What is going on??

Aliens ready to steal my pita bread

Pita bread as olive branch? Convenient because it easily transitions into absorbent shield if they're truly as dangerous as Hawking thinks.

Are you trying to tell me Mr Wonky and his Xylophone box don't have first hand experience with them from outer space? He speaks their lingo!! All i'm saying is, i'm going be stocking piling the pitas. (They will be used as a headpieces, when lightly toasted and split down the middle, perfect disguise. They won't know the difference)

It's alright i got you a pita. I've started 'stocking piling' for a while now, got to keep them warm.

Stock-piling is a good idea, especially since they stack so nicely.

lol@lil brayne...

They're not tattoos of teardrops, they're alien heads! He's killed two!

Space-poop, etc.

I am more pissed about aliens fucking earth women

LOL!

Posted by james tate
I am more pissed about aliens fucking earth women

Coming from a man with a slash across his face. Suspect.

Posted by pigeonpie
They probably only poke the ones that are passed out on lambrini in a field somewhere aka Kappa Slappas aka Chavs aka The Village Bike 🙂

They may equally favour men who wear printed vests.

Posted by pigeonpie
or get my head down in those waiting areas on a train platform.

don't diss love

Posted by pigeonpie

vest diss ? uncalled for

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Wah? you said nya/ need your advise, right?

Look all i'm saying is, with a top like that, they can easily get confused and beam up the wrong sex. Basically it's a safety hazard. But i love the top myself don't get me wrong. Safety first.

make a not tell pigionpie not to do anel exam on calthrope