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LOL No, I'll allow that. It's alright.
lol, what ?
Being called an Aries *rapping you in head with hoof*. I don't mind. I've enough Fire in me to claim it. π
im glad you do! I just dont act like an aries with my fellow aries
Perhaps not, but you're rough and tumble and erupt like one just the same. And you are definitely Fire. And surprisingly you hang out with us Earthy folk. π
LOL, maybe but you have never seen me do that. yep earthy people. like a rock
Hi Sam! π
Yep, βstrong like stone...( earthy color brown ) ...β π
Ohhh you know. Being a Bull. After I counted all my gold ingots and polished my diamonds I moved onto pearls. π
I am well thank you, how is the day treating you Sam? π
holy crap! I didnt have my flashlight. see what I mean vb scorpio's are sneeky π
LOL Scorps are awesome. You have a flashlight? Can I see it?
depends on the scorpio hey sam if you want to spam this post its ok π
no this scorpio yesterday said she was from hell and that she would rip my eyes out
hello! there you go π no I traded my flash light for a flame thrower π
I remember you said you liked too play with fire,so im just helping you out π
hmmmmm you like snakes. so lol.
Thanks Sam. π I try to champion the language. LOL Ewwwwww, sitting at work bored is never any fun.
K, you trying to fib? *tapping foot*
fib about what vb ? LOL
Fib about her removing your ocularies and other punishment. LOL And please don't burn anyone. I want the house to stay tidy. If you want to play, go outside and use the flame thrower.
( Carry on Sam, I know you can handle yourself.. π )
lol I swear, I though the same thing all sweet and nice but there is a dark side π
fine! I'll outside....* taking flamethrower and slams the door*
*comes back in* hey! did anyone have a cat? I found this black cat! what burning ?
yea I hate snakes....
OI! I have a black cat! LOL
Heyyy, it's all part of the Taurean gig. I make everything all warm and cozy, bake cookies and invite everyone in for a coffee. π
LOL yep! the cat is really black now π
If you have harmed ONE HAIR on my cat, just ONE. I am going to give you the whipping of a lifetime Mister Man, you won't be able to walk for DAYS! JUST ONE! *giving evil eye*
LOL I kinda burned down the garden too...... vb im sorry about that and your cat π it wont happen again.
I dont try to get burned tho π
Posted by Samiamascorpio
I never once said I was sweet or nice, I told from the start I that I'm evil don't pretend like you don't like it silly π
see vb I was fibbing π
yea that was my tool flashlight π I found a scorpio. its works.
I found the bulls with food.
W...T....F? THE GARDEN TOO?! How am I supposed to make pickles, spaghetti sauces, BBQ sauce, home canned ketchup? Not to mention zucchini bread. Frozen green beans, peas, corn, simmered squash and roasted pumpkin seeds? *sobbing* Not the garden K, how COULD YOU?!
( I knew you were fibbing )
look! here's how it went. last soon as I got yelled at you go play outside I saw a bird trying to like a bird. I though for a second and I though I wonder how the cat would feel if I burned his ass. so I fired up the flame thrower and I shot some fire at him. next he waas on fire and running and he went and hide in the garden so I saw him and I shot another fireball at him. well it start a fire and burned the garden.
long story short it was the cat that started all this.
are you tell me, im evil?
And now you blame it on my cat. *smh* What am I going to do with you?
LOve me? π
LOL alright I'll take the tile!
Shaking my head.
Of course I still love you Kyle, you great oaf. But there will be some retribution for e-flaming my poor cat. *shaking fist*
My e-son. And this one came minus loss of bladder control. π
awww sweet! look vb I was just helping your cat get into this halloween costume π
LOL! ghost riding is not evil.
Ooooo boy you are gonna GET IT.
Just for that you don't get to lick out the cookie dough bowls at Christmas time. π
get what vb? π
nope, I just ride really fast!
Of course you can Sam. You can help make candies, chocolates and treats too if you like. π
LOL Do I have to answer that 'get what, vb'? Naughty monkey.
yes you have to anwser vb π
yea I know riding fast is awesome,
thats not fair why does she get too ?
Heheheeee, perv. Now I KNOW you're one of mine.
LOL you caught that π
sam, thats ok. I didnt want too help anyways.π
LOL Of course I did.
LOL I though I was being sneeky too.
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damn it! I meant like one!