@ReallyNiceAriesPerson
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She actually has a great voice - that is not the best example but I just wanted you see your evil twin in action😉
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c34rIpITirw
Oh this is The One I was looking for - VB at her night job ......sorry I am such a goob and can't get the proper Youtoube thing happening for you all.
I guarantee it is worth the effort😉
That's terrific, even our hair is the same in this one.
Actually a bit of a massage helps them recover quicker after calving🙂
Long as no one tries to put an arm in my anus to see if I'm carrying, I'm GREAT. 😛
You just keep that Bull stimulator away or I'll give you a hoof. *squish squashedy squoosh*
Well then get to scrubbing Cowboy. I've been mucking around in my own flop all afternoon. I'll take the red hoof polish too while you're at it. Bit of glitter might be nice..
Well crumbs. How'm I supposed to come up with a real crusher if you do it? LOL
That better be OPI polish Cowpuncher. No skimping here at El Rauncho Rancho.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
That better be OPI polish Cowpuncher. No skimping here at El Rauncho Rancho.
NICE choice.
Nail polish is pervy? HMMMMM. *light bulb* Business opportunity.
How is it that I start a perfectly nice thread with some neat music to get everyone feeling good and it turns into a pervo sesh?
Is it me? Is it the company I keep?
Posted by venusianbull
Nail polish is pervy? HMMMMM. *light bulb* Business opportunity.
😏
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
How is it that I start a perfectly nice thread with some neat music to get everyone feeling good and it turns into a pervo sesh?Is it me? Is it the company I keep?
You are with Earth, and yes..beneath our polished exteriors beats the hearts of complete hedonistic pervs. 😈 I'm working on a line of polish colors now with names just skirting the edge of decency. Could be a big seller. 😄
Mmmm and I'm listening to music sung by an Aries. Lisa Stansfield, ohhhhh yeh. 😄
Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
I do love that song Lay Me Down, it's like a tranquilizer dart to keep my Aries in check. I feel like this😏
Posted by cowpuncher
Here's another money maker for you VB. Patent this, give me 5% of the profit and we'll call it square. Remember mood rings? Make a fingernail polish that does that, to help us guys decode you gals and know how in trouble we are at any given time. 😉
Mmmm and do you think I'd give that type of gauge away so very easily? *clucking tongue* Noooo. We LIKE you confused and muddled at the table. Bwahhahaha.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
I do love that song Lay Me Down, it's like a tranquilizer dart to keep my Aries in check. I feel like this😏
It's a very good song. 🙂
Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*
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Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.
Oooops! Red
Sorry Mistress Mauve
Old Bruise Brown
Whip Mark Pink
Taco Puke Beige
and my personal fave
Mucous Membrane - our new neutral lacquer🙂
^ LOL!!!!
Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*
Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.
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*frowns*
There will be trouble when dofacc finds out about this......or have you got him tied up in the hayshed again?
Sunset Spankings
Pulsating Purple
Pouting Pink
Bawdy Beige
Climactic Coral
Soiled Dove
Bubbling Geyser
Dormant Dome ( a gentle flush of lavender )
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by cowpuncher
I've got enough perv for both of you barnyard animals....Btw, for VB's lovely hooves? Only the best would suffice. This here cowboy got her Rustoleum! Should work dandy *keeps painting and buffing*
Did you bust out the orbital sander too? *cracking whip* Harder!
Yes Mistress Milkjugs! *breaks out the sander and sands stuff smooth*
Well I see you FINALLY got my name right... *haughty sniff*. When you've finished with my hooves we'll talk about crown polishing.
*frowns*
There will be trouble when dofacc finds out about this......or have you got him tied up in the hayshed again?click to expand
LOLOL Isn't he off on some grand adventure?
Posted by cowpuncher
You know, you draw anyway VB... you could really have some fun with this Mistress Milkjugs thing. Innocent moo-cow placidly chewing cud by day.... crime fighting dominatrix-cow by night. She could even have a super vehicle... the Milk-Wagon...Just sayin', if'n you ever wanted to illustrate your own comic book.
I'll shaddup now.
*gets back to sanding before he gets the tail again*
I like to call it "Hooter Scooter".
HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?
Posted by venusianbull
HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?NO Mistress... I mean... YES Mistress... I mean.... whatever you say Mistress Milkjugs! Beat me when I'm a bad boy!
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But you are always a bad boy - how would she know when to stop?
LMAO LOVE the moose getting jiggy with the statue.
Posted by venusianbull
HEY! *slapping at hands* Those are for special. Remember your place slave! *snaking out riding crop* Remember what happened the last time? Or shall we repeat the incident, hmm?NO Mistress... I mean... YES Mistress... I mean.... whatever you say Mistress Milkjugs! Beat me when I'm a bad boy!
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This will hurt me far worse than it hurts you...
Whoop whoop!!! *tackling Virgo and dragging him down*
Nuhuh, I tackle you. Then you tackle me. Then I sneaks up on you.
That so? How shall I be handled? Oh yes, appropriately. Do enlighten me.
Dec...
**sets up video tape**
Don't YOU smirk - you're my fence, getting the produce out to the marketplace.
Is this about the man whoring business or something else entirely? Alright you two, what HAS England and Oz been up too, hmmmm? *tapping foot delicately*
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....
http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=superjesus% 20gravity&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CCkQtwIwAA&url=http% 3A www.youtube.com watch% 3Fv% 3D1bqVAmaUJ1U&ei=Iq5nT5DRA-3LmAXntrifCQ&usg=AFQjCNGIPv-YBJ4jegjbGzlIaqhrKxWhwg
Why can I not embed stuff properly😢
That was supposed to be "Gravity"
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....
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WTF are you talking about 0-0
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....
WTF are you talking about 0-0
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Sorry ArticleL - I was taking the piss out of another country (not your country,not mine.)
It wouldn't translate so I won't even try. Erase it from your mind and proceed as you were.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛Oh that's nice - now it's a water sport vid huh?
I just wanted to share some nice music with my friends.
Poor debauched, frustrated Presbyterians....
WTF are you talking about 0-0
Sorry ArticleL - I was taking the piss out of another country
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Interesting.
Oh it's a whole thing. Never mind. Hope you enjoy the music and debauchery.
That is what we are here for🙂
Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛
LOL Apparently I'm a Whisperer and I wasn't even aware.
LOLOLOL 🙂
Posted by ArticleL
Short Stop you make it rain, sleet and drizzle Capricorns. 😛LOL Apparently I'm a Whisperer and I wasn't even aware.
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The Bull Whisperer?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BHG0-tDyZk
Not sure if that will work...