WHO ARE THE UNDERCOVER FREAKS OF THE ZODIAC?

WHO ARE THE UNDERCOVER FREAKS OF THE ZODIAC?

I think its got to be cancer and pisces. Well I know about cancers first hand, but pisces have this DTF aura about them. Possibly capicorns, but I've never experienced one personally.

Pisces women don't come across slutty to me at all. Maybe its because I just instantly respect them. They seem so feminine/ladylike.

Posted by KVZZMIR11
Virgals will show you things that you never knew existed,and wouldn't even dream of existing.

really? hmmmmmm........

I know this one virgo woman, but she comes across like she's all innocent. If she is undercover, she's deep undercover. I'll have to do some digging to find out.

Virgo women.

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by NCcrab89
I know this one virgo woman, but she comes across like she's all innocent. If she is undercover, she's deep undercover. I'll have to do some digging to find out.

DIG, young man... dig.

However, when you do, there's a way to go about it. It really is just about this simple:

1 - Always be willing to make the first move in all things with a Virgal.

2 - When you take her out, clean your car. Doesn't have to be a full detail job, but have it nicely cleaned and uncluttered. They view this as a "respect" thing. If you go on a first date with a Virgal in a messy car it's your last date. While you are at it, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and try to dress decently. Don't show up for the date wearing sweats and a wife beater. Jeans and a T shirt are fine for a casual, low pressure date but they better be clean.

3 - Be polite. In fact, be a bit of an old fashioned gent and open doors, etc... all the classic old courtship rituals. Virgals generally love that. (Face it, they're virgos, they're gonna dig predictable rituals because it will let them know what to expect and thus put them at ease).

4 - Always feed them VERY well. It pays off.

That ought to get you started, you'll have to put in the leg work to figure the rest out though.

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Sounds like a good bit of work, but I'm down with a little investigation. Love to put in work for a woman that's worth the effort.

Hahahaha this is amusing.

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Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by NCcrab89
I know this one virgo woman, but she comes across like she's all innocent. If she is undercover, she's deep undercover. I'll have to do some digging to find out.

DIG, young man... dig.

However, when you do, there's a way to go about it. It really is just about this simple:

1 - Always be willing to make the first move in all things with a Virgal.

2 - When you take her out, clean your car. Doesn't have to be a full detail job, but have it nicely cleaned and uncluttered. They view this as a "respect" thing. If you go on a first date with a Virgal in a messy car it's your last date. While you are at it, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and try to dress decently. Don't show up for the date wearing sweats and a wife beater. Jeans and a T shirt are fine for a casual, low pressure date but they better be clean.

3 - Be polite. In fact, be a bit of an old fashioned gent and open doors, etc... all the classic old courtship rituals. Virgals generally love that. (Face it, they're virgos, they're gonna dig predictable rituals because it will let them know what to expect and thus put them at ease).

4 - Always feed them VERY well. It pays off.

That ought to get you started, you'll have to put in the leg work to figure the rest out though.

Sounds like a good bit of work, but I'm down with a little investigation. Love to put in work for a woman that's worth the effort.

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This should all be standard. Everyone looks for someone who is...
1. Direct - make your moves, say what you mean, mean what you say.
2. Clean - everything, don't be the dirty kid in class
3. Respectful (be a gentleman or lady) - chivalry is not dead.
4. Generous - the food thing might be extra for Virgals, I don't know, but every likes a good meal. All men should know how to cook. In or out, I've heard "wine and dine" since I was little.

I am going to say Virgo Women!!!

the best ive had are Virgo men!!

So 2 virogs can u even imagine!!! 🙂

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by NCcrab89
I know this one virgo woman, but she comes across like she's all innocent. If she is undercover, she's deep undercover. I'll have to do some digging to find out.

DIG, young man... dig.

However, when you do, there's a way to go about it. It really is just about this simple:

1 - Always be willing to make the first move in all things with a Virgal.

2 - When you take her out, clean your car. Doesn't have to be a full detail job, but have it nicely cleaned and uncluttered. They view this as a "respect" thing. If you go on a first date with a Virgal in a messy car it's your last date. While you are at it, brush your teeth, comb your hair, and try to dress decently. Don't show up for the date wearing sweats and a wife beater. Jeans and a T shirt are fine for a casual, low pressure date but they better be clean.

