Wats with this scorp?

Yea I know

Rosetta Stone for Virgo needed ASAP.

Rosetta stone for ya ass f u talkin bout

Actually the text is fine maybe it's sum thin wrong with ya eyes 😢

Smh ur lame

Slow ur roll boo b4 u put urself sum where u don't wanna be ... Sill niggas tricks is 4 kiss... Oh now tell me y you mad

All I c is blah blah and guess wha more blah damn just when I thought niggas couldn't be any mor stupid dazedscorp idgaf bout ya rep nigga I'm were it's at nigga I anti gotta say much doe niggas already know what is .. U anti got ya head on straight it's ii boo though keep it pushing dominos pull out ya toys and I'll pull out mind lmfao

Sits back and enjoys the show

Smh

thanks for the entertainment you guys sure know how to make a gal laugh.....

thanks for the entertainment you guys sure know how to make a gal laugh.....

Thanks for posting 4 times. You sure know how to make us think you are a wetard 😉

holy. shit. balls.

holyshitballs.

wow

Seriously, did I just witness a cowardly bunch of douchbag clique members gang-bang some half-wit defenseless ding-a-ling, then high-five each other whilst giggling like a pack of hyenas?

I guess so.

Yeahhh :/

rather well.

Posted by EyesOfFire

Posted by Wynter
Seriously, did I just witness a cowardly bunch of douchbag clique members gang-bang some half-wit defenseless ding-a-ling, then high-five each other whilst giggling like a pack of hyenas?

I guess so.

Aye, aye, aye! Woah, woah, woah!

What did this clique look like? 0.o

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Well, I know you're joking but the clique/gang bangers looked like Domino, DazedScorp, Tasteofchaosss and EEE raping some retarded girl by the railroad tracks after you pointed her out to them. Was this your entrance offering, to be accepted into the gang?

bleh. Cliques suck, seriously.

Posted by DazedScorp
Yo girl, you dent stay n skool did you, you no I mean? Like go get bak in da teacha and learn yo alphabeticles and stop smoking on dat kush girl, ya mean yo?

Crack is wack you no I mean? Yo the doggie go woof woof In da hood be sellin da yum yum fo half a dollar holla!

Wut?!

^^^^

LMAO 😛

Well I'm glad to see things are finally returning to normal around here.

Posted by Dominooo

Posted by Virgosrock
Slow ur roll boo b4 u put urself sum where u don't wanna be ... Sill niggas tricks is 4 kiss... Oh now tell me y you mad

This is bravo echo one niner sector foxtrot ontario hur dur. We are requesting donuts on our position ASAP.

*gun shots* *air plane goes over here*

GO GO GO!

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lmao!!!!

Posted by Dominooo
EVERYONE GET DOWN.

*rocket barrage flies over head*

OH DER GAWD, THEY ARE LAUNCHING PONIES AT US.

*My little Pony Intro song plays*

*slow motion camera view* *Everyone stands out of the trenches*

MMOoooOOVEEE... WEEEE NEEEED *pew pew* GERROOOOOOOO MOOOOOOVEEEE AHHOUUUUGGGHHHHT.

*camera speeds goes back to 1x mode* *Jimmy and Dimmy land up against a tank trap*

JIMMY, YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!

I know...

*ping*

SNIPER!!!

THEY GOT SNIP-URS OVER THAR!

TAKING FIRE

CIRCLE AROUND BACK

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY

WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY ASS?

BECAUSE THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR MULE ASSHOLE.

YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL ME...

I CALLED YOU A POOPY HEAD

YOU....you....you're the poopy head.

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A POOPY HEAD YOU POOPY POOPY... POOP...POop..poopy...head?




And that is how they get the caramel into those chocolate bars. It's a true story. Science.

omg lmao!

I'm dyingggg

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Ok so I'm a Virgo he's a scorp....
Here's my story :
We were gyrating, he nutting everywere, I say umm hmm... smiling... then go back to work.
We both riding bareback
Say anything ....
Ok so it be long, shorty ...
I start licking him but feel like he bringing to much cream to me, he looks at me like why everything was going fine....
His confidence...
Sexy mind
But anyway I says kiss me where it smells funny ...
While I'm cranking his leVer on the inside I'm smiling ....
Confusing ? not really ...
I sweat...
My alien conversations were b4 I told him to cream off..
So what's you r thoughts on this how do you think he feels....
Also I laying, his head is alien...
I just looking at me and smiling...
I alien also ...
The little stuff, I like that...
I feel like a Nuclear Reactor while bucking...
Oh well not my problem he also made me end up a hallway...
Picking me scabs and boy was like Pan ...

Lol!!!! wtf

this thread is fucking awesome

Domino is random hahahaha

so*

Didn't get to read the actual OP cause it's hidden now but Dom's responses are cracking me uppp

Posted by TasteOfChaosss

Posted by Dominooo

Posted by Virgosrock
Ok so I'm a Virgo he's a scorp.... Here's my story : he's staring at me I ask wha u looking at he says nutting I say umm hmm smiling then go back to work. We both go the same school . So he starts talking to me but I barely say anything . Ok so to make a long story short .. I start liking him but feel like he's bringing to much attention to me so I basically tell him to f### off in front of the class so he looks at me like why everything was going fine.... So days go bye he stares I still stare at him couldn't help it his confidence is so damn sexy lol mind you he's not a model but isn't ugly either but anyway he says he wants to kiss me and basically fuck me ... But I tell him I'm not down with that ... But he still trys to talk to me so on the outside while I'm telling him to leVe me alone on the inside I'm smiling .... Confusing not really ... I just wanna make him sweat but I really do appreciate my space... But anyway when we do talk to each other he dent really look at me once he told me I'm scaring him and I said am I ugly and he said no it's not that he also asked me if I'm a alien lmfaoooo that ish had me dying but anyway these conversations were b4 I told him to f off.. So what's you r thoughts on this how do you think he feels.... Also I see him laying his head in the desk just looking at me and smiling also he'll say it's not like you care... Her heart is cold little stuff like that and also he'll say things to see how I'll react or make me mad is this buck he feels rejected .. Oh well not my problem he also gave me a tight hug in the hallway picking me up and a boy was satring at me and he was like stop staring yo lol he does het a little jealous sometimes if I'm on the phone or talking to another boy ....

I honestly didn't read though.

this is the OP

Although, Blings edit was better.

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OH! not sure what her question was...?

Basically she said the Scorp is pursuing her and she's playing hard to get.

Bling's story was way cooler

don't worry about it Dom 🙂

I don't think you have a malicious bone in your body...and I doubt the OP took it that way either.
She laughed and she knows it!

Posted by TasteOfChaosss
You people take DXP WAAAAY too seriously.