SassyKiwi

Where's a real life Dexter when you need one

Baby clothes in the 90s were like funfetti train wrecks wtf guys

Looks like @dxpnet finally discovered tumblr

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When are skinny jeans gonna die?

Idk. They're so uncomfortable and make anyone with hips or thighs look like an overfilled ballpark sausage, so why are they still popular.

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I guess bell bottoms could help you with those sausages

I cringe at the 90s

Someone spray this mofo

I used to have bad general anxiety but it turned out I had too much oxygen in me that caused me to feel more suffocated. I just breathe out longer than I breathe in. It helps get back to balance. Basically:
1. Breathe in for 6 seconds
2. Hold it
3. Breathe out for 8 seconds
4. Hold it
5. Repeat as necessary until your calm as the everglades

Get that treetrunking carbon dioxide out of your system

An example would be hydorah

I used to find him witty, or maybe I just enjoyed his jabs at DJ but he's been a total sell out now with his new age try-hard humor

I'm disappointed

Lol I consider Gemini/Aries the cheerleader and jock combo

Wow.

When yall are on the couch you should just wiggle onto his lap and kiss him.

Better than words, eh.

Warm up that ice.

What is this even attempting to formulate

And no. I get a placement that Dazed is an epitome of. And well unfortunately I'm not that extraterrestrial >:

Yeesh

Maybe it's just me.. but if you're in your 30s and still crave soft drinks like a mofo, you're gross and it reflects your poor life choices in general

That's the secret to finding the right bae folks. Raid their damn fridge and pantry

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Green tea and Dazed got it. The decision from the BIA just came in to put the land in trust to build whatever they want on it and that's what they've decided to do along with a hotel and conference center.

YES!! Damn, my scorp energy is strong.

Btw.. I'm not.sharing the 50 with Dazed. Thanks.

Lol

At your leisure, PM me on how you'd like it to be sent.

All good. Buy something for yourself, it's on me.

A win's a win..it has to go somewhere. Favorite charity? The SassyKiwi granola fund? Dazed's gambling habit? FKnerd's dream to attend the Dota finals?

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Just in case others are concerned or interested, it's tax deductible!!

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When you abstractly think about it, I technically won

- I implied it has something to do with your land
- It's not your initial asset that you'd be gaining from (the mexican step cousin being the BIA)

I totes layed it out yo

When you abstractly think about it, I technically won..

- I implied he took a casinos money.

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It's ok I was only going to stock up on granola bars and yogi tea and maybe a financial calc, but it'll probably go to sketchy things now xD

When you abstractly think about it, I technically won

- I implied it has something to do with your land
- It's not your initial asset that you'd be gaining from (the mexican step cousin being the BIA)

I totes layed it out yo

ok good ur not evil

Omg you treetrunking sold out to allow fracking in your land

You went digging in your backyard to bury a body but found tons of coke cause your mexican step cousin, that stink eyes you at family reunions, is a secret drug lord. now u loaded bruh

Wait I could've sworn canmini was black um

What is this

It's giving me anxiety and making me squirmy

They're all crap.

I like Miley out of them. Does she even do new songs.


Get turnt.

It's a toss up between Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande.

I LOVE MELANIE MARTINEZ. She's raw talent. Halsey is okay, better than the others.