3 - Be polite. In fact, be a bit of an old fashioned gent and open doors, etc... all the classic old courtship rituals. Virgals generally love that. (Face it, they're virgos, they're gonna dig predictable rituals because it will let them know what to expect and thus put them at ease).

4 - Always feed them VERY well. It pays off.

That ought to get you started, you'll have to put in the leg work to figure the rest out though.

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JACKPOT!!!!!

Posted by cowpuncher

Posted by tiziani
Their counterparts Virgos on the other hand. I've heard the stories, I refuse to believe. La La la not listening.

Virgals.

Virgals absolutely, positively have the dirtiest minds of the entire zodiac.

For you non-believers, let me point something out to you: No matter what level of depravity we've seen on DXP, and we've seen a fair bit here and there - ever seen one of the Virgals shocked by it?

Nope. What's going through their mind at that time is "Wow, if these ppl ever really knew what goes on in my head they would flip out... better keep quiet.."

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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!

Well, apparently Virgo has it by a landslide🙂 I may have to give this Virgo girl a second look.

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Posted by tiziani
Their counterparts Virgos on the other hand. I've heard the stories, I refuse to believe. La La la not listening.

Virgals.

Virgals absolutely, positively have the dirtiest minds of the entire zodiac.

For you non-believers, let me point something out to you: No matter what level of depravity we've seen on DXP, and we've seen a fair bit here and there - ever seen one of the Virgals shocked by it?

Nope. What's going through their mind at that time is "Wow, if these ppl ever really knew what goes on in my head they would flip out... better keep quiet.."

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Nod.. the men are just as bad, why you think they have all those woman brokenhearted over on virgo forum! They want more of the good stuff! Freaks all of them! 😛

Posted by tiziani
La La la not listening.

They are obviously pranking you my man.

I'll wait for Rabbit to put this topic bach into perspective. Maybe he can bring some passion, I'm starving (won't let that comment down, douchebag)

I don't know....my ex virgo friend is so prudish and dirty jokes go right over her head. You literally have to spell stuff out to her and then she acts horrified and embarrassed.

Posted by MoonArtist
I don't know....my ex virgo friend is so prudish and dirty jokes go right over her head. You literally have to spell stuff out to her and then she acts horrified and embarrassed.

This is exactly why I've never approached this Virgo girl I know. People that act like that throw me off, so I tend to avoid them all together. These Virgos are confusing, not sure if it's worth the headache.

Posted by Reincarnation

Posted by MoonArtist
I don't know....my ex virgo friend is so prudish and dirty jokes go right over her head. You literally have to spell stuff out to her and then she acts horrified and embarrassed.

Pandora's box.

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It's all a ruse to hide her whorishness from the world?

Posted by Reincarnation

Posted by MoonArtist

Posted by Reincarnation

Posted by MoonArtist
I don't know....my ex virgo friend is so prudish and dirty jokes go right over her head. You literally have to spell stuff out to her and then she acts horrified and embarrassed.

Pandora's box.

It's all a ruse to hide her whorishness from the world?

I've never dated a Virgo, so I don't know.

I just heard stories from multiple people.

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I haven't, either, so I really don't know.

Virgos.

Taurus of course. I thought you knew. Oh that's right no body really knows. Cause we are underrated. Lol under the radar.. watch out though once we are hooked it's a different story.

Apart from Leo and Scorpio we have the highest sexual drives. I think Taurus is number one though. Lol

^I really wonder if there's any topic where you don't feel like Taurus is on top.

I am pretty sure there is other people on top. Hm when I lose my mind I don't feel I'm on top of anything..

Aries male on top
Gemini on top
Sagittarius in the back of you. Not top.
Aquarius male all over the top and bottom.

Who else was there

I am pretty sure there is other people on top. Hm when I lose my mind I don't feel I'm on top of anything..

Aries male on top
Gemini on top
Sagittarius in the back of you. Not top.
Aquarius male all over the top and bottom.
Oh the lion is on top.. I step down..

Who else was there

lol @ this thread

Virgos! Who knew?! =p *makes mental note*