@underwaterthing
11 Years
if scorpios weren't so complicated...
Posted by PrincessLouise
Same with scorp moons!
perhaps its their shield against infinite boredom
(i still find them boring ps) sitting and brooding is maybe the most boring thing ever. but it creates the illusion that they are busy/powerful/in control..when in actuality they are at home on the computer being mad.
Posted by underwaterthing
(i still find them boring ps) sitting and brooding is maybe the most boring thing ever. but it creates the illusion that they are busy/powerful/in control..when in actuality they are at home on the computer being mad.
Indeed.
It's far more exciting to sit at home on the computer posting threads about people at home on the computer being mad.
Posted by PrincessLouise
Same with scorp moons!
Sike
Posted by Quantum
Posted by underwaterthing
(i still find them boring ps) sitting and brooding is maybe the most boring thing ever. but it creates the illusion that they are busy/powerful/in control..when in actuality they are at home on the computer being mad.
Indeed.
It's far more exciting to sit at home on the computer posting threads about people at home on the computer being mad.
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Does this mean I'm in the club?
I'm at a coffee shop tbh.
But I could go home and sting myself.
No.
These survey people keep calling our land line. 3 times just tonight.
Third time I picked up the phone, waited until a heard someone on the other end, then shoved the phone down my pants and farted into the receiver. Loudly.
Is that wrong?
It's not wrong it's just boring af.
Mostly just bc you have a landline...
We have a land line for our security system.
That's even more boring. In fact, you're killing me so this thing has all come full circle and I get it now.
Lol.
Posted by underwaterthing
they'd actually be boring af
yes!!!!! So after a month u just start babysitting them out of mercy till u realize u done the mistakw of uurlife 🙂
Posted by PrincessLouise
Posted by underwaterthing
Posted by PrincessLouise
Same with scorp moons!
perhaps its their shield against infinite boredom
Or against just being a pointless loser.
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Sometimes yes. I've met both kinds (:
Posted by Sagittarius16b
Posted by underwaterthing
they'd actually be boring af
yes!!!!! So after a month u just start babysitting them out of mercy till u realize u done the mistakw of uurlife 🙂click to expand
LMAO
I've been there. Never going back.
Let them mfs be boring then.
Im bout to pillow fight all you Scorps
Ummm
I just asked the wife.
I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
Bwahahahaa
Posted by exxtasyx
Not the Scorpio's I knew. They liked to get high, get drunk, go out, etc.
That all sounds very boring to me.
Posted by Quantum
I just asked the wife.I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
What sign is THE WIFE
I'm pretty sure you can file everything a scorpio does into either a) complicated or b) boring. Sometimes both as one is a mirage for the other.
Lets play:
Stealing your significant other:
complicated
Sitting at home in anger:
Boring
Ignoring your calls while sitting at home in anger:
Complicated (but honestly boring)
Being secretive about where they live:
Complicated
Finding out later the 30 year old male Scorpio lives with his mom:
Boring
(true story ftw)
Posted by underwaterthing
Posted by Quantum
I just asked the wife.I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
What sign is THE WIFE
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Ok, that was both boring and complicated.
i don't find my scorp complicated and his fixedness anchors my heart. i was a bit worried that i was addicted to love before i met him lol
Posted by ElleDuMonde
If scorpios weren't so complicated....they would be capricorns. 😆
I'm a Half-Cap 😢
I find capricorns second rate scorpios. With more complications, yet still somehow boring, and not very loyal. Gee they sure are great.
Posted by Foreverloveme
Posted by underwaterthing
I find capricorns second rate scorpios. With more complications, yet still somehow boring, and not very loyal. Gee they sure are great.
Actually less complicated, equally boring, and loyal to themselves
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you make a fine point on the last par tot that sentence
*part of
Posted by Quantum
Posted by underwaterthing
Posted by Quantum
I just asked the wife.I am indeed boring.
But not complicated.
What sign is THE WIFE
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/STOP_sign.jpg/220px-STOP_sign.jpg
😆
Scorpios also really like being insulted. Look how well this thread did.
Much better than the ones where I was sincerely asking for advice.
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they'd actually be boring af