Merry Christmas

I made this topic for emeraldgem since she was tired of being told "Happy Holidays". So Merry Christmas, emerald.

This morning, I was sitting at the fire place drinking a cup of coffee and a tiny piece of paper came flying down the chimney.

It was from Santa .. presents aren't free this year .. just then a pair of knee pads came flying down ..


Men, I fucking swear .. even on the north pole .. that's ALL they friggin think about.

Happy Holidays.

I'm not Christian.

Merry Christmas everyone!

merry christmas to everyone..

"Happy Holidays.

I'm not Christian"

Doesn`t matter Lady..i am a Muslim and we celebrate with Christians,or atleast congratulate them..

BUT I think we should say happy holidays to all those who celebrate during this time of year. Eid-ul-Adha was a couple of days ago. Hanukkah is soon. Kwanzaa too.

I don't have a religion, but Merry Christmas anyways.

Go to the next store and buy one.

Happy Santa Clause!

Thank You🙂

hanukka was a week ago... wasn't it? I believe it's before x-mas...

anyway; happy, merry, jolly, sad, lonely, drunken what ever you celebrate.

ha ha?

Is Father Christmas slapping his own ass?

I was just thinking. What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?

*throws snowballs at lady m and Miachael II then runs back to the cancer board*

Good question .. I don't Jesus liked him very much.

Banned him to the north pole
Only allowed to see people (other than elves) only once a year
Gave him no diet plan
I'm certain he has a little needle dick
And since he only has one set of clothes, the dick is probably nasty
Makes him have to climb down dirty, nasty chimneys
Makes him work all year to make us toys and goodies
Only gave him one set of clothes

However, he gets to fuck the bad children out of good toys

Happy Hanukka
Merry Christmas
Happy Kwanza

To you all!!! 2008 will be an awesome year. Plenty of new love, friends, great sex and awesome relationships... Yay!!!

Yea!! Sex! I plan to get laid sometime next year yay!!

I know what you mean! I went for a walk to the diner yesterday morning and I didn't have to put on a jacket even. There are only little snow lumps every couple blocks or so but you know how the weather changes in our area, emgem. It could be 88 degrees tomorrow for all we know.