Which One...

its late...

this was inspired by the talk of dead bodies and art...

ok so here is another question...it is winter...all of the 12 signs are snowed in a wooden cabin out in the wilderness and there is no food left...the only way to survive through the cold winter is cannibalism...what sign would be the first to be killed and why...

i would say that the first sign to go would be libras because they are lazy and sitting around all days has made them fat...i would like to note i would have said cancer first but they are good cooks and we will need that

do not think i am strange with this thread...it is just for fun...

Take it from me..

Have the Scorpio.

We Taste The Best.

=P No, tonight, after thinking about it for a minute, I'll say Sagittarius, I'll see if I still feel the same way tomorrow. Tomorrow I may be feeling more in the mood for the spirit and adventure in Sag and less in the mood for the sometimes fruitless faith of Fishes.

Gemini...because i've always liked 2 for 1 offers!

I'd make a run for it through the wilderness. I rather freeze and die in the snow then eat or be eaten. But I would not let anyone know for I would be the first one to go.

in no particular order...

ARIES- would kick and scream and throw a lot of punch. If she got picked it would be a fight to bring her down. Her killer would die in the process and both bodies, weak and destroyed would be quickly harvested for the flesh.

SCORPIO- would be paranoid and think that every one was planning on eating HIM and so, not being able to trust anyone, he would make sure that he be the first to help decide who gets eaten...make "friends" with the other eaters and then kill THEM as bodies begin to run short. The scorpios best friend (whichever sign it happens to be) would be spared and not eaten out of loyalty.

PISCES- would tell an elaborate lie about how his body would not be good to eat because of a rare disease. Nobody would believe him and decide to eat him first just for jerking them around and being such a coward.

TAURUS- would get hungry for meat and break down and start chewing on someone's live body.

LIBRA- couldn't decide who to eat, becomes so totured by indecision that she commits suicide and becomes an "edible".

VIRGO- would not eat a body because it would be unclean and ughhh- nobody has showered in days!!.

CAPRICORN- smartly, would hang around the scorpio hoping to get on his good side and inform him of who looks most like they could feed two people for the longest period of time.

AQUARIUS- would dissect the chosen body like a pro...has she done this before— (Would get curious looks from everybody.)

SAGGITARIUS- would begin eating himself before anyone even gets hungry.

GEMINI- is aloof and doesn't have clue. "wha? you guys are hungry? wha? we are out of food?....c'mon lets just sing a lil song and make the best of a bad situation!" Her optimistic and carefree attitude makes everyone want to kill her.

CANCER- would be too overwhelmed by silly "emotional attachements" and could not bare to eat anybody...fortunately...she would prolly have the roundest and tastiest looking stomach meat. Scorpio has had his eyes on her since the starvation set in.

LEO- would try and get sex with whichever girl got picked first to be harvested for flesh meat. He promise tell her that the "last time" would be just as exciting as the first. If he got picked, he would require that one of the girls give him sex before he sacrificed himself for the common good.

lol

hey guys...feel free to elaborate on those descriptions- my one mind is limited...

emerald is right though...lil m gems would be but a light snack for the hungy scorp

I got this plan you see. We let the scorpio eat all the other signs and then when it is fat kill the scorpio. We will have meat for days!!!!

PISCES- would tell an elaborate lie about how his body would not be good to eat because of a rare disease. Nobody would believe him and decide to eat him first just for jerking them around and being such a coward.

TAURUS- would get hungry for meat and break down and start chewing on someone's live body.

--- LOL!!!!!!!!! THIS HAD ME ROLLING! Too funny... 😛 🙂 😛 🙂 😛 🙂

LMAOOOOOO....SCHOEN IS GREAT!