Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very >faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic >with their drinks that night. Incredibly drunk and walking home they >needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off >her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather >expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky >enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on >it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. > >After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next >day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet >and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other >husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to >suspect the worst.... my wife came home with no panties!!" > >"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card >stuck to her ass that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll >never forget you." >
I heard that there the biggest problem for us in the zodiac (and vice versa)....like were the kings of the jungle but the taurus matches our strength(perhap even stronger)<BR> when the these two clash is it a big spectacle— the biggest battle of the zod
Just wanted to say hi to all the taurus out there. I love ya. Even though you all are insentive bastards. (well at least the ones I know.)<BR> <BR> I'm a cancer girl, the perfect match. My motto is: I drive a neon but want to ride a taurus.<BR> <BR> A
I am a Taurus, Moon in Sag, Venus in Aries, Mars in Leo. Does this mean I would seem to have more fire traits or is the Sun sign the strongest indicator??
Suck suck suck! I never really consider others feelings... I just think I do but I seem to stomp ahead anyway, I'm unreliable and terribly flaky, rarely am I ever on time, on a subconcious level I expect others to put up with all the above faults, I suspe
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Hey..<BR> <BR> I was just wondering, what makes you Taureans dislike someone? I don't mean if they betray you or something along those lines, but almost like the subconcious things, like the little things a person can do that would really get on your ner
>faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
>with their drinks that night. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
>needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>
>One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
>her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather
>expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky
>enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
>it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
>After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next
>day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet
>and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
>husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
>suspect the worst.... my wife came home with no panties!!"
>
>"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
>stuck to her ass that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station - We'll
>never forget you."
>