Posted by Montgomery
Posted by TaurusGal92
Being unable to trust and let people in. I can have lighthearted conversations but I haven't had a real friend since the end of High School. It's gotten to the point where I forgot how to even let people in and I just automatically shut off and run when someone tries to get close to me.

Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon


Why is your name Taurus Gal92?
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Uh... Uh.. Taurus gals are my spirit animals?...
Being unable to trust and let people in. I can have lighthearted conversations but I haven't had a real friend since the end of High School. It's gotten to the point where I forgot how to even let people in and I just automatically shut off and run when someone tries to get close to me.

Gemini Sun, Sagittarius Moon
Posted by DeadStool
Just use Vageenka and trademark it like Vageenka™

This is actually a flawless idea. Can I even register that username with the trademark logo?

I'm gonna try. People always associate "vageenka" with me any way.
Lmfao you guys are posting troll names or fugly names I want something cute and simple!
Posted by Dastardly
Posted by TaurusGal92
I'm back and due in delivery any day now. Having my twins Herbert and Sherbert, living the Christian life style , happy with my Scorpio man and loving life.








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YAAASS OMG I SHOULD TAKE A PIC OF MY BRITNEY SPEARS CD'S ND POST IT IN THIS FLAWLESS THREAD!
Posted by RomanPowerCusp
Posted by TaurusGal92
Explicitly?
Anal?
DeepThroat?

What should it be?


You could use this creativity to write short stories online and maybe get paid for it.
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I wish. But my spelling and grammar sucks. And I'm not that creative. lol!
Posted by MagicMona
Posted by TaurusGal92
Posted by MagicMona
If you insult everyone then you need to re-evaluate your life because it must be very draining to be around such a negative person.

And how is this making me feel better about myself? Not once did I say I was this amazing troll... I had fun. I thought I was cute with Herbert and Sherbert, being a Christian woman and annoyingly accusing people of being jealous of me. *giggles*

You're the one who came in here like "U SUCK AT A TROLL ND U NEED A LIFE. U GOT UR ATTENTION NOW APPRECIATE IT, cookiemonster!!"

Like Jesus calm down it's not that serious!


i need to re-evaluate my life for a satirical site..... um..who's taking things too seriously?
and if you're gonna quote me, do it right. dont exaggerate in attempts to make a weak point.
anything else to say? i'm getting rather bored with all of this talking.

What am I exaggerating? Your claims don't match your actions. Stop being fake. You even voted for TaurusGal92 in the nomination thread for last years awards and now all of a sudden I was the "worst" and most "retarded" troll.

OK.


you are exaggerating. my only bold words were YOU'RE WELCOME. yes i called you a cookiemonster, because that's your personality. you're a man, but you have nothing better to do than act like a ditzy, waste of life cookiemonster. and that's what fun consists of to you. but you call me fake? i dont hide anything i say to you. i nominated Taurusgirl for a trainwreck tread, yes. at the time you were still explicit. because she/you are a damn trainwreck. it had nothing to do with you being good at trolling, because you are not. you say it's a only website and relax to everyone else, but you're sitting here, really going back and forth with me...for what? what is your mission? what do you want to prove? are you really that mad because i did something as trivial as scoff at your non trolling skills? boy, bye!
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Lmfao I act like a "ditsy, waste of life man-cookiemonster" because I'm not a negative just like me like you with a stick up her ass 24/7?

You don't know anything about me. You've seen some of my posts on an internet forum. I like to post gifs and laugh and sometimes be serious and give or take advice. I don't have act like a self-entitled angry cookiemonster just so "serious" people like you could like me. I have enough problems in my personal life and I'm far from ditsy regardless of what people's perception of me is.

And yes, I am going back and forth with you because you're treetrunking fake. You came in here with insults, telling me to get a life, calling me a cookiemonster saying what a horrible troll I am all while responding to all of my troll-threads and even nominating my stupid "Herbert and Sherbert" troll account for a DXP Award. You're fake.

I'm a "man-cookiemonster" but you're a stupid masculine just like me who would be a nightmare to live with.
Explicitly?
Anal?
DeepThroat?

What should it be?
I'm back and due in delivery any day now. Having my twins Herbert and Sherbert, living the Christian life style , happy with my Scorpio man and loving life.


Posted by blackphase
Posted by TaurusGal92
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Posted by TaurusGal92
I really enjoyed trolling you guys. I've been laughing so hard. I love how worked up some of you got. I love how I pretended to be a stereo-typically loyal Taurus who cheated on her super intense Scorpio boyfriend with a very hated Gemini. LMFAO. And then I pissed people off more by making the vengeful Scorpio man look like a cookiemonster by taking me back. *giggles* Then I refused to take responsibility for what I supposedly did, blamed it on everyone but myself and acted as ignorant and retarded as possible to annoy people even more.

It's been really fun. I love how I came off as a cheating, repulsive, stupid liar and yet I still labeled myself a good girl. I love how I made a thread telling women to stop acting like victims when I purposely acted like a victim and blamed everyone but myself for cheating. I love how I made a thread advising women on how to have a happy relationship while I apparently treetrunked my boyfriend's best friend. I love how I purposely spelled whole as "hole" and repeatedly spelled simple words wrong to nonchalantly annoy the treetrunk out of people. I love how when someone questioned me I turned it around on them or used a stupid excuse to piss the person off. I love how I accused people of slandering me or bullying me to dodge questions.

I loved it all.


Ohhh ex. This is where you have been hiding. Love and missed you baby

UMGS I MISSED YOU TOO! xoxox

I missed you more xoxoxoxo

Don't you ever leave without saying goodbye to me again. Lol. I'm PMing you my email cause I about had a butter fit when I found out you left and we had no way of contacting one another.

