SensualBull
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Ok, I found these from the website, SouthAfrica.com
A WOMAN
from age 13-18 she is like Africa
-Virgin & unexplored
from age 19-35 she is like Asia
-Hot & exotic
from age 36-45 she is like USA
-Fully explored & free with her resources
fro age 46-55 she is like Europe
-Exhausted but has her point of interest
from 56 on she is like Australia
-Everybody knows it's down there, but nobody gives a damn!
A WOMAN
from age 13-18 she is like Africa
-Virgin & unexplored
from age 19-35 she is like Asia
-Hot & exotic
from age 36-45 she is like USA
-Fully explored & free with her resources
fro age 46-55 she is like Europe
-Exhausted but has her point of interest
from 56 on she is like Australia
-Everybody knows it's down there, but nobody gives a damn!
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
If your 2-year-old has more teeth than you, you might be a redneck.
If the last time you lit a match in your bathroom you blew your house right off it's wheels, you might be a redneck.
If you think taking your wife for a cruise means driving your pickup truck around Dairy Queen, you might be a redneck.
If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.
If you've been accused of lying through your TOOTH, you might be a redneck.
If your 2-year-old has more teeth than you, you might be a redneck.
If the last time you lit a match in your bathroom you blew your house right off it's wheels, you might be a redneck.
If you think taking your wife for a cruise means driving your pickup truck around Dairy Queen, you might be a redneck.
If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.
If you've been accused of lying through your TOOTH, you might be a redneck.
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Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
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