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Posted by everevolvingepithet
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Posted by everevolvingepithet
I haven't seen this show yet but what's with the squealing androgynous king?



hahahahaha


I dun get it? I'll have to start at season 1 I guess.
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It's just funny the way you described him.
Yeah, if you've never watched....you really do need to start at season 1 to understand what's going on.

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Posted by everevolvingepithet
Can you give me a quick rundown, I'm reading wikipedia but it's all over the shop, peopledon'thavetimeforthat! Just a quick one as to why those two are sat in the marshland, not who nailed who or any of that malarky, peopledon'thavetimeforthat!



Ok starting from the beginning...only because I ♥ you. But you're lazy, ok?
Right before the zombie apocalypse Rick was shot and was in the hospital (he was a cop.) Shane, his partner, goes to get him but leaves him because the hospital is overrun by zombies and he thinks he's dead iirc.
Rick wakes up after a while, realizes what's happening, goes looking for Lori and Carl.
Shane has been taking care of Lori and Carl (in more than one way ikwim, ow oww.)
Rick is in the city and almost gets eaten by zombies (and the poor horsey he stole does) but Glenn happens to be there on a run and saves him. This is where he meets Tdog, Merle, and others. Turns out they are with Shane and Lori and the rest of the camp.
Merle is a racist rapist fuck and tries to kill Tdog or something (I can't really remember) but either way Rick and them are forced to chain him to a pipe on the roof of this building and leave. The group takes Rick back to the camp where he finally reunites with Lori and Carl.
Darryl is pissed they left his brother chained to the roof so him and Rick go back for Merle, but find he has cut his arm off and presumably escaped, although they're sure he's probably dead by now.
A bunch of other shit happens...Rick accidentally shoots Carl...he finds Herchel's farm...luckily Herschel is a doctor and can save him. This is where they meet Maggie and other numerous worthless characters.
They eventually have to leave the farm cause a shit ton of zombies show up and they come across the prison which is where they are now.
When they leave the farm Andrea gets left behind and is saved by Michonne (the ninja chick who doesn't speak, only glares at people.) They happen across the town where the governor resides along with none other than good ol' Merle.
Glenn and Maggie go on a formula run for the new baby (Lori's, who dies during childbirth, thank god) and Merle finds them and takes them back to the town. Rick and others go to save them. This is where Darryl gets captured and reunites with Merle. The governor tries to pit them against eachother and tells Merle to prove his loyalty by killing