Why did the chicken cross the road?

Miscellaneous....

So hows life?

Hows the love life?

You like kids?

What age you think you'll die?

Would you like to be the opposite sex?

What do you think of Paris Hilton?

Wouldn't you just lo

Why wasn't I invited? I wanna know where the greener pastures are at too :(

What would it be?

This is some funny stuff.........

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willin

I've had ENOUGH of my strep throat, sore throat dieseased fukkin pain!!! :'(

I thot we ruled the throat, it's my bloody enemy!

I know of 2 April Taurus who is not loyal or faithful to their partner.

Hey everyone! I posted on this website about 8 months ago about a Pisces I was interested in. That didn't work out and while I still care about him(cos, you know us cancers...we never really let you go LOL!!) I know that we will never be. We are really

Best Way #1. Always end arguments by turning some deeply private secret he's confided to you...against him. Then add, "Screw you, you slobbering half-wit!"

2. Beg him to read your journal.

3. Don't mince words. If he asks, reply, "Why, y

Let say if the other partner was found to be disloyal and you had been cheated on?..
What are you holding on to, love, lust, or just stuck in rut?

Seriously, why does Taurus hold on to already dead relationship?