For Freebird & Looneybird (The Burds!)

Hey!

How are you girls doing? Seeing as we have been 'cast out' (lol) I've created a post JUST for us!


OK the setting is, a warm & friendly scottish pub (my local), where we can sit next to a roaring coal fire, with a glass of red wine and enjoy the banter of some very merry scots lol.

How does that sound? Care to join me?

🙂

P.S. I've asked 'Johnny' to come along, he's popping over in a while.......I've told him we'll be ready and waiting lol.

He wants me to get him a pint in. 😉

Did someone say a free pint?

sweet-pixie
count me in. Right now i am busy chatting with you know who. shhhhhhhhh.
looney

Free pint indeed OJ - oh go on then it is Xmas lol, my treat. 🙂

Looney lol all this mixing my two names is so funny, I'm starting to feel like I have a split personality!

I've been sweet-pixie, sweet-peach and not to mention Freebird's fabulous.........sweetiepumpkinpie lol I love that one.

And Looney your secret is safe with me! 🙂

Hi

I am digging this scottish Pub scene. very enticing. Looks like full of exciting possibilities 😉. and the merry scotts all along. are they in their twills( am i right ?) ?
and "jhonny" that sweetheart. Wil he be brought in with chains by freebird? where are we going to place him? Let's have a perfect setting of who is going to be seated where. And i suppose the pub has a billiard table too? well rubbing my hands for some action...

loving the wine... i get along with me two bottles of red wine and some cheese toast for the night.

waiting with anticipation

looneybird

Where has Freebird gone?

Fly back Freebird!!! Johnny won't stop talking about you, I think he is missing your mischief 😉

I have a hangover.......ouch that sooo hurts...

Then again a certain sparkly eyed sweetie kept me up very late last night, or should I say this morning lol.

lol, it's usually me who keeps HIM 'up' as it were if you catch my drift 😉

Hi Sweet

It's snowing outside. After her rendevous in the other board amongst the snow covered pine trees, looney heads on to the nearby pub to meet her Duncan buddies namely Sweet-P and Freebird for a couple of drinks and to see what mischief they can get into.

so looney enters the scottish pub. Waits for a minute at the half-open doorway. Taking in the scene inside the cozy pub, her eyes still euphoric from the rendevous. She takes in the scene... just like James Bond.

Well great! there is Billiard table. It can be put to more than one use😉Warm crackling fire has already set my pulse racing!

Past stories by the pub regulars! Hmm could be fun!!!! specially if one is drunk ! 🙂

And yes there is lovely sweet-P patiently finishing her drink while waiting for the rest of the gang! As I approach her, she winks and says, "Johnny is here, where shall we place him". I reply: " Let Freebird - his caretaker- take the lead, We shall wait for her, the night is still young".

Then to get some drink I look towards the bar and my eyes rest on the cute bartender. Ummmmmm .. same story my dear... the cutest guy in every pub is the bartender! With a deep sigh I move towards the bar and bend across towards the bartender.Smile slightly, see him blush deep crimson and i say... "Vodka & Orange on the rocks my dearest...I like it shaken & not stirred"! 😄

I collect my drink and join sweet. We wink at each other and keep on looking at Johnny, who is standing by the fireplace awaiting our next order. While waiting for Freebird, We start discussing our special area of interest- sweet's- cancer men & mine - virgo men!!!!

The stories and laughter around us are getting wilder. The billiard table is fully alive with one person always bending over it( you know for what) & the others around clapping and commenting( you pretty well know what).

Johnny desparately waiting for freebird

Looneybird

Ha ha ha
I feel so foolish! I didnt read you your post well. Didnt notice freebird is there! I was so goddamn high! Well since the damage has been done. Let's assume that freebird was there, but had to leave in a hurry as her sons had soem surprise wiaitng for her at home. She hurried out with promise of getting back soon! So there we are still waiting for her! Our naughty eyes shift form the cute bartender to Johnny dear!
looney

Hey girls!

Do visit the thread"For All the Cappy men..." where a couple of twins invaded and tried to smash good ol/ O.J. to pulp. They also roped in soem guy to deal with him. I barely escaped as i was in an armoured truck and the goat queen is on my side. O.J. needs your hugs and kisses over there!

looney

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

It's me guys! Can I come in?

LOL!!!

Ahem! Sweet-P ! Was that VirgoSquared knocking? I did earlier catch him peeping with his nose pressed against the window. And I thought the men were too sozzled to move.😉 :O

sweet-P Honey!

