Ok how to Attract Taurus Men...?

In my Opinion i'm very compatibile with this sign, they are very sensual, and rugged usually (steamy ideas).
Help me in search of a taurus man 😉

Eh, who knows. It might work.. Worth a shot...

Posted by ellessque
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I've bought cookies......coconut body spray.

I've got nothin. *kicks rocks*

You bought them—?

Get your ass in there and bake them.White chocolate and Macadamia nut.
Go buy a satin napkin,fill with cookies.tie with ribbon.
Put on nice lipstick,not to bright.kiss a piece of stationary (kiss first,in case it doesn't come out good the first time)then write "Thought you might enjoy these."
Hold at arms length,spray nice parfume in direction of note.put note in envelope,so scent does not evaporate to quickly.
Write name on envelope.
Leave everything on his porch.

they usually just find you don't they?

man that is a big gorilla

try scoping out restaurants during April/May when they are out celebrating their birthdays. Bit of a wait for that tho. Sorry.

Can I interest you in a nice Libra perhaps?

LS... You don't need cookies and coconut spray...

Step 1. Find Taurus
Step 2. Punch Taurus
Step 3. Email Taurus and apologize
Step 4. Invite over for a drink to make it up to him
Step 5. .... you know haha!

Oh yeah, and make sure he annoys you before you punch him, so you don't look like a psycho...

LMAO @ turn of this thread.

Observe ladies, the natural Taurean male in the wild. So calm looking, so together..so thoughtful. Oozing sex appeal like it's a miasma around him ( because it is, he peed on his own pant legs in a glorious fount of male musk to attract the opposite sex ). BEHOLD as he wraps his long fingers around an ink pen and writes a check. Be MYSTIFIED as he sorts every problem. Note the AWE as he gives solid advice and be AROUSED when he uses his credit card *swipe swipe*. Please use the proper deference as his forearms flex and ripple when he shifts it into 4th gear. Swoon when he brings home a sweeper for your birthday. Most definitely bend over when he's reading the paper ( lost something..oh WHAT could it be? ). Be absolutely sure to know how to cook something..FFS anything not out of a carton. Fully groom and soften and smooth and do be sure to nance about fully nude with no shame. Sally forth women, and latch hold of a god. ( For Chrissakes latch hold of SOMETHING of his and make it count ). All this I bequeath to you.

Posted by ellessque
...the cookies WERE from the deli, thank you very much.

YOU do not want me baking cookies. i'd eat the cookie dough before they were even planted on the pan.

then i'd try to be creative and end up with ONE huge slightly round cookie.

(however, I WOULD lovvvvve to make him dinner. but that is highly unlikely to happen. why do you guys have to be so flippin polite? 😛)

Oh dear. I thought 'cookie dough' was a food group.

Oh yes they are. 🙂 I adore a mans hands. Especially when they work with them. I pay attention to how they move: stroking an animal, tinkering with something, even at rest. Among other things of course. Men are just beautiful creatures.

Lmao@ VB that was great...

mmmm arms..*homer drool**

VB should be a writer! I second the motion! **bangs mallet on podium**

I think she is

VB... Are you? I guess she is... since she's writing 😛

Har D har har har!!

I'd love to be a writer. 🙂 Thanks.

LOL More than a grain of truth to be had in that, even WITH the humorous delivery. *deeply bowing with a flourish*

YEAH YEAH YEAH...

Pfff Taurus guys aren't really all that great... I don't know what you ladies are all getting worked up about..

***throws TaurGuy onto sofa***

Let me show you..

Awwww big ol' bad man need hims an ego stwoking? Tough. 😛

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
***throws TaurGuy onto sofa***

Let me show you..

Hahaha Easy killer... I might be fragile.... 😉

Posted by TaurGuy

YEAH YEAH YEAH...

Pfff Taurus guys aren't really all that great... I don't know what you ladies are all getting worked up about..

No doubt...

lol

ROFLMAO Smell that one didja Megara?

*snort* 'bout as fragile as an ox.

Hehe! Ox, that's right. That's why I am allowed to chill in the bull pen 🙂

😄

Himself...already knows. 😛

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TG, the one and only. LOL I do so deeply enjoy taking the piss on the man. Makes me feel all sunny inside.

Posted by venusianbull
TG, the one and only. LOL I do so deeply enjoy taking the piss on the man. Makes me feel all sunny inside.

LOL Can't enflate them any more ... their heads could pop. Although, every once in a while, I give them a little credit where due.

Maybe I meant 'when' and not 'where'? I don't know... I will blame the Pisces side.

Oh most definitely. I'll be one of the first in line to big him up. Also one of the first to cuff him upside the head. LOL I've had a foot in my arse from time to time. It's all good.

