You know what's funny! (Page 2)

hell yea! id post a pic but beergo would be sad 😛

LOL!! Awww, g'wan and post one, I post my silly pics here, there and everywhere. 🙂

LOL, with my shirt off huh? 😉 anyways....I need sombody too take it. I cant do the one handed snap shot!

LOL You are gonna have all the girlies here swooning. Not going to do the one handed, uber cool bathroom shot known on sites the world over? HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

LOL yea right vb!! they will not. the bathroom sucks here remember ? Its about too fall off the house.

Will too, you post a pic and we'll see who's right. 😛 LOL So go outside!

LOL sorry...😛 but the women of dxp land, you have too wait!

I dont believe you. lol.

Awwwww c'mon, I've got pics of me up here.

I do too! LOL. there are two pics with my shirt off. that was a year ago tho.

Oh sure! Make sense! LOL No shirt off pics for meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

sure why not! If I can rally all the women here. It cound be like hooters, but without the food 😛

NO dice! That type of pic is for special. 😛 You can Hooterize the rest of dxp.

LOL I see you as the leader of the women here! I need your vote!

my names kyle and I approve this message 🙂

vote for K-mart! he's the blue light special!

LOL!!! *dropping vote in ballot box*

LOL! thank you maam 🙂

I have a great Idea!

Those opec bastards are charging too damn much for oil!

The way we fix this is, We the United States march over and have a friendly talk about it.

If they want too be asswhole about it.....Id just say fine! I hope your oil tastes good, ohhh yea and sand.

so here this the deal opec.... we the US will trade you a bushel of wheat for your barrel of oil.

promblem fixed. 🙂

Hmmmm food for oil. This has possibilities. Not that they'd go for it. Money is the key factor in all the dealings.

LOL yep. money! wish I had more of it.... but yea gas involves everything I love too do.

More would be nice, however...d'ya know what my idea of heaven would be? A rustic cabin in the mountains somewhere. Orrrr an old house like this one plonked down on around 20 acres to garden, have oodles of fruit trees and animals. Bunnies, goats, chickens, maybe some ducks and geese. Barn kitties to keep the mice down, a dog or two. Just be simple. I never have wanted some wildly huge mansion. I can admire the history and beauty of such places, but want it? Nah!
Can you imagine how flat out amazing it would be to walk out your front door and see nothing but forests and mountains? Ideally a lake would be nearby ( I have to have water..without question )to compound the sheer gorgeous factor..but that to me means peace. Huge places make me insane, the rush, the madness, the crush of people. Bleeearrrrgh.

^ And all of that most definitely thumbs its nose at every astrological book and bit of info on Taurus saying we have to eat from fine Sevres china and drink from a golden chalice. I am perfectly fine with knock off Dixie paper plates, thank youuuuuuuu.

sweet vb! that sounds peaceful.... LOL A lil different in my idea. Idk maybe like a 4 bedroom house and 10-20 acres.

A huge garage! LIke a 50 by 60 hell yea. all the toys.. chevelle and camaro. and other things too come...

Id have a dirtbike track.

the coolest thing with be a race track! circle track. Id buy some old camaro's and have those as my race cars.

Well yeh! You have to have outbuildings on that much property. No neighbors bagging about the noise either.

Mine must have a clothesline outdoors, has to have, because line dried sheets rock in all seriousity.

And a huge fireplace or woodstove! Forgot to tack that bad boy on der.

LOL my place is loud huh vb! your's is peaceful 🙂

LOL Nahh, yours is intermittently loud and peaceful. Loud when you're vrooooming around, quiet when you're not. 🙂

LOL yea it would be! I have a great Idea Ill move in next door 20 acres down alright? sweet.

then I would make a huge ass sling shot! I'd always be bombin your house with water ballons! lmao!

next try picturing that.... Its funny :p

Yep! You wants a whole lot of cheesed off neighbor, right here! Annnnnd Mr. SmartAss, how you gonna pull that one off if I'm way up some mountain ravine? Wolves howling in the woods. Whut whut.

LOL!!! You'd probably be over to raid the fridge, and give me puppy eyes for homemade jelly all the time. Uhhhuh, I see where this one is going. Definitely one of the kiddos, I'll have 6 blue eyes staring at me waiting for dinner to get done.

awww I see sneeky one! well.... hmmm..... tree's.... what kills tree? OH HELL that right! chainsaws and fire!

just kidding vb I wont do that 🙂 killed the sling shot Idea.....Thats fine! Ill just come walking up... nock on the door.

you open the door, and bam! I hit you with one.

victory!

Posted by venusianbull
LOL!!! You'd probably be over to raid the fridge, and give me puppy eyes for homemade jelly all the time. Uhhhuh, I see where this one is going. Definitely one of the kiddos, I'll have 6 blue eyes staring at me waiting for dinner to get done.

LOL how do you know my eyes are blue?

LOL I'd tear after you like YOUR ass was on fire. Come to my house and throw a water balloon at me, that would mean major pain inflicted.

You told me they were blue, I remember everything, no joke. I thought they were brown, you corrected me and said they were blue. It got mentally filed away, and there you have it.

lmao! its a great plan! its cuts strait to the point. ballon,vb,bam,run away! its like a walk bye!

yes they are blue with the gold scorpio circle 😛

Cooooool. Mine don't show up in pics that well but they're really moss green with a brown burst around each pupil. Darker circle around the iris.

LOL You ornery SHIT! If there was a man of the house you'd be in DEEP DOO-DOO with that. I'd sick him on ya. Of course I wouldn't have too, he'd already be on you like a duck on a June bug for splatting his woman with a water balloon. 😛

LOL he would probley just laugh! 😄

sweet! green eyes are sexy.

Actually....yes it DOES show up in pics, but I'd have to post a realllly big one. And my man would not be laughing, he'd be wanting to kick your butt cheeks up around your ears. 😛

LOL! naa I dont think so. he probley would be just like me 😛 because we know one thing about you!

You sir! Are a TICK TURD! I freaking love that song. 😛

LOL! see I win!!!

victory baby!!! spatan's!! where are we dinning tonight!!! loud roar sizzlers ninji!!!!!

good bye maam...... sorry about your dress 😛

hey vb's new man! want too come? 😛

See now? Maybe it's my Tau, maybe my Aries, but I want someone to loudly say "HELL YEH, THAT'S MY WOMAN!" Weird? Make sense?

god damn!!!! thats some hotrod red lip stick you have there 🙂

LOL with all the red its hard too see the green, but I see it 🙂

great eyes vb, how many men you pick up with those eyes?

I only want to pick up one. One will do quite nicely. LOL I like red lipstick. Hmmmm, wonder if the other pic will show up mo' betta, lemme see.

naa it makes sence 😛

Like this but louder ?

"LOL I like red lipstick" That maam is a understatment! 😛 lol.

Since when does having a conversation mean you want to take someone to bed?!

So anyways vb. can I have the code for that red? I might want to paint the chevelle that color.

the cops would always after me.

well.... I guess he's mad that im not sharing.

mad yesterday and now today. just too let you know the dog is still alive 😛

It's a called 'Fired Up' by Loreal.

Im going to play a lil raptist music too while I'm at it.

*down in prayer* MJ I think your one of the best singers! plus the dancing was hella sweet! rip brother.
I dont know your a raptist either.

fly on!

Posted by venusianbull
It's a called 'Fired Up' by Loreal.

LOL sweet name! it also cound be like firecracker fire. idk im just brainstorming here.