SassyKiwi

Posted by Dreamyboy
I have a coworker that we nicknamed caca mouf. We actually address him as caca mouth. He has a decayed tooth that isn't pulled so the cavity smells like caca when he talks to us. Idk his sign though.

Lmao

Posted by LazyK
Word on the street is, u never get between a Taurus & their food

False. All taurus I've met have only tried to feed me.

Idk man food makes me pretty happy

He's a douche, forget him, you don't need that in your life

Posted by Blue_Froggie

Posted by SassyKiwi
Where are the boobs

What's the point? You are straight ?

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Yes but I was lied to ??

Posted by d0s3r
what about cancer lol

Who?

Woo Leos!! ????

Where are the boobs

Lmao watch out for him

I had dreams of moving to UK one day. That's now soiled. I don't want to like be emo and hang out at bridges at night if I'm going to get ran over.. Or when I need to buy lettuce at the market place just to get stabbed. Like jfc. There will come a time when wrapping yourself in multiple layers of bubble wrap will not be laughed upon, it is nearing. Protect yourselves my friend

Posted by Chuckcem
Just going to throw in another man's perspective and some confidence your way.

Let her go, it's not worth it (for several reasons). First, she dropped you like a bad habit over something you can't control. Would you have dumped her because her breasts weren't big enough? No. Would it be different if she dumped you over your height or race? By dumping you over you penis size, she's reducing you to that part of your body. She's basically saying that's the only thing she values overall regardless of your relationship. You don't need a woman like this in your life.

Second, there are a lot of women out there who can be happy with a 4 inch guy (hint, shoot for women generally on the shorter side). Granted society would make you believe otherwise, but from a biological and emotional standpoint, 4-5 inch is really all that you need to stimulate most of a woman's anatomy. While many women may like larger members, a lot of women hate the feeling of having a guy go too deep.So being too big can also be a disadvantage. You'll definitely want to improve your foreplay technique too, but for many women sex is also a more emotional experience. It's not purely physical as it is for us guys.

Third, every guys questions his size at some point until he meets women who are the right fit for him. Even guys who are well endowed get self conscious because most women don't need a man that large. It's not all sunshine and rainbows for them either. It's funny to think that truly the grass is greener when it comes to a man's penis size.

Fourth, don't let it bother you. If it does, start losing weight and exercising to increase blood flow to that area. The smaller you are, the bigger it will look. Likewise, do some man-scaping. If you have a bunch of hair down their, it will look smaller. So be sure to trim it down. Also think of it this way, you weren't too small for her, she was just too loose.

Also 9 times out of 10, she's probably going to find a guy who treats her poorly anyway. Her gauge for what she finds valuable in guys seems to be a bit off. Hope that helps!

Loooooool

Posted by WitchmitchAries

Posted by christinelovessnickers
Men do not restrict our sexuality because they do not value us; they restrict it because of the opposite. Men are quite aware of how much we mean to them and this need for us can easily be misconstrued as being a weakness. So what do men do about their weakness? What do they do about things that they feel are beyond their wilful control? They try to deny their vulnerability while forcing their will. Thus we have many rules, stigmas, religious guidelines and laws to insure that women are kept in a psychological position of subservience. It is no secret that most men do not like to even think of the woman of their affection being with another man. Fear causes men to manipulate women into denying their feminine desires which in turn causes us to feel guilty and sinful for certain behaviours

i would say the same goes for women. i had friend, she would beat her boyfriends and what ever she could get away with when it came to controling them.

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Lol wtf why did the guys put up with that butter? Why does anyone put up with abusive butter? I can't imagine anything else but financial dependency being the reason?

You're just a gross taurus, know your place

Bulls have really good time management idk what you're talking about. They also reply on time. It might not be no where near right away like Libras but they always get what needs to be done done. That means getting back to you on time or making room for you when they can. I envy it. I'm too spontaneous and all over the place.

Posted by GC01

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Posted by SassyKiwi
Wtf I need to go be a professional cuddler

I'd totally pay to get all the cuddles from that little doggie in your pic.

It don't want to cuddle u tho cos u a gross gemini ?

I'm not a Gemini lol I'm a Cancer you jerk!! ?

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*is not understanding the difference*

Yeah he was like a couple months younger than me. Very unacceptable!!

Posted by GC01

Posted by SassyKiwi
Wtf I need to go be a professional cuddler

I'd totally pay to get all the cuddles from that little doggie in your pic.

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It don't want to cuddle u tho cos u a gross gemini ?

Wtf I need to go be a professional cuddler

First of all, I feel like nobody ever really talks or acknowledges you guys like what do you people even do

I used to think you guys were just another set of rejects like geminis but you all tend to be surprisingly more faithful and decent beings than other signs. Very shocking discovery ik - ladies drop your tauruses. You guys also have a pretty open soft side. Still wouldn't snog yall tho. Congrats on being worthy above all mutables and cancers !!

I'd hate being a sag ??

The ridiculous amounts of positivity would give me aneurysms

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by SassyKiwi
How do you attract women like that to even "befriend" to begin with? They stick out like sore thumbs to avoid like the plague. I never experienced any of it. If those things didn't end in high school.. there's much bigger problems from all sides

The first one, I was friends with for years before it went bad. Never even had an inkling that she would do that stuff. She disappeared for a year, and re-emerged. Lots of plastic surgery, big ole fake boobs, lipo, etc... I kept ignoring all the signs, because I kept thinking of the girl I knew previous to this. Loyalty is my strength, and my downfall.

The other one, not friends with, she just was one of those girls I disliked that hung around us. I knew what she was.

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If you knew what she was why not kill her with poison, women like you are doing disservice to society