@CLCNY30
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Posted by venusianbull
*shaking fist* I missed a joke. Ah well. In my defense I've never been to a strip club, so. ๐
At home shows are MUCH better ๐
There aren't any signs around not to manhandle the manmeat, ya know? LOL
Ahhhh well. I'll have to save the gyrating, body glitter and empty eyes for another time then.
Posted by venusianbull
*shaking fist* I missed a joke. Ah well. In my defense I've never been to a strip club, so. ๐At home shows are MUCH better ๐
There aren't any signs around not to manhandle the manmeat, ya know? LOL
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LOL Stripping at home for the man is a whole nutha ball of wax.
Posted by venusianbull
Ahhhh well. I'll have to save the gyrating, body glitter and empty eyes for another time then.
Sounds like a regular night on DXP.
Posted by Beergo85
Holy shit!!!I got 29 signs. Never expected that much. ๐
Loves it.
LOL, come on and give 'em what they want! Show 'em some gam at least, girl! ๐
Oh alright. LOL!!!!!
And if you post some hairy azz creature from the blue lagoon ish, I'ma find you and shake you senseless, LOL
Cuz I KNOW you over there plotting on what you're gonna post and how you're gonna do it ๐Give 'em a nail! Toe or finger, they're not picky, lmmfao.
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What about a wrist? Would a wrist work C? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by venusianbull
*shaking fist* I missed a joke. Ah well. In my defense I've never been to a strip club, so. ๐At home shows are MUCH better ๐
There aren't any signs around not to manhandle the manmeat, ya know? LOL
LOL Stripping at home for the man is a whole nutha ball of wax.
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Oh no no no...you forget HIM stripping for YOU
I dated an exotic dancer once (I met him a few years after he quit) and omg...the show he put onโ
Almost made me want to run out to an ATM to get money to stuff down those undies.
It's ridic. sensual when a man can take his turn at doing it, it's foreplay in and of itself. I had no clue I'd be that turned on by it.
Why not, V? lmmfao
Maybe if you post yourself in bits, we can jigsaw you togetherโ
Posted by Beergo85
Holy shit!!!I got 29 signs. Never expected that much. ๐
Oh 29 signatures eh? Well what about a nipple? Huh MF'er...you wanna see a nipple? LOL!!!!
Posted by venusianbull
Ahhhh well. I'll have to save the gyrating, body glitter and empty eyes for another time then.Sounds like a regular night on DXP.
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LOL That it does.
Posted by CLCNY30
Why not, V? lmmfaoMaybe if you post yourself in bits, we can jigsaw you togetherโ
Genius!!!!!
Wellllll 69, they wanted to see you in the altogether....
Posted by 69virgo
I'm back ladies..what's going on?
you better be back with a dang pic of said soapy sudded body! >๐ข
Posted by 69virgo
I'm back ladies..what's going on?
Oh well, since you've been gone, I'm about to post parts of my body of Beergo's petition. He got 29 signatures (and maybe counting). Maybe you can help us 69. C and I were wondering what body part I should post first? She suggested a toe nail or gam and I suggested a wrist...what do you think? LOL!
Posted by 69virgo
Vixxxen take a picture of your ass and post it..lol..hahahahahahahaha
One pic of VV's ass coming up!
How'd we go from wrist to nip?!!!!
Dirty girl ๐ ...
What about an eyelash? You think they would accept an eyelash Cโ
Posted by 69virgo
I ain't gotta sign nothing to believe she beautiful..if she tells me she is i got to believe her..๐
Awwww and that's why I like you. Hey C, if you harass 69 one more time about that soapy suds video, it's gonna be me and you!
Posted by 69virgo
Show a leg..๐
Just a leg? That's whack bruh. What about my collarboneโโโโ??
A leg Vixxx, I did. ๐
Posted by venusianbull
A leg Vixxx, I did. ๐
Oh, you're on the bandwagon too vb? Well hot damn. You've seemed pretty neutral up to this point. *eyes vb suspiciously* who paid you off?
LOL I'm not on a bandwagon, I'm just an instigator at times. With twinkling eyes and zero malice. ๐
Posted by 69virgo
Hahahahahahahaha..๐
LOL.
Whooooot! *streaking across thread* LOLOL
Posted by venusianbull
LOL I'm not on a bandwagon, I'm just an instigator at times. With twinkling eyes and zero malice. ๐
I know you're not malicious. I read people well. Keep that twinkle in ya eye.
*snappily saluting*
Posted by 69virgo
Whatever you give em....I might post a eye
Hmmmm...I was thinking about a kneecap...bwahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Posted by 69virgo
Whatever you give em....I might post a eye
Good one! What about an earlobe...think they'll take that?
