I knew you weren't getting married thilly. Just thought you might be stuck wearing a tux in honor of someone else, lucky critter. 30 and marrying a 19 year old eh? Best of luck to them. Heheheheee. *cough* How is Great Granny?
LOL Sounds like something my family would do actually. Weddings are a pain in the butt usually. I like it best of all when I'm just invited to ceremony and reception. When asked to be involved personally I usually decline. Between Bridezilla, cold feet, nothing is right. Ooofta, who needs it? Happy to make the cake and dissolve into the crowd. Poor goggy. Sounds like he needs a vet. Coughing constantly could mean heartworm. Poor bugger should be put down if it's that advanced.
Oh see, now you've went and done it. That's just the best. A warm tomato right off the vine. Just eat it standing in the garden with the juice running down your chin, or haul it inside for a tomato sandwich.
LOL You'd be surprised. Some men are actually relieved a woman can descend from Olympus in that regard and let fly. Or to have a woman around that doesn't wrinkle their nose and act missish when they do but actually think it's hilarious.
lol,but your lady's!!! thats the point, its weird, and lady's who thinks its funny and would do that too a guy....ugh i'd be like seriouly....omg and dead.
lol, yea im just sayin thats weird. and it freaks me out! like with guys sure thats funny! hahaha. a girl does that....everyone is looking like woah really?
alright im done with that now , until a girl comes and reads this and wants to chew me out 😉
LOL No way, when I'm wrong I expect to be called on it. Or the guilt will eat me up and I'll apologize for being a dingus. Farts are natural, farts are funny. And there you have it. *deep curtsy*