Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very >faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic >with their drinks that night. Incredibly drunk and walking home they >needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off >her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather >expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky >enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on >it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. > >After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next >day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet >and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other >husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to >suspect the worst.... my wife came home with no panties!!" > >"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card >stuck to her ass that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll >never forget you." >
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>faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
>with their drinks that night. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
>needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>
>One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
>her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather
>expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
>enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
>it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
>After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
>day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
>and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
>husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
>suspect the worst.... my wife came home with no panties!!"
>
>"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
>stuck to her ass that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll
>never forget you."
>