Is is true that virgos' shht don't stink?

Hi there. I've lived with several virgos and one thing stood out in regard to each of them.

No matter what it is they're doing in the bathroom, you can enter it a moment later and discover no offending odors. In the past I suspected that it was due to the variety of cleaning and deodorizing products my virgo roomates store in the their cabinets and purses / man-purses.

But last weekend I went camping with a virgo. At one point in the middle of the night, under the pretense of gentle slumber, I spyed Miss Virgo grabbing the camp's roll of toilet paper. She tip-toed a short distance from camp and squatted. A few minutes later she returned to her tent went back to sleep.

Later I studied the area with my flashlight and found, as it were, material evidence. Yet again I detected no offending odor!

I've taken meticulous field notes if anyone wants to compare.

I'm taking this note as a complete joke...as who in their correct frame of mind examines another person's feces?

Twisted..to say the least.

lmao! How funny : )

Maybe it's her diet? Does she stay away from foods that would provide a foul smell?

or . . ."they" instead of she.

Damn you virgos! I won't be silenced! Bring on your gentle claims of ignorance!! I WANT INTO YOUR BETTER HOUSEKEEPING BROTHERHOOD!

Please?

Tell me?

Is it some kind of vapoorize?

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA. i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe.. HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAA.

omg.. i am seriously choking on my spit, ppl......

(my mom's a virgo and she CLAIMS that her crap smells like roses, but i and the rest of my family would happily agree that hers is the worst)

(however, a virgo in my hall was crapping while i was peeing in the next stall and HER crap didn't really stink.. so i guess there's one virgo i know that fits your description)

but still.. LOLLY LOLLY LOLLY LOL!!!!!!!!

you're quite a pooper scooper, man.

Lol, thanks Venus.

Brahn: I think you're an idiot. I'm a Virgo

Robots don't have signs. Or think. And an idiot is someone that regularly bashes other users on a board and then posts embarrassing details about his own life:

The other barrier is to lose a bit of weight, but I haven't been doing good with that at all. I've also been doing horribly with women

The last thing I need is Brahn, the tubby btch with women troubles, telling me how superior he is to everyone.

Go. Now, tubby. You digust me. And take the cheerleader with you *points at Aprilbaby*

"Expose?" I don't think anyone would be surprised you're an overweight, socially isolated internet junkie with low self-esteem. It certainly explains your bad manners, even if it doesn't excuse them. And the "realism" you so rudely peddle is the same boring brand of unexamined pop cynicism shared by every jaded adolescent in america. People are no good! Life is really hard! Money is the answer to everything!" How refreshing. When I want your opinion I'll stop by a middle school and ask the bitter fat kid that no one wants to play with.