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soap
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LOL! thank you maam 🙂

I have a great Idea!

Those opec bastards are charging too damn much for oil!

The way we fix this is, We the United States march over and have a friendly talk about it.

If they want too be asswhole about it.....Id just say fine! I hope your oil tastes good, ohhh yea and sand.

so here this the deal opec.... we the US will trade you a bushel of wheat for your barrel of oil.

promblem fixed. 🙂
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venusianbull
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More would be nice, however...d'ya know what my idea of heaven would be? A rustic cabin in the mountains somewhere. Orrrr an old house like this one plonked down on around 20 acres to garden, have oodles of fruit trees and animals. Bunnies, goats, chickens, maybe some ducks and geese. Barn kitties to keep the mice down, a dog or two. Just be simple. I never have wanted some wildly huge mansion. I can admire the history and beauty of such places, but want it? Nah!
Can you imagine how flat out amazing it would be to walk out your front door and see nothing but forests and mountains? Ideally a lake would be nearby ( I have to have water..without question )to compound the sheer gorgeous factor..but that to me means peace. Huge places make me insane, the rush, the madness, the crush of people. Bleeearrrrgh.
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venusianbull
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Cooooool. Mine don't show up in pics that well but they're really moss green with a brown burst around each pupil. Darker circle around the iris.

LOL You ornery SHIT! If there was a man of the house you'd be in DEEP DOO-DOO with that. I'd sick him on ya. Of course I wouldn't have too, he'd already be on you like a duck on a June bug for splatting his woman with a water balloon. 😛