The Scorpion Woman

Deep dark eyes that captures you...

Mysterious allure of her presence...

'The look' that gets you hypnotized...

Confidence and determination to getting what she wants...

Loyalty and trust vice versa to her...

Unconditional love and hot sex that has you addicted...

Share your encounter about the mysterious seductress...

Sure.

Hmmm what's my motivation to share here?

Where can I get one?

The same with scorpio men... It seems like most of the guys who I chat with happen to be scorpios.. And I just found it out later. Lately there has been 3 scorpios asking me out. I might see one of them tomorrow. They are quite alluring, I have to admit that, but I'm not so easily confused.. There's nothing better than hot sex, though 😉

Don't forget the rear end.

I quite agree about the Scorpio female. I am one. Deep and mysterious all in one. Never let on too much what's going in our heads.

I wish I would meet a scorpio man like that.All the scorpios I meet are either already in a relationship or are just friends.😢

LOL Mel

They all are "unavailable" LOL

LOL, I knew you would understand Haffo...since we are in the same boat as far as looking for a scorpio is concerned...I wonder where all the eligible one's are hiding...

Maybe sweet&sour knows something I don't and can offer some help ? Please! 😉

Hmm...maybe we should "make" them "available" LOL.

Maybe she has a handful stock to share?

Maybe we can bargain on phone numbers?

Great idea, but it won't do you any good though since from her post I gather they are all male scorpios. You have to ask her if she knows any eligible female scorps.

Of course.

Hmm...maybe we should kidnap her and torture until she give information for free?

No one want's to play...

*Run's away crying...

Aww,Haffo, don't cry.

I'd play with you but I'm not feeling very playful today.😢
Maybe some other time?

*Throws chairs, glasses etc to Melusine. Then kicks her into butt and places her outside of the door and shuts the door soo hard that door cracks.

You're one RUTHLESS BASTARD Haffo!
Show some compassion for your fellow human beings...

*sets the whole LAB on fire with Haffo locked inside it*

AH, I finally feel like smiling for the first time today!🙂

LOL!

*Haffo somehow figures the way out of the lab and hides. 3 Month passes. Melusine walks back to home as usual. Suddenly someone swiftly closes from behind and catches Melusine mouth so she couldn't scream. Drags her to the bushes...

*Hoarse voice:

Payback time b!tch.

OMG, that's plain CREEPY!!

LOL!

*Haffo shows his half burned face and Melusine gets heart attack and dies.

RIP Melusine!

Not likely...Now you'll be forever haunted by my ghost...Muhahahaa haahaaa!!!

Melusine's ghost starts to follow Haffo whole days and nights. Haffo finally frusturates of not having peaceful life and goes to shaman. The shaman agrees to help Haffo and asks 1000 $ . Haffo agrees and pays these money. After that shaman brings every stuff that he needs (beads, rabbit tail, snake tongue etc). In a couple of minutes of meditation he starts to put the ritual with weird vocal music. Suddenly every kind of light dissapears. Candles fade out, bulbs explode. The place turns dark. Only shamans red steam from the ritual is seen.

What's that? Melusine face starts to appear on that red steam. The place starts become windy and red steam turns into blue light and Melusine face and body is fully seen now. The place is stil windy and it's hard to speak because no one could hear you because of the wind. Shaman says something and wind loses strenght and in couple of seconds stops at all.

Shaman starts to speak some weird words. After he says these words he starts to laught!!! Melusine ghost turns from blue to red. Shaman starts to laught harder. Haffo is shocked. He already can't beleive to what he has seen and now shaman laughts his a $ $ off. Haffo qucikly crawls to shaman and tries to calm him: "What's going on? Why are you laughting soo hard?". Shaman replies: "Melusine sould trapped in this world because she was very fat in her lifetime. And now her sould is fat as well. She can't step further. Her sould need to be tortured to pass into other world. I said her that she is fat and her ghost turned fro blue to red".

Haffo slowly starts laughing and in moment later both shaman and Haffo laughts their a $ $ off. Haffo has an idea. He brings tape recorder and records his and shamans voice. They shout to Melusine ghost about how she fat and worthless that she even cannot be accepted in the afterlife etc. Of course everthing is recorded. Melusine ghost becomes soo mad that she wants to leave the place. But she can't!! Something doesn't let her go. She's trapped.

Haffo takes recorded tape to computer and rips it into mp3 file. Then he brings big speaks to the room and laughts his a $ $ off. Shaman also gets the idea. Poor Melusine ghost confused. She doesn't know what happening. Haffo turns speakers on the maximum and plays the recorded sounds. Melusine ghost becomes very very mad because the voices wont stop. Computer constantly repeat the voice non-stop. Haffo and shaman still laughts but this time evern harder. They two barely get's out of the house because of that hard laughter. They leave house for a week....

LOL...that's the best you can come up with HAFFO?
I'm really disappointed in you. My soul is stuck in this world b/c I'm FAT??!!
Oh,Well, at least the Shaman got the fat part right! 😛

*The worthless Shaman has somehow convinced Haffo that he'll no longer be haunted by the ghost of Melusine...Shaman takes the money and goes to buy cool stuff for himself.
Haffo returns to his house that night...he's bored and decides to listen to some war music..but wait..Whoa!!! that's not the soundtrack from the dune...it's Britney Spears...the vilume goes up and up..until HAffo can't stand it anymore...He goes INSANE
...3 months later..Haffo in a mental health facility...unshaven, unwashed, with a wild look in his eyes..oh, what's he saying? actually he's singing "hit me baby one more time"*

ROFL!

