Suspended

I was in some lecture today,moving my legs and hands all the time cuz i can't sit still.
The lecturer was writing on the board when suddenly turned his head and said:"yes?"
i said:"what yes?"
he:"who called me?"
some girl answered:"nobody"
he:"strange,i swear i heard my name was called many times"
me:"no sir,i was just farting"
You won't believe the amount of laughs from students,they laughed and laughed while i maintained a cool calm expression on my face with no smile.
the lecturer's face turned to purple (Russian faces turns to purple when they are pissed off) and he said to me quitley:
"you are suspended from attending my lectures to the end of this semester till i say otherwise"
i said no problem , gathered my stuff and left..my friends told me later the laughs has been started every 5 minutes everytime they remember this situation.
I don't regret it,cuz lecturers must have a sense of humor but also i feel sorry for him cuz he is a good teacher.
i was suspended many times in Syria in school because of such comments..so now it's even harder for me to graduate lol.

Yep,but he is tough one..you know,these kind of serious people all the time.

I haven't apologized to anyone since ages..my openion is that if i did something it's cuz i wanted to do it,wether it's wrong or right doesn't matter,cuz you learn from your mistakes after all.

Roxi,i didn't admit i was farting,everybody knew it was a joke..if you don't get it,it means is that his name sounds like farting.
kindergarten,huh.

Satyrsmind,i don't think he means it anyway..i am gonna go to his lecture next time like nothing has happened,i don't think he gonna kick me out of it.

Hilarious yet blasphemous.