Posted by venusianbull
LOL I'm not on a bandwagon, I'm just an instigator at times. With twinkling eyes and zero malice. ๐I know you're not malicious. I read people well. Keep that twinkle in ya eye.
She's a Bullette, thus not full of BS...
And not only that but VB is mah negro...Surprising huh? Yet no need to gang up on no one for me to crush you or anyone on DXP.
Lots of people have managed to show their caliber through one way or another...
Wish I could say the same about you.
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Still reeling I see. You have got to get over this.
Posted by 69virgo
Whatever you give em....I might post a eyeHmmmm...I was thinking about a kneecap...bwahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Let's c it..
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Nah, decided on my gums. How 'bout my gumsโ? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by venusianbull
LOL I'm not on a bandwagon, I'm just an instigator at times. With twinkling eyes and zero malice. ๐I know you're not malicious. I read people well. Keep that twinkle in ya eye.
She's a Bullette, thus not full of BS...
And not only that but VB is mah negro...Surprising huh? Yet no need to gang up on no one for me to crush you or anyone on DXP.
Lots of people have managed to show their caliber through one way or another...
Wish I could say the same about you.
Still reeling I see. You have got to get over this.
REMIX.
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Oh temper, temper.
Posted by 69virgo
Put on some sexy stilets and let's c them legs..๐
Nah, I changed my mind. How about my jaw? AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
Posted by 69virgo
I ain't gotta sign nothing to believe she beautiful..if she tells me she is i got to believe her..๐Awwww and that's why I like you. Hey C, if you harass 69 one more time about that soapy suds video, it's gonna be me and you!
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But he's a tease!
๐ข
Oh all right...
*sigh* dang Virgos...
Posted by 69virgo
I ain't gotta sign nothing to believe she beautiful..if she tells me she is i got to believe her..๐Awwww and that's why I like you. Hey C, if you harass 69 one more time about that soapy suds video, it's gonna be me and you!
But he's a tease!
๐ข
Oh all right...
*sigh* dang Virgos...
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See what you did, 69. You made C sad!!!
Hey VVxxx, real talk? Posting a smile would be really nice. A smile says so much.
Posted by CLCNY30
Hey VVxxx, real talk? Posting a smile would be really nice. A smile says so much.
Well gotdamn! Somebody done paid you off too! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by 69virgo
Hand...
LOL. We said hand already. What about a strand of hair?
Lips and throat.
Posted by RueLess
Lips and throat.
No, no, I was thinking more like shoulder blade. LOL.
Lmfao, but we're oddly content with said boredom, lmfao.
Posted by CLCNY30
Lmfao, but we're oddly content with said boredom, lmfao.
For true.
Boring is the ne plus ultra characteristic of Virgo.
Earlobe! Gogogogo.
LOL, I like Rue =))
Well, I'm about to call it a night my dxp buds...Sweet dreams C and 69.
psst...hey beergo...petition or not, you're not that good. Whoever started it as well as all who signed it can get lost. *snickers*
Posted by CLCNY30
LOL, I like Rue =))
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Posted by venusianbull
*shaking fist* I missed a joke. Ah well. In my defense I've never been to a strip club, so. ๐The strip clubs in my area aren't even allowed to have the girls go topless. I feel like that defeats the purpose lol.
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What do they do in a strip club with no stripping?
*snicker* Ricky Lake, who's the baby daddy?
Posted by 25thDecan
40 pages....
Someone says "we look good" and then others jump in to "burst her bubble"......I doubt it was meant to be a Ricki Lake piece.PS: be smart and leave my response to the rhetorical....don't be the dummy in need of a comeuppance.....*rolls eyes
you need to stop making sense in this thread, you know they don't like it, lmmfao.
now get outta here with all that knowledge dropping!
Posted by 69virgo
It's when they stop talking about ya that's the problem..
I see...so what you're ultimately saying is:
LOL
Posted by venusianbull
*shaking fist* I missed a joke. Ah well. In my defense I've never been to a strip club, so. ๐The strip clubs in my area aren't even allowed to have the girls go topless. I feel like that defeats the purpose lol.
What do they do in a strip club with no stripping?
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They are technically called "dancers." Lol
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And if you post some hairy azz creature from the blue lagoon ish, I'ma find you and shake you senseless, LOL
Cuz I KNOW you over there plotting on what you're gonna post and how you're gonna do it ๐
Give 'em a nail! Toe or finger, they're not picky, lmmfao.