Ladies... we need to talk.

Who the hell taught yall to flirt?

Don't tell a guy you have a boyfriend (apperently that's a valid flirting technique) and get upset when he doesn't repond to further flirting. Mind games aren't cute.

Don't rub your ass on a guy. Despite the fact its rather plump and juicy I haven't the slightest clue about your hygiene habits and dont want fecal particles on my person. So just don't.

Don't tell a guy he's got a stalker and get upset when he's creeped the fuck out. You're lucky if he doesn't cooter kick you and run for the hills.

Lastly, don't ask a guy for his honest opinion on whether you look like a slut in your outfit. Its obvious youre headed to the club, I know the answer before you even asked.

Thank you for taking the time to read this public service announcement. Have a wonderful evening.

Haha that's great, Dont worry not all of us women are like that, unfortunately sounds like you've been hanging around when girls and not women. Also Dont hang around ho bags and expect a different result with a different ho bag.

"Ho bag" being girls that have to wear a load of makeup and dress like whores because they Dont feel Good about themselves.

Can I call you old gregg? Funny thing is I don't hang around or associate with those types of women. For some odd reason I get ignored by most until I speak. Its like I have Morgan Freeman's voice or som shit. Others seem to pick me out of a crowd as I'm minding my own business.

Who knew being well spoken and having good posture was attractive these days. :-P

Where can I order myself a funky ball of tits from outerspace and a side of Baileys?

Posted by Hemispheres
Can I call you old gregg? Funny thing is I don't hang around or associate with those types of women. For some odd reason I get ignored by most until I speak. Its like I have Morgan Freeman's voice or som shit. Others seem to pick me out of a crowd as I'm minding my own business.

Who knew being well spoken and having good posture was attractive these days. :-P

You can call me ole Gregg lol I got a mangina!!!!!
Eh we live on a planet full of different kinds of women, have fun with it!

Also Morgan freemons voice is great!

This areas great for ignorant immature people period. So bad my last few relationships involved hour long drives to reach my so's house.

Shiiiiit… it takes me an hour to drive to the grocery store. An hours drive to your SO's place sounds normal to me haha.