@dward417
19 Years1,000+ Posts
Are you ugly?
No as a matter Im the bomb! Ive just heard the word "marriage" one too many times today
I guess with love is in the air...only pollen is in my air!
Would you marry me?
I'd marry you Mr. Eyes.
Dward417, don't worry I'm single and I'm beautiful...I get looks but I guess no suitors.
i just wish it didnt bother me so much. I want to see people happy but I want to be happy too
no hypnotic not to say you are not a nice guy...but im not in a desperate situation.
roxjam that does make me feel better....im just wondering are there some that will never get married? And I wonder if Ill fall in that category. And then theres my aunt who didnt get married until she was 57...boy I dont want to wait that long.
Same is happening with me dward, im only 24 but always thought i?d be married by now, or at least i wanted to be. Now my days are disappearing at an alarming rate..i only hope the "right" one comes along soon. I a sick with jealousy at wedding?s of friends, even though im so happy for them. And then its always "so, how come you?re not married, hs nobody ever asked you" etc. Errrm no!! Lol, maybe the best things come to those who (have o ) wait?!! Thats my consolation! 🙂
Bling and I are going to get married!
Congratulations...does he know bout this?!!
She pulled off a great one...lol
He wont wear a ring, coz he hates the "bling".
Of course he know Sola. The invitations should be arriving shortly.
"Here Comes the Bride" llalalalllaaaaaa
Sola, would you like to be the godmother to our children? Even as a libra I am sure you will do fine.
Why, i?d be honoured my princess.
Why the rice? I only like desert rice..nicer when its licked off the body...oooh err!!
Dk09 if you whip me then I'll come back a stomp you. Got me, sweetheart?
I'll lick the rice off of Bling, and Sola why did you call me princess? I am only a Virgo.
Dunno, i just think you?re quite cute ma darlin?.
But, be nice to DK, he?s a loveable rogue!!
DK09, you are a coward. Come back here.
Arrgghhh..its to loud!!
See like I said. If you get married DK09...I'll give you a hundred dollards.
Come on and grow up little Aqua!
Good Afternoon Mr. Bling.
I rather keep my own name, my love.
Who?s wearing the trousers in this relationship, lol!!
Bling, I'll be yours. Just let me keep my name and I'll exhaust you.
I'm old school, Bling.
Massages, I cook, I clean...as long as you bring enough money home. I'm a bit expensive.
Know your place man!! Jesus Virgo you sound like hard work!! But i suppose we sista?s are worth it! 🙂
Are worth it. Bling...I'll be good to you. Treat you right. And when you come home and I come home...we can take a nice long shower...then I can make you dinner and give you a belly rub after.
Gulp, this is pornographic material!
But I'm sure that won't satify my sweet Scorpio. So after the rub...we can head upstairs and begin with a snuggle and maybe a tv show or two.
Yeah, virgo?s dead dirty...just like you DK!!
Luxury I can give up for the one I love.
Nooooo, a tv in the bedroom...thats a crime against sex...unless you?re making your own "show"..lol!
Yes Bling, anywhere. Or I'll take you out and drop my fork underneath the table...give you a quicky. Once we are married of course.
I have to go for a bit. Later Bling.
Hell, i never knew a Virgo had all that naughtinses in them!!
DK=dirty/kinky, right?!
hahahahaaa, or that!
Who are you actually talking to?? Why are you stalking me around the boards like some inarticulate retard?
And for your information "hobag" or whatever ridiculous name you call yourself, i have a Masters degree in my first language.
Home, on an internet site.....lol, ive heard it all now!! Now, put your dictionary away, the vocabulary is way over you head, and go to school child.
Its time for your (breast)feed...thats why you?re all narky.
I have no idea, simpleton. But the fact that you?re struggling for conversation implies that you lack vocabulary, not me.
haa haa haa...by any chance this fight is over Bling ?...now that HE is eyeing dward for marriage.
Bling??
No Bling ?...then who ?...what ?
Ask Notso, she?s a one-man (and i mean man) tirdade of pure and utter nonsense.
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everyone is getting married except me..im trying not to let it bother me but it is...why is that?