you know you've grown up when.......

you no longer have to have the last word

it takes forever to scroll down to your year of birth on online registrations

you hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth

you can't be arsed to get off the sofa when the ice cream man comes

if you do find the arse to get off the sofa for an ice cream.....you find you can't

you don't like scarey movies any more

you find yourself 'pottering' in the garden or around the house

you need spectacles

you prefer intimate dinner parties to wild weekend long raves

you complain that you can't hear the lyrics of songs cos they don't enunciate

you realise the volume dial goes anti-clockwise too

over to you.

You have "guys" - a lawn guy, a tax guy...

Before making a purchase, you contemplate whether or not it will be a pain in the butt to keep the item clean.

You get jury duty.

Thumping bass from a nearby car makes you roll your eyes.

You've gone to the bank for something that required you bypass the teller and sit at one of those desks, across from an employee in a suit.

Posted by ellessque

Posted by yourekillinmesmalls

Thumping bass from a nearby car makes you roll your eyes.

hey!

that's just ME. don't roll your eyes....WAVE!!!!!!!! 😄

(totally NOT kidding)

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Thumping bass like you're jamming out with your bad self, or thumping bass that is so loud that you can't hear any other part of the song and your car is making that cheap speaker shaking noise?

Option 1: Holla!!! 🙂
Option 2: Eyeroll

Posted by ellessque

I don't roll with cheap speakers 😛

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Haha, well at least your bass doesn't suck.

In that case, I'll save my old lady eye roll for crappy shaky speaker guy (why is it always a guy—). Loud = tolerable. Loud and crappy sound quality = not so much.

I seriously lol'ed.

My ass is old haha