So be it dear ..so be it....

besides being barred let him pay some fine too.

😉

Banging on the window!!

(Voice muffled through glass) Hey! Sweet-P! Don't act like you don't hear me! LOL!!!

I welcomed you to my castle, my Christmas party. I didn't even get pissed at you for drooling on my suede sofa when you got drunk and fell asleep. I even offered you hot chocolate from my private stash Dudette! And this is how you're going to treat me!? It is freezing out here.

Fine! Come on CJ, we'll learn them.
(Dropping pants, naked butts pressed against pub's window)

Shock and Awe baby. Take that Man!

CJ, it's the cops!

Running away in different directions, CJ trips pulling up his pants falling in a pile of snow and is apprehended. I watch crouched behind a trash can as he's carried away in the patty wagon, hands clutching bars LOL! Held at her Majesty's pleasure.

VirgoSquared

PS

By the way. Johnny won't showing up.

CJ and I whooped, his monkey @ss.
LOL!!!

It's getting exciting!

CJ7 summoned in the pub and is beside Sweet-P. Freebird still missing.

Well I leave both CJ and sweet on the table. They need to analyse the effect of massage on sweet-p and how it can get more interesting. I glance over the other table. The young lovey-dovey couple are holding hands and kissing. I fix myself another drink. Smile at the bartender and move on to the billiard table to join the guys for a game or two. The bar is getting noisier as the scots are getting more tipsy and merrier. a small group of middle aged people are standing around the bar, swaying to the beat.

Get well soon Johnny!

And VirgoSquared? Is he still hiding behind the trash Can ? Hey go ! have some Hot chicken soup, you must be cold!

😉

Argh...drats, double drats....i missed the party and I am so sorry that I did!!! The goils and the menz were in top form but, I was in topper form because I was with the one and only Johnny boy!!! Yes, you heard it right - I was with him and Miss Sweetie -precious thing she is, saw me...yeah, go ahead - ask her she'll tell ya.

I must jaunt off a bit but I will return and return I will.....that VS gent is quite a character...did someone say he came from a trash can? what is up with that?

Yelling through the window.

Hey! I heard that Birdfree. I did not come from a trash can lol

Knocking on the door.

Wet and cold, sneezing, brown skin on my face red. Sniffing, eyes on the floor. Kicking a rock. Door opens.

Talking to my past life lova lol the other night. She said just humble yourself and ask for entry.

So this is me. Humble and resigned. Pathetic as loneliness. Ladies. Lovely, lovely, magnificent ladies. Will you make this humble Virgos day meaningful, and let me partake of your company.

I mean, come on. Feel sorry for me, I don't care. Look, look, I loss some of my @ss cheek skin when it was pressed against the window, I skinned my knee dodging the cops, come on ladies. Sweet-P. Precious. Princess. Perhaps a drink or two? Come on.

Is that LooneyBird back there chatting up the bartender? Hi Looney. Looney? Looney!? Okay, I know she sees me. That hurt. What happen to the chicken soup? lol

Come one Princess. I'm cold. Lonely. I can't feel my extremities. There has to be some beautiful Lass in there to warm me up. Put her arm around my shoulder and keep my time radiant.
VirgoSquared

Hey Freebird!
Welcome back. So glad to have you back. You do set the ball rolling. I missed you so much!

Hey sweet-P give us the details about Johnny & Freebird. Waiting to read about it with eyes wide open.

What!!!!!! who is banging the window? Ah VirgoSquared! Dear one it is very pathetic to see you out there. My heart does bleed for you. (giving a tip to the bartender)😉 But you see we are very stringent about some rules out here. We need to have a meeting with sweet-p at the chair to see if we can relax our membership rules out here for you.

I will come out, take you to the chinese restuarant for a quick delicious-hot chicken-corn soup. But you willhave to gimme a minute as I note down the cute bartender's phone number.😉

Hard hearted women.

Don't let Allen in when he was a lad he was given a set of tin soldiers. He stomped on all the officers, he through away all the NCO's he just sat there playing with his privates

Hi Girls!
Johnny certainly looks famished. CJ7 ran out? the sunshine like radiating personalities of all us ladies in one place became too scathing for him. well the night is still young!

