Ode to Brahn

Ode to Brahn

There once was a man and his name was Brahn
He had alot of opinions that he thought were strong
So he booted up his computer and got on DXP
The next thing you know he's got lots of enemies.

The ladies think he's dull and full of opinions
The guys think he's gay and argue again n 'gain
He called JP weak, stupid, and a bitch
But that's just because he ain't gettin' none of it!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like my serenade to you Brahn? Doesn't it make you feel so warm and fuzzy inside?

You should read the song he made for me. It was so sweet!!!

wow some people are up...

Hey GEM2. I'm glad someone is up!!! I missed you guys!

u were on earlier to today....

Hanh on I'm going to put them both up now....

i just got home from el worko...i've been gettin out late...but i'm still awake, not tired yet...

There once was a man and his name was Brahn
He had alot of opinions that he thought were strong
So he booted up his computer and got on DXP
The next thing you know he's got lots of enemies.

The ladies think he's dull and full of opinions
The guys think he's gay and argue again n 'gain
He called JP weak, stupid, and a bitch
But that's just because he ain't gettin' none of it!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like my serenade to you Brahn? Doesn't it make you feel so warm and fuzzy inside?

why u up so late M&M?

Juwanaplay, is that a Asian accent?
Can I get a freebie then, I just spent my last cent
I know you're old, but I hope you're hip to that
I like pain so you can grip my back/ I want to play, but I like a smooth motion and I don't like to skip a track
I'm a Virgo, stamina defined, you can't disgrace me
you'll take all the Dick without a Tracey (trace-see)

Isn't he sweet?

So I wrote a song for him.

there u go M&M......two drinks.....one for each twin....or M.....

What do you do Gem 2? For work that is?

Juwanapla......how long did it take u to write that masterpiece?

It just came to me. Isn't it a beaut?

oh that question.....

i'll be as vague as possible....

i work for a LARGE company.....

i work for a LARGE company.....

Me too. But my employer is not Wal-Mart.

Kidding!!!!!!

*It just came to me. Isn't it a beaut?

-it totally highlights your creative prowess....

it totally highlights your creative prowess....

And my love of Brahn!!!!

M&M, don't be evil!!!! We have bonded, damnit!!!!!!!

hahahahha....

that was funny.....but yeah Walmart wouldn't take me....some bullshit about "standards".....

did m&m run away?

HELLO—?

juwanapolis

are u a walnut?

Oh there you are! Are you on crack right now? Just curious. Your personality changed from sweet candy to a poisonious drug!!!

Yes Gem2, I am a PROUD Walnut!!!!!!!!

Representin"!!!!!!!!

*emitting poisonous gases from cracked candy shell*

Sounds like a big huge fart!?

Smells like a big huge NASTY old man fart!!!—?

Oh M&M, you are so foul!!! NO more poisonious personalities, ok?

hahahahhaha....cooooolness

M&M and i are "Hornbeams"

M&M...this is our week...what do u think?

Hornbeam tree: (the Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egotistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life. Looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

dreams of unusual lovers

Oh oh oh oh, can I be a hornbeam, too?

*raising hand and waving it at teacher*

Juwanapla....what do u consider unusual?

dreams of unusual lovers

That kind of unusual?

yes......what do think would qualify as an "unusual" lover.....

for example....does this guy qualify as an "unusual lover"?

I've always wanted a man with a "tripod"!!!

I have to be sly about this...My b/f is lurking in the background.

Unusual lover.....

First of all I've tried different ethnic backgrounds

White
ITALIAN (My favs!!)
Mexican
Black
More white
Women
Bi's...

Scorps (my favs)
Pisces
Gems
Virgos
Taurus
Unknowns (oopps..it happens)

What more would you like to know?

no that's a good rundown...

women huh? nice....

Virgos?! did u have low self-esteem at the time? what happened there?

Shit happens...

He did fall deeply in love though! Isn't that cute?

well u probably banged him harder than his calculator....i would've fallen in love to...

I would describe an unusual lover as one that will do what others wont. Just sick perverted stuff that makes the other person sick with desire.

well u probably banged him harder than his calculator....

Isn't that a Capricorn?

*Just sick perverted stuff that makes the other person sick with desire.

-well there is only so far u can go with sick and perverted until its not even sex anymore....

What's your definition?

Now don't get shy on me!

DIVULGE!!!!

just anyone deemed not my "type" someone you wouldn't be able to picture me with...like my supervisor at Walmart.....sure she's got a mullet, saggy tits and no asss, but i find her damn sexy....something like that....

See, that's why I like you Gems. You know how to let out your inner wants and needs!!! LOLOLOL

This is when I wish I could find and post pics on here. I'd find you a real hunny!!!!