Satire or for Real?

http://wallstreetinsanity.com/50-things-every-woman-should-realize-about-men/

Place your bets. Also feel free to point out anything on the list that got you.

I thought most of those were pretty much dead on. A couple I could quibble with would be "watch your weigh," and "Choose friends over you."

A few extra pounds, meh.....
Morbidly obese, yikes!!!!!

He needs some time with his guy friends, just as the ladies need some time with their lady friends. I never wanted to sleep with any of my guy friends though, so that one is a toss up imo.

As a woman, I agree with 90% of that list.

Posted by Damnata
As a woman, I agree with 90% of that list.

Which 5 threw you off?

I can't really disagree with any of it. Like Dofacc said, there'd be limits on a few of them. It's a good list but do women really not know these things about us? We're men...we have egos, we're perverts, we're territorial/jealous.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Posted by LibraSid
I can't really disagree with any of it. Like Dofacc said, there'd be limits on a few of them. It's a good list but do women really not know these things about us? We're men...we have egos, we're perverts, we're territorial/jealous.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

That Girl: Pft, that's just social constructs known as gender-roles talking. -Ignores Biology- I mean gawd, men can like shoes and dress just like women can like sports and beer. It's the oppressive hetero-normative society's programming that make us think we're different.

^- Why telling women the truth usually never works.

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by Damnata
As a woman, I agree with 90% of that list.

Which 5 threw you off?

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18. If You've Been Living Together For Longer Than Three Years, He's Not Going To Marry You

^^While I get the general idea here, I still don't think it's that black and white with marriage. I would've rephrased it as "If there's no talk of marriage at some point or he makes his point against marriage when you start dating..then you should hold no hope".

Then again I've seen men go all "I am never marrying anyone!" and then they found someone they really wanted so they married her.

Like I said..it doesn't seem black and white to me.

20. He Wants Kids

^^Again with the overpopulation...not sure how many people actually want kids.

28. He Hates That Short Haircut

^^Basically all those 3 seem more of a personal choice than a man thing..applying case by case and not with all men.

So I actually agree with 95% . I thought there were 2 more but I went back and re-read the list.

Posted by tiziani
Only thing is the list is too long.

Thankyou.

Awesome to have standards and lists but yeah. Why am I not surprised at all the relationship bullshit when there are lists from both sides this long.