About virgosquared's ways? Being a double virgo he lives in his head. A suggestion how ever seductively given will be first minutely analysed and then acted upon. so let me first jot down the cute bartender's phone number, tell the boys at the billiard table that I will be back to beat them hollow. In the meantime let me give first aid treatment to virgosquared by giving him the much promised soup. I am sure the soup will act like a magic potion and he will be ready to give the bartender the run for his money😉

looney

how is life freebird,
just work and more work here. actually lost my urge to flirt and swim lately
are you seeing a special fish or fowl, freebird
blessings, allen
what about turtle, is she in the soup perhaps or racing with the hares.
alas, sweet p is FAR too sweet for more. oh well.
i am more interest in old jake, anyway. such a romantic he is

Hi Sweet-pixie!
Even if you have barred Allen. would you mind introducing him to me? You know you and me are the kind of twosome who like to talk with everyone in the room! we dont isolate ourselves from anyone! we dont say our PUB is over-crowded! We celebrate the fact that we have so many friends!we enjoy regardless.If we barr them it is only because they have been insensitive.

So in that spirit Just a brief wave at Allen- Hi there!

And a game of doubles? Women Vs. Men .. Vow sweet-p honey, you bet I am game for it. And by the time the game is over the men will be wipped into shape like never before! they will need a DNA test to make sure it's them!!!🙂

looney

Girls, girls, girls.....hey!!! here I am - over here. Who was that nut yelling through the window about a trash can? Do you know him? He looks a bit lost, dazed and confused. Perhaps we can offer him some toast and a beer? Actually, I gotta confess girlies - his skin looks so soft and touchable...can we please let him in so I can just touch his forearm? Please—??

Hi Looney and Sweetie...having fun playing pool? Great to see you 🙂..I gotta grab some peanuts while drinkin my icy cold beer in this nicely frosted mug..brb.

Not sure if you goils know this but there are some dashing fellows hanging around outside...the weather outside seems frightening and we are so delighting - shall we let them in? I need something to play with.

Hey, there is my old buddy Allen..Hi guy! life is going great for me, thanks for asking. It's sorta hard talking to you through this thick frosted window....let me see if I can arrange for you and your buddies to come in. Do you have a credit card?

My adventures with Johnny? oh my word...he took me on his ship and all dressed up in his pirate gear so handsomely arranged. I was having power surges all night ladies...he treated me to a fine pirate meal...I ever so carefully and I mean carefully pulled the grapes off his hook hand with my teeth by candle light. Yes, I do still have my teeth. All I can say is.....the one eyed wonder delighted me all night long with his crazy antics and never ending romantic overtures. I was spent!!!!!!

And there you have the adventures of Freebird and the pirate man well, a few tales...

hmmm
what shall i offer
i am 6-foot, 160 pound single man with blue eyes and a mix of blonde-brown hair. college degree in english and a big heart for everyone
hello, miss thang. oh yes, i enjoy love stories of all types
let me in girls, i promise to be good. what the hell, use my as your love slave

not to brag, but i am well-endowed. just ask turtle.

can we all drink tea and listen to dido after love-making.

In the doorway, as it closes.

I trashed the joint!? Hey baby, this joint was already trash! LooneyBird, you're the only ray of sunshine in this hole in the wall.

And you question my virility!? Hey Sweet-P, ask your bar maids how virile I am. I was doing more than chatting them up when you weren't here my dear. I'd wipe that desk in your office down if I was you. Oh, and the chair to. In fact, you better use bleach on the chair 😉 LOL! Your bar maids tend to spill. Ain't that right Princess, and Peaches, and Muffin? (They turn their heads blushing.) Yeah baby, they know.

(The bouncer tries to push me out, a knee to the groin floors him. The women gasp at my magnificence. A 6 feet, 162 pounder standing prominent over a 440 pound mountain of a man. I take a step and grind my heel in his left hand. He grimaces in agony while I take in the room apathetic.)

"Get him Johnny!!" Freebird stands and cries.

(I cut my eye to Johnny. He jumps to his feet ready for action. The action of running away, but can't. Trembling in fear, remembering the ass whooping he took at the hands of CJ and yours truly, a urine stain streaks through his beige khakis making a puddle on the floor.

Strutting to LooneyBird, I give her a tender kiss on the cheek.)

Thanks for the meal Sweetheart. I'd slob you down right here in front of everyone, but I'm a Virgo. My modesty prevents such a flagrant display of sexuality. Call me later though.

(A brisk pat on the ass makes her blush.)

