@soap
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I knew you weren't getting married thilly. Just thought you might be stuck wearing a tux in honor of someone else, lucky critter. 30 and marrying a 19 year old eh? Best of luck to them.
Heheheheee. *cough* How is Great Granny?
Oh geesh Bells. *shaking fist at your net suckage*
oh yea... haha it sucks, i felt bad since he asked me too be in it... so i start yea sure and its been a pain in the ass since the word go!
all my family is placing there bets and how long it well last. lol thats mean huh ?
she's alright ..... i hate her dog is a kick me dog and it coughts like its dieing 24/7 i kid you not !
LOL Sounds like something my family would do actually. Weddings are a pain in the butt usually. I like it best of all when I'm just invited to ceremony and reception. When asked to be involved personally I usually decline. Between Bridezilla, cold feet, nothing is right. Ooofta, who needs it? Happy to make the cake and dissolve into the crowd.
Poor goggy. Sounds like he needs a vet. Coughing constantly could mean heartworm. Poor bugger should be put down if it's that advanced.
so u fucked up get over it dude its not u killed someone one or something.
wallowing in selfpity over a forum come on now its not that serious lol.
Hi LV *waving* 🙂
lol yea i know, thats what i should have done..... its like a pellet promblem with the dog.....ugh but if the dog goes she will go too you know ?
yea i know....
Speaking of dogs, my husky is being a stalker. *giving dog the evil eye* 'If the dog goes, she will go'..in what way?
yea, thats the deal. haha , i hate the dog too , it drives me up a wall
haha ill be right back , im going to subway!! anyone want anything ??
Veggie on wheat, please and thank you. 🙂
im back ! haha here you go vb. * hands vb sub *
Yayyy! Thank you. And for later on I slammed a pot roast in the oven. 🙂
haha sweet!! 57 sauage with it yum
Well okay, you can slobber 57 on it, but it makes its own gravy for mashed potatoes so you might want to rethink the sauce.
nope ! it goes on everything ! haha i even be it on the spuds
LOL Ohho, you're one of those people. I suppose I can be the same way with ketchup. It's a horrible affliction I know, but there it is.
yea ketchup! me too! i hate toms tho.
Oh see, now you've went and done it. That's just the best. A warm tomato right off the vine. Just eat it standing in the garden with the juice running down your chin, or haul it inside for a tomato sandwich.
lol no way vb ! i hate them like that... i hate mushrooms tooo
More for me then. 🙂 What else do you dislike, that way I can work up a real puke-a-thon. 😈
hmmm lets see. haha . i hate lasona. yuck!
*gasp* How can anyone hate lasagna?! Italian food is the SHIZ!
lol i know, but i dont like it . i like the other italian food!
Whewwwwwwww, you're safe then. If you went on an Italian food attack I dunno what I'd say. I'd be quite nonplussed. 😄
lol , naa. i love hot stuff ! thats me, i love stuff that can make me cry!
Oh see now, that you may keep. I am a weenie. :/
lol why ? it isnt fun unless your mouth is on fire !
It does things to me. Unspeakable things. *holding up cross*
ohhhhh that hahah! girls farting..... thats the crazyest and sickest thing evar!!!
Oh not that. LOL It's worse. Knife like cramps in my belly and racing to the toilet all night long.
Like you don't fart. Please. 😛
oh i see.... hmmm. that sucks. yea i would stay away then... but yea thats a fear i have ^^^^^^ girls and the other thing. woW!!!
lol its a guys thing 😛 its ok, and funny, but girls.....hell no!!!
LOL You'd be surprised. Some men are actually relieved a woman can descend from Olympus in that regard and let fly. Or to have a woman around that doesn't wrinkle their nose and act missish when they do but actually think it's hilarious.
lol! thats so weird, like i think its like your a girl you dont do that stuff , then they do and im like wtf!
LOL!!!! I dunno where you picked that up but girls are every bit as nasty as you fellows are. Sincerely.
lol , but thats just not right you know ? your lady's....hahaha i'd be so pissed if some girl let one fly and then through the blanks over my head!
Pfffffft. "Not right", what's 'not right' about passing gas as the human body does?
lol,but your lady's!!! thats the point, its weird, and lady's who thinks its funny and would do that too a guy....ugh i'd be like seriouly....omg and dead.
Ladies do indeed fart. And I have a sneaking suspicion it doesn't smell of rose water and fairy dust. LOL
lol, yea im just sayin thats weird. and it freaks me out! like with guys sure thats funny! hahaha. a girl does that....everyone is looking like woah really?
alright im done with that now , until a girl comes and reads this and wants to chew me out 😉
LOL For what?
lol i know how you lady's are 😉 trust me... some girl well read what i wrote about and say telling me im wrong.
thats the thing about guys and women , the women is alway right !
LOL No way, when I'm wrong I expect to be called on it. Or the guilt will eat me up and I'll apologize for being a dingus. Farts are natural, farts are funny. And there you have it. *deep curtsy*
lol, yea thats true.... i just dont want a girl to do the blank one on me.... lol but im going too 😉
LOL!!!!! Dutch oven at midnight, this is not a drill, repeat...Dutch oven at midnight.
lol!!! yep or i could go all out and wait till she is asleep and then be butt ass naked and fart right in her face😛
lol i hope you know im kidding on this one. but anyways , you have to wait until their stuck with you 😛
man my head is all messed up!
all be turning 13 it a couple of months.
LOL!!! See now, THAT is funny. What's turning 13 in a couple of months?
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dont worry im not going anywhere.... im suck watching my 92 year old great grandma....