Pregnancy

Why does every pregnant woman turn straight bitch for no reason.

LOL for no reason??

I know there's a reason but why. And the chocolate cravings, oh my GoD!

There's no reason they should have chocolate cravings, that's just over the top, don't take that.

No not really she'd bite my head off.

Posted by exoskeleton
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What's a Cad?

Can someone just answer me please.

Okay I'm Dapper Don can you answer now.

Posted by TeflonDon
Okay I'm Dapper Don can you answer now.

That's why. 🙂

Oh and because she wants chocolate.

Don't give me a hard time, TS. I asked a legitimate question. Is it hormones?

Yes it's hormones. But they should make her extra horny as well I've heard xD

2 Months

LOL

Oh I don't think the hormones affect sex drive until later on...

Nobody can fuck her like I can. Nobody.

Thanks, exo. I love you.

Posted by DazedScorp
I'd take that challege. Care for a tag team match?

Fine but I'm gonna need you to sign some release forms.

I'm so done with white women. You really don't come back from black it's amazing.

Nice shooting Don..congratulations. And for the record sir, if you were incubating a womb uprising, tinkling every time you cough or sneeze, feeling too hot all the time, puking your guts up every morning/afternoon/evening, AND putting up with a mans shit..you'd be a little grumpy too. 😛 I tease, I tease ( maybe... ) rub her tummy with good oil, tell her she's beautiful..hold her when she cries, and get her some damned ice cream when she wants it. Oh, and it will most definitely be 'your turn' to change a soiled nappy or feed little one. God help us all, you've foisted your genes onto another generation. Love ya Daps, take care of your lady.

Posted by venusianbull
Nice shooting Don..congratulations. And for the record sir, if you were incubating a womb uprising, tinkling every time you cough or sneeze, feeling too hot all the time, puking your guts up every morning/afternoon/evening, AND putting up with a mans shit..you'd be a little grumpy too. 😛 I tease, I tease ( maybe... ) rub her tummy with good oil, tell her she's beautiful..hold her when she cries, and get her some damned ice cream when she wants it. Oh, and it will most definitely be 'your turn' to change a soiled nappy or feed little one. God help us all, you've foisted your genes onto another generation. Love ya Daps, take care of your lady.

LOL you're funny.

But on a serious note, VB, I have to say I do a lot for her and am always there for her. I write her letters every day about why I love her. I am great with the kids she already has and I just am very attentive to her. Because I do love her. And I am just trying to get some understanding so that I don't take the moods personally.

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Posted by DazedScorp
You know, I'v been on the prowl for a black woman. You'd be suprised how many white women don't want you to eat their pussy.

whaaaaat?! seriously?

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Yes he's serious. A lot of white women don't want it I've noticed too.

Black women are the shit. She's sooooooooooooooo passionate her kiss is unbelievable. And she always smells so good. Even when she's sweaty and dirty I'm still turned on.

Don't take the moods personally. I would swing from being so over the moon happy I was with child, to bursting into tears over a 'sensitive' commercial. It's hormones, they really do a number on you. This will try your patience from time to time, and hers as well because you just...can't...HELP...being bananas from time to time. But oh at the end, when you hold that baby in your arms, it's like nothing in the world. Nothing like that love flowing back and forth. Buckle your ass up Daddy Daps, you're in for a ride unlike anything you've ever known. *smooching cheek* And pics, I want pics. This lil' mocha delight is going to have one Bull all full of happy, drippy feel good sappy 'awwwwww'.

And dunno what white women you've been with that have said that gents, but "WTF" indeed.

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Posted by venusianbull
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Thank you VB. I love you too.

Soap, water, good diet chock full of fruit. All you need. Lord *rme*, so many adverts touting this spray, that douche, this wipe, that 'special' powder. Whatever. A clean woman should smell of ocean and musk, taste of rain and a bit of salt. Quit listening to the hype ladies..your snatchola does not need to smell like a lavender blossom to be 'right'. And your smell/taste changes over the course of the month, and after and during orgasm. And guess what? Men love it. And so should you. No internal shudders, no dramatic sigh if he wants to kiss you after, you should taste good enough to have a smooch.
And you should know your own smell during all these times to know when something is off. If it is, hie thee good woman, to your physician and get that checked out. We clear? *flouncing off of podium*

Okay, enough sex talk, this is how the problem began.

Eat an aborted fetus. *Also adds to bucket list*

DazedScorp, I want to have a beer with you someday.

And then fuck you after.

Kentucky Fried Fetus anyone?

Posted by TeflonDon
Kentucky Fried Fetus anyone?

The black people love it.

Nobody?

Ah there's a laugh.

It's extra funny to me because I just typed in "Black People" and this video came up. What's more funny is I live there.

Yes, how funny is that? LOL! I gotta show my girl, she'd crack up at this.

Hey, wanna gang up on Amethist on the Aries board? She's being cunty if you want a show.

LOL look at this:

I know you're being funny but I tend to agree with you actually. They're going to learn anyway. But perhaps not at 3 years old LOL!

My mother used to say "They're going to public school anyway."

Posted by DazedScorp
That's where the white girls learn to suck dick

It's true.

Where to the Mexicans learn to suck dick then?

LOL

no lie, i went to KFC and they didnt have the grilled wings and i almost flipped a shit.

D'awwww Don is a daddy.

Look at all that alliteration.

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Posted by DazedScorp
Oh don't be a bitch. If you don't want to, call me. I'll fuck her and give her some chocolate.

I Prefer White Chocolate Thanks though LOL.

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Lol I think DS would be capable of providing the white chocolate since he seems to be low on that milk chocolate.