Now! (banging my fist on the bar) Give me a triple shot of Tequila! And it better not be watered down! And you. Yeah you. Go fix me a sandwich! Turkey, bacon, lettuce with thousand Island dressing cut in four.

(I sit on a bar stool, down my triple shot of Tequila, suck the fruit of a lime wedge as chaser, and slam the shot glass on the bar. Stretch my arms across the bar, exposing the Ameythest crystal hanging from neck between my bright blue scarf. A red head at the other end of the bar winks. I nod, acknowledging her existence, turning my head back face forward with a smirk. Whispering to myself.)

😉 😉 😉 I am such a bad ass. 😉 😉 😉

LOL!!!

VirgoSquared

don't worry girls,
i will protect you. I onced race on the regional level. Well at least, I raced in karting events.
this is a pisces party, sorry dude. we are far too sensitive, emotional and passionate for you, virgo

You all are too passionate?

A moon in Aries in the 8th, Venus in Leo, come on. I have more planets in fire in my chart than earth. You may have me on the emotional part, but passion?

Nope!!!

And being that I'm here now. Go see what's holding up my sandwich, Allen. Don't look at me crazy, go check on my turkey sandwich! 😉

LOL!

VirgoSquared

By the way Allen. Nice to see another representative from Virgina here.

Hey Sweet-P Honey!

Is that you giving a loud resounding challenge to VS? That's the spirit lady....

But dearest he is already at the bar !!! barged in!!!!! look there!! you are looking at the reflection in that magic glass window and thinking he is still outside...that window.. i will definitely have one of those for my house...

Remember you had gone to change for that match we were going to have with the men? ..eh...bTW you look gorgeous dearest... well thats' when he made his entry ..and thanked me in a special way(blush).. I must admit it reminded me of my roots in the wild west - U.S of A....
I almost fainted. Those billiard table guys helped me to a nearby table. And he dashed towards the bar...oh that bar-ten-derrrr.....

"Hey VS yawl ! leave thet cute barteyunder alone!! wheyun yawl go fahwar brief liddel silly wuzlks at thuh private beach, hit iz him who looks after us!!!!"

"And whudja say? Thay barmaids is proof of your virility? Go git uh truk an take thuhm tuh thet higlan castle uh yours"!!!!

Eh... Sweet-P!!! While I was feeding him the soup he kinda spilled that he has built a castle for your barmaids at the highland. Damn them!!! honey while Freebird may love to touch his arm and I may go misty eyed with his touch! But we definitely not blinded by his ... eh....(blush).We are behind you.... the guy certianly can't get away with whatever... see whatever mischief we get into , it is there for all to see. but those damn barmaids!!!

First things first.Fire those bar maids!Imagine making it out here behind your back! I suggest you hire those handsome lads from the nearby village ... and from what I hear they are excellent in more than one way...😉

Now sweets! freebird, let's have the next Plan Of Action ready.

And talking about planets, signs? Well he can't escape his karma. He is demolished even before the war begins!

Kick boxing?
You are scaring me, sweetie P. I better forget about making yet another move on you at the big party.

oh please virgo
sweet p is far too classy to serve simply sandwiches. we go first class all the way
yes, sadly enough i live in the cultural wasteland of virginia. this state is far too conservative and repressive for me. my best friend lives in manhattan and my heart lies in paris. alas, i am stuck in the mountains. shew
you sound cool anway, virgo. however, you are stil not getting on our party. there will likely be a pisces orgy. you might get emotionally scarred.

overlook him, sweet p
i am more refined, sensitive and caring. you know that. i could never hurt anyone

i understand totally.
I am very sorry, my friend.
There is a fine line between fun, flirting and being crude
take care

You're right Sweet-P.

I went way too far on this one. I'm an ass hole. An insensitive ass hole. It was meant in fun, but still, way left of center.

I'm sorry. That's so weak, but it's all I got.

VirgoSquared.

hey guys !!!
The extreme energy which led to the creation of this thread would have bound to encourage such velocity of expressions.If this PUB is closed we have lot of other places to meet each ohter. Take it all as fun. And if certian aspects have gone out of hand, it helps us to draw a boundary wiht each other. After that one can function within this given limit.

Sweet-P if you are that determined to cose down this PUB ,then atleast we deserve a farewell party!!! LOL🙂

No Parallax,

this was my fault.

I can admit the 5.213 percent times I'm wrong.

On a diverging note, didn't think you were talking to me.