraid of being used )

leos become what they fear.

Hmmmm....so they become users?

No, they become used.

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I'm not sure which is worse.