How to Shake a Taurus Guy

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artichoke
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Ask for more and donate it to a charity of your choice - yay for some good karma.

Or you can feign lunacy - tell him you have a doppelg?_nger that you like to converse with everyday and she doesn't like his presence around you.

Or that you've been having terrible headaches from the arguments that the noises in your head have with each other, debating whether to put water in his gas tank.

Or that you're debating whether the monster hiding in your closet is going to stretch that favorite sweater you've been hiding on the top shelf.

Fight crazy with crazy dammit✨hugs Jynja*