I had a Gemini dramatic moment because I allowed myself to be sucked into drama and I said mean things to members that I regret saying...

So I left because I didn't want to become a negative person on the internet! lol.


I feel you. I go home everyday from work, get stoned and then the deep thinking kicks in and I'm like.. man I was an ass hole for no reason today.. It's okay, I still love you forever my little Gem.
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I love you too.

Posted by MagicMona
If you insult everyone then you need to re-evaluate your life because it must be very draining to be around such a negative person.

And how is this making me feel better about myself? Not once did I say I was this amazing troll... I had fun. I thought I was cute with Herbert and Sherbert, being a Christian woman and annoyingly accusing people of being jealous of me. *giggles*

You're the one who came in here like "U SUCK AT A TROLL ND U NEED A LIFE. U GOT UR ATTENTION NOW APPRECIATE IT, cookiemonster!!"

Like Jesus calm down it's not that serious!


i need to re-evaluate my life for a satirical site..... um..who's taking things too seriously?
and if you're gonna quote me, do it right. dont exaggerate in attempts to make a weak point.
anything else to say? i'm getting rather bored with all of this talking.
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What am I exaggerating? Your claims don't match your actions. Stop being fake. You even voted for TaurusGal92 in the nomination thread for last years awards and now all of a sudden I was the "worst" and most "retarded" troll.

OK.
LOL THE JIG IS UP.

I'm Explicit. But what a nice Libra you are! Everyone else would have murdered me for that comment.

*giggles*
Posted by blackphase
Posted by TaurusGal92
Posted by blackphase
Posted by TaurusGal92
I really enjoyed trolling you guys. I've been laughing so hard. I love how worked up some of you got. I love how I pretended to be a stereo-typically loyal Taurus who cheated on her super intense Scorpio boyfriend with a very hated Gemini. LMFAO. And then I pissed people off more by making the vengeful Scorpio man look like a cookiemonster by taking me back. *giggles* Then I refused to take responsibility for what I supposedly did, blamed it on everyone but myself and acted as ignorant and retarded as possible to annoy people even more.

It's been really fun. I love how I came off as a cheating, repulsive, stupid liar and yet I still labeled myself a good girl. I love how I made a thread telling women to stop acting like victims when I purposely acted like a victim and blamed everyone but myself for cheating. I love how I made a thread advising women on how to have a happy relationship while I apparently treetrunked my boyfriend's best friend. I love how I purposely spelled whole as "hole" and repeatedly spelled simple words wrong to nonchalantly annoy the treetrunk out of people. I love how when someone questioned me I turned it around on them or used a stupid excuse to piss the person off. I love how I accused people of slandering me or bullying me to dodge questions.

I loved it all.


Ohhh ex. This is where you have been hiding. Love and missed you baby

UMGS I MISSED YOU TOO! xoxox

I missed you more xoxoxoxo

Don't you ever leave without saying goodbye to me again. Lol. I'm PMing you my email cause I about had a butter fit when I found out you left and we had no way of contacting one another.
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I had a Gemini dramatic moment because I allowed myself to be sucked into drama and I said mean things to members that I regret saying...

So I left because I didn't want to become a negative person on the internet! lol.
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...the fact that we already knew that. damn, your life must be boring as butter.

For people who already knew it many of you guys sure tried super hard to disprove my claims...



all i did was insult you and wish death on your fake ass babies. i never tried to disprove a damn thing you said.

Taureye did though.

And if I was such a bad and awful troll I could have never gotten that type of reaction from you.


I didn't try to disprove anything on purpose I just wanted to give you a super hit thread like you always wanted. Wish you didn't reveal it was you *explicitly* Coulda been up for an award

I HAD TO TELL BECAUSE WAGTAIL CAUGHT ME AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW! LOL


Still waggy wasn't gonna say nothin to no one until you did it yourself lol you missed an opportunity. You know Taurusgal was a very close 2nd in trainwreck thread of the year, you killed the potential

Lol she posted a status update "Explicit icu" and it got like 10 likes and people commented and found out it was me

Oh well. It was for fun. I didn't insult or be mean to anyone, I just pissed them the treetrunk off. Don't know why people are sooooo angry.

Like if people are angry over this then get over it. I thought the whole thing was hilarious in a retarded kind of way. Then again I have a weird sense of humor so... *giggles*


I dunno if anyone's angry lol I do know that it was a great time filler. My parody ended up getting more hits than your threads, use that a case study. Also I hope you choose a good name to come back lol I expect growth out of you young gem

I was like OMG HE'S STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT! LOL.


#gemrising #ImAlsoAGemini

SPOTLIGHT THIEF!

I remember you did that in May too when I first made this troll account. It was in the Gemini section. LOL.

But yes, that Gemini Rising in you is strong asf.


I've been mentored by reddit and 4chan my whole life

Dammit. And that Scorpio Moon of yours found so many errors in my story... The period thing and the pregnancy was such a giveaway! I'm gay I should know about these things. lol.


Lol being gay doesnt mean you should be more in tune with the vageenka than straight men
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Ugh you're right. But I've heard a lot of vageenka and pregnancy talk my life so I still feel like I should have known better! Oh wells. xoxox
Posted by justagirl
You think people got upset or worked up over a troll account? Lol

You're cute.

???

"UR SLUT SHAMIN ME ND HE SEXUALLY HARRASSED ME!"

*giggles*

Some people did get worked up though!!!!
Posted by MagicMona
Posted by TaurusGal92
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Posted by MagicMona
...the fact that we already knew that. damn, your life must be boring as butter.

For people who already knew it many of you guys sure tried super hard to disprove my claims...



all i