Now, now, belay that guff lassie. Mates.

Go smokier elle. Vanilla, spice, musk with lush undertones. You want to smell like sex on a stick. Edible scents I understand, but you want a man to stand back, close his eyes and just breathe you in when you walk by. COME ON SCORP! 🙂

VB... I wear vanilla, cinnamon cupcake smelling stuff... Maybe that's the ticket.

I still think you should use a LITTLE violence though, srs.

I think he was seeing if you bite...

Seems as though they are pretty forward people, but as a Scorpio it's confusing that they aren't making things complicated. I am always looking for hidden messages behind the Taurus' words lol

The Taurus-Scorpio dance... oh man, good fun, but VERY aggravating.

I am in a relationship with a Taurus and am still confused (even when he tells me something flat out sometimes). lol

The one you're talking about... is he the one you're trying the smells out on? If so, I think you've made it past the "luring him in with smells" stage lol

Enjoy the dance 🙂

Sorry, if this came across as confusing, I have a head cold and my brain is kind of mushy and things haven't been coming across exactly as I've wanted them too the past 2 days...

"he's subtle and aloof enough in between these flirts that it sends me into a swirly tailspin.....sort of what WE do to others"

That's pretty much what I was getting at... It's really complicated, but it shouldn't be to those of us who do it ourselves.

Also, I am terrified of rejection! I've even rejected guys while they are asking me out because I fear it might be a trick and if I say yes, they will say something like, "aha, gotcha!!" lol

I confuse myself, when I re-read my posts... nearly every damn time lol

I didn't see it *peeking over wall*. 😢

Cloak mode..re-engage. He's digging you woman. Ramp it up. We do this, hell *I* do it. Just a brush of the hand ( literally or figuratively ) then retreat a bit to see if it is reciprocated. A dance to ensure that interest is mutual before I let myself go into free-fall. When I am absolutely sure the gloves hit the floor and it's game on.

Really really. 😄 He's flirting with you shamelessly, showing interest and is starting to assume 'man mantle'. Little expressions or deeds to 'take care' of you. Classic. Truly. Remember..we are showers/doers rather than talkers. The little things that say it far better.
I shamelessly spoil people I care about. Go out of my way to make them feel special ( because they are ) and I like nothing better than to take care of them. They're safe with me, under my warm fuzzy *just from the dryer* blankie. 😄

Dream come true rather being backed into a corner and having a kiss of the ages slapped on me. Being groped wouldn't hurt either. LOL

Engage in conversation and find out something he thinks is special. A real way to win my affection is definitely to notice things that mean something to me. I will be deeply moved at something thoughtful or done for just myself. A flower picked for me by a child, a sloppily done card, a letter outlining something I've done that's touched them. Yes, food. If someone knows I enjoy something especially and presents it to me...well shit, they've paid attention. They know I like nutmeats and can't stand fruit creams..they...paid...attention. Listened to me, actually cared enough to file that mentally and retain it. Direct pipeline is music. Oh the places it takes me, sincerely. Someone gives me a song that makes them think of me I pay very close attention to each note, learn it, let it soak in and take me to where they are.

LOL Excellent. For me, I'll be subtle or bold ( Aries fire ) but I want a man to latch hold of me and make me see stars. On the whole though I will show how much I'm digging someone and leave it in their court. 'Show me, prove it, make me see.' At times it is asking an awful lot of someone because I require a ball bat. Someone in my face saying "I have feelings you daft cow! SHEESH!" 🙂

Or make him dinner. Hell, put dinner ON him and eat it off slowly. Works for this Bull.

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Posted by firewaterearth
Look feminine, smell nice, and bring him home baked cookies. Keep your voice soft. But, do not be afraid to respectively stand your ground. He will follow you anywhere.

yeah, i second all that but WTF are you all on about these cookies?! is it a code?

cook a proper meal ffs. meat. a roast. with side-dishes of course. and EAT with him.

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We want your meat Nem,but we also want to get our hands on those cookies. :p

I would hope he isn't threatened by a crush. I think that's silly to get your butt hair in a knot over something so innocent as flutterings.

used to tell taurus man he smells good,cause he did. LOL

Posted by firewaterearth
Look feminine, smell nice, and bring him home baked cookies. Keep your voice soft. But, do not be afraid to respectively stand your ground. He will follow you anywhere.

I like that. 🙂

Speak your mind. Wear something soft to the touch, including your hair ( no product...loose and silky, or a loose chignon with hair falling out of it.. ) and get out your sexiest perfume.

Whoohoo! 🙂 I love deets. *sitting cross-legged on floor and waiting oh so patiently*