I envy the simplicity of earth signs...

I think we should all take a moment and appreciate the lucky earth sun sign people. To be concerned only with material needs and pleasure seeking for ones self must be nice. Ignorance is bliss as they say...

I feel special now.

Someone's grumpy 😛

Posted by thescepter
buddha was a multiple taurus you bloody cunt!

and buddha was a hypocrite. Typical taurus.

How does a man who is morbidly obese know anything about balance?

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
I envy the stability of Earth signs *

fixed it for you.

Lol!

Yo earth signs are balanced!

Meanwhile in the taurus mancave 16 opened boxes of twinkies and a tv that is about to overheat from overuse.

Yo earth signs are balanced!

Meanwhile virgo is paying for new clothes in pennies he's been saving for 6 years.

Yo earth signs are balanced!!

Meanwhile capricorn leaves current boyfriend for executive CEO of a company

Posted by thescepter
did u mean me or biebs over there? 😛

Me? biebs of course 😛

I think that painfully practical is the right description, who said anything about earth signs being balanced? Hard for water folks to deal with, I know B)

Just kidding friends, I don't really think earth signs are simplistic. All elements are required to create balance. This was for experimental purposes. Carry on 🙂

I realized this thread is marinated with sarcasm. Not quite awake. Deleted my comment.

But thanks for your misinterpretation of Earth Signs.

So an Earth sign CaCa'ed all over you....

Tell us your story.....

*Inquisitive Expression*

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Just kidding friends, I don't really think earth signs are simplistic. All elements are required to create balance. This was for experimental purposes. Carry on 🙂

It was obvious tho, next time you should try to make us at least a bit mad 😉

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
To be concerned only with material needs and pleasure seeking for ones self must be nice. Ignorance is bliss as they say...

My sole purpose in life is to be selfish in bed, smiling, staring into the eyes of my prey, and stripping him of all his material possessions.

It's tough being a Venusian Earth sign.

Run. Run. Run as far from us as you can.

Be very afraid! (LOL)

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Just kidding friends, I don't really think earth signs are simplistic. All elements are required to create balance. This was for experimental purposes. Carry on 🙂

Lol!!
I was gonna ask who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning. Guess I don't need to know. 🙂

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Yo earth signs are balanced!

Meanwhile in the taurus mancave 16 opened boxes of twinkies and a tv that is about to overheat from overuse.

Twinkies? No. I wouldn't. Give me a good pizza and red wine. 😉

Posted by TaurusBull1977

My sole purpose in life is to be selfish in bed, smiling, staring into the eyes of my prey, and stripping him of all his material possessions.

Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

The only caca story I have is my taurus brother once punched me in the face when I was young 😆

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

Yeah, I'm not reading all that. That thread is way to long.

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

We just laugh 🙂
At least the Caps...

Posted by lildol

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

We just laugh 🙂
At least the Caps...

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lysergicaciddiethylamide, precisely what i predicted they'd do.

but thanks.

Posted by SunScorpio

Posted by lildol

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

We just laugh 🙂
At least the Caps...

lysergicaciddiethylamide, precisely what i predicted they'd do.

but thanks.

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yep, with the exception of a few you were right.

Earth signs we never care enough to change people's minds...so much for our seriousness

Yeah, the length is crazy!! 😆 But I would love to meet people that horny. If they existed...... (*O*)

Wait a minute..... THAT IS AN EARTHLY PLEASURE!!!!!!!!

😛

😆

Posted by SunScorpio

Posted by lildol

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

We just laugh 🙂
At least the Caps...

lysergicaciddiethylamide, precisely what i predicted they'd do.

but thanks.

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Caught you red handed with your paws in the Taurus cookie jar!! And you said you were staying away from other places and only staying with the water signs. ~throws fish net and drags Squishy back to the deep, cold, watery depths~ Back where you belong, dear! You're stuck with us! BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by xMoonMan

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
Go to the cancer thread and read the truth about water signs. This is my experiment to see if earth signs react the same as water signs when criticized as a mass.

LMAO
Your thread draws zero parallels to SunScorpios Truth about water signs thread.
It's a joke. Played out by a bored young man with nothing better to do than stir trouble.
😏

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All I could see were the PRS's.......

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
How does a man who is morbidly obese know anything about balance?

How does someone who judges anyone knows anything about balance? Taureans are more materialistic than most signs, so what? My girlfriend is a triple Taurus and I'm a double Aquarius, everywhere it says we should be horrible for each other. I don't care about money but she does, so I love giving her the things that make her smile and feel good in life. She may be more materialistic, but that is a very small part of her. And we need all kinds of people in the world... if it was filled with Aquarians you would only have a daydreaming crowd with weird ideas.
And Buddha was a hypocrite indeed (A good one, but still) His desire to get rid of desire... IS a desire.

Posted by Helena88

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
How does a man who is morbidly obese know anything about balance?

How does someone who judges anyone knows anything about balance? Taureans are more materialistic than most signs, so what? My girlfriend is a triple Taurus and I'm a double Aquarius, everywhere it says we should be horrible for each other. I don't care about money but she does, so I love giving her the things that make her smile and feel good in life. She may be more materialistic, but that is a very small part of her. And we need all kinds of people in the world... if it was filled with Aquarians you would only have a daydreaming crowd with weird ideas.
And Buddha was a hypocrite indeed (A good one, but still) His desire to get rid of desire... IS a desire.

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Lol@buddha. I dont know, Helena, i care ALOT about money and security myself.

@lisa "security" is more the key for us though. Money can provide that to a certain extent. But security trumps all!

Posted by Helena88
if it was filled with Aquarians you would only have a daydreaming crowd with weird ideas.

This actually sounds awesome. I would like to see this world. (*O*)

I am so materialistic, it's not even funny. And life is so stable right now.

Life is good.

Posted by Vainth
I am so materialistic, it's not even funny. And life is so stable right now.

Life is good.

life is good, hear hear... barring stuff happening around us, but life is good as in very stable. it feels good and content; an honest and loving way to have family.

Posted by lildol
@lisa "security" is more the key for us though. Money can provide that to a certain extent. But security trumps all!

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security does, indeed. mmmm but money is always good. gotta have money always saved for a rainy day.

Posted by Theatrum

Posted by TaurusBull1977

My sole purpose in life is to be selfish in bed, smiling, staring into the eyes of my prey, and stripping him of all his material possessions.

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LMAO!

I want to know why my ex husband, a Taurus, was such a hot mess. He's not the only one, either. I know a couple of others who are and one I'm related to. Can't keep track of money and irresponsible, big mama's boy, nasty temper tantrums for no real reason, ocd with the cleaning but not in a good cleaning way, very judgmental and closed minded, did I mention a mama's boy? and a control freak. I also know some Taurus's who have it all together and are nice, funny and relaxed, so I'm not saying all Taurus's are this way. What gives on the ones that are? The similarities on the ones that are a hot mess are uncanny and they aren't even related and were not raised the same.

Posted by TaurusBull1977

My sole purpose in life is to be selfish in bed, smiling, staring into the eyes of my prey, and stripping him of all his material possessions.

😕 oh my

Posted by lysergicaciddiethylamide
I think we should all take a moment and appreciate the lucky earth sun sign people. To be concerned only with material needs and pleasure seeking for ones self must be nice. Ignorance is bliss as they say...

I wanna be one sooooo BAD 😢 ughhh if only i had been born 7 days early!

earth signs are the best hands down