"...3 months later..Haffo in a mental health facility...unshaven, unwashed, with a wild look in his eyes..oh, what's he saying? actually he's singing "hit me baby one more time"

*And looks at next bed where Melusine sleeps. Walks over her and punches her face.

lol, you're crazy alright..I'm already DEAD and you're hallucinating!!!

Why this sudden urge for violence against women Haffo?
Just be careful...Pisces make very good serial killers you know.(kidding)

Well.

I think I have no other idea of putting to the story rather than killing, torturing etc. Do you have any better idea about that?

Why not make it funny..since you're so good at that? 🙂

I find them funny.

Why don't we talk more about Scorpio women here, like really what makes them mysterious etc...

I want to hear more about that!

Why not Kafka, but after Melusine says what's on her mind.

I thought I did on the other thread: HAFFO is FUNNY!! no arguments.🙂

Okay Melusine.

Why don't we talk more about Scorpio women here, like really what makes them mysterious

They're not mysterious, they're hot and as hell and they sleep around.

I dont sleep around! But I flirt a lot.
I hope to be sexy but Im not sure if I am. Sometimes I am afraid that I may be trying too hard.

I have been told that its hard to look into my eyes for a long time. Ive been told I have enormous charisma...

But it feels conceited to write this all down!! Its just that no ones talking about us here...I guess someone else who knows me would be a better judge on how sexy I am etc.

Yeah,I aien't a very big slut even with the sag influences.Im not too sure of myself in the "attractive and sexy" department,I also prefer to not be noticed most of the time in that way.But not in really in a insecure way either though,dunno it's weird.I think it's just more along the lines of going about my own business with little complications to not try to be sexy,girlie or anything unless it's the very rare occassion do want to.Theres a time for that and a time to be serious and in serious mode sex is the last thing on my mind.Most men annoy me and I don't have much of a sex drive also unless the person is special to me and then the sexual urges and stuff happen.Do have times that I don't want to move the morning after from all the cramps when sex did happen though...It's pent up and concentrated on only certain people basically for me.

"I also prefer to not be noticed most of the time in that way.But not in really in a insecure way either though,dunno it's weird."

I kinda know what you mean Tiamat, two of my best friends are sropio females and they are very attractive and sexy.They don't have to do anything or act overtly sexy...men are just naturally drawn to them.Maybe it's some sort of sensual aura or something.

And they definitely don't sleep around...they can afford to pick and choose...so most often they just pick the best of the lot and are content with that...and they have great taste in men.

Anyway, whatever they have I wish I had some of that stuff! Right now possessing a pair of intimidating eyes would do wonders for my moral.

'I dont sleep around! But I flirt a lot.
I hope to be sexy but Im not sure if I am. Sometimes I am afraid that I may be trying too hard.

I have been told that its hard to look into my eyes for a long time. Ive been told I have enormous charisma...

But it feels conceited to write this all down!! Its just that no ones talking about us here...I guess someone else who knows me would be a better judge on how sexy I am etc.'

Everything kafka said here seems to sum up an honest Scorpio. Scorps don't 'flit' around to any bed we can get into (like sags 😛), but we flirt sometimes and I hope that our efforts to be seen as sexy pay off in the way we'd like it to. (Some Scorps never flirt and never flit to any bed, I know many scorpions who are way too serious for any of that) - Superficial Scorpio is an oxymoron the way I see it.

I flirt but it's never serious for anything internally,it's usually just for fun and to make people laugh is when I flirt or play "pervert" role I think thats what I got mainly from the sag influences is the need to make people feel good by laughing.

'I flirt but it's never serious for anything internally'

Another good way to put it.

Hey Elliot...Yeah I was trying to be honest there.

I do like the way I look and like to show off my femininity and occasionally make some bold fashion statements too. I find my male friends are very ok with that, they support me doing that whereas I get jealous/judgemental looks from female friends. I feel alone on my path. And let me clarify, it's always tasteful and never ever trashy. It's just that I'm not ashamed of my features.

I'm not a beauty queen either, and it took me years to appreciate my appearances; so why not do this for myself now? Then there are other times where I'll be totally low-key and not care.

I also like making sexual jokes with male friends with whom I know there will never be anything happening 100% . They know it too, and we make comments to each other like "you're a slut", or "you're a hottie" or "shake that ass". Or we talk about not getting laid, etc.

I know the male friends appreciate my openness and honesty about what I want (our pisces friend in the group!), and they go "you go girl" about flaunting what I got. Girls on the other hand are more like "whoaa you said that? oh my god..." or they just sit there watching quietly. Or if comments happen in front of them, they'll just not participate in the conversation.

My general intention with all that is to be provocative (physically and verbally) and thus break borders, break judgements, be open and honest and go against hypocrisy...Also in a feminist way by hopefully engaging on equal levels with men.

I read somewhere once that Scorpio women are light years ahead their sisters sometimes. I do feel that at times!

There goes my extra conceited few more cents...
And yet I'm single and draw the guy I like away, for some reason.

I don't hang with other females,I don't like the catty stuff either.Basically All of my friends except for about 10% of em are male.Cancers,pisces,aquarius,libra,other scorpios and 1 leo are the mass of my female friends,it's pretty much any sign I can get along with to some type of extent in terms of males.

Why can't I keep any guys as my friends, just friends? I thought many times I had a male friend, but sooner or later they told me they want more. I mean relationship with me. I would rather hang with guys but that's not fun when they kiss you surprisingly (and you thought you are safe..) 😢 I'm jealous, Tiamat..

What happened to this thread here?

Got sour? I guess it's me. My posts have the effect that people don't want to add more.