@tollbooth
18 Years1,000+ Posts


HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
YOU
POST
PICTURES
ON
THIS
MOTHERFUCKER———??
lol
tinypic
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A THREAD TO MAKE AND I CANT POST ANYTHING FOR CRAP!!!!

Okay, finally found the hypertext markup language to post vids and pix/ Thx ScorpSup for the tinypic advice.
Now If I could just delete this whole thread and start over......
::searches for non-existant delete/edit button::
no fumingli, my x-wife wasnt a hot brunette jewish comedianne!
lol
Ah, Im just gonna roll with it.
Okay, pictured above is Sarah Silverman and her bf, Jimmey Kimmell.
For those who know, last month as a total gag, Sarah made the now infamous video titled "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" Here is the youtube link:
Well anyways, Kimmel, who is the Scorpio (she is a Sagi) is supposedly getting some payback to her in the form of his own video to be titled "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck"!! Its supposed to air on his show Jimmy Kimmel Live this Sunday night, right after the Academy Awards broadcast!
I cannot wait.
Sarah is the epitome of the stand-up female comdian; intelligent, sexy, full of charm, and isnt afraid to bite (did I mention she's a hot looking Jew chick, too?)
He's the epitome of Late-night talk show guys; with his "does it look like a give a fuck" image, his demeanor, and the fact he earned his way to the top over the years. I'll never forget his first show with Mike Tyson. Sonn, that was funny as all hell.
Now this is gonna be great entertainment folks, just watch how well it gets dont. Theres supposed to be some other heavy hitters in his video, but I dont remember who they were off the top of my hear.
I loved watching her do that Paris Hilton joke with her sitting in the audience couple days before she got sent to jail!!!
"I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. Poor thing. I hope she doesnt chip her teeth"
Conan fan, MsPisces? I dont dig his whole passive-agressive shtick routine.
Leno is cool, and he's a motor-head like me.
No that old guy, Letterman, bahh!
And I never remember his name, but that Scottish dude thats on late? THe guy who always acts like he's ripped on speed or something talkin' a mile a minute..
How come there arent any female late-night hosts around?
"Okay, pictured above is Sarah Silverman and her bf, Jimmey Kimmell"
Wow!.......since when?
i cant beleive he got all these famous people to be in his video
"Jimmy Kimmel Is Flocking Ben Affleck!
Jimmy responds to Sarah's "Im Fucking Matt Damon" video on the night of the 80th annual Oscar Awards.
Featuring the all star cast of: Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin and Meatloaf and what seems like all of hollywood!"
unhide
Here it is ....
Damn, see ........... we're all here.
Ummm....I dont see any mention of the Kimball in this thread? Am I missing it? I unhid the one I hid
there are missing posts here.
my bad, son.
Yeah, your bad. Now go into the MH thread and clear my name, you race-baiting son-of-a-gun! 😉
so, i guess i owe you an apology?
too bad i'm never wrong. just means there's some unknown explanation that supports my claim. 😛
Wow, I just laughed all over again watching that first video she did.
tb, are you mad at me?
Im concerned about your intention of sullying my good name on here!
But Im a big boy, and can take the heat, trust me completly on that
i wasn't trying to sully your "good name".
shaka
you get so jealous when you think some other man is getting my attention.
lol
Bite me. For old time's sake. 😉
on to the male species then?
you aren't shaka. i can tell.
he's changed his name so many times, he's made himself an easy target. may as well have painted a bull's eye on his ass.
i know shaka's writing style , and this ^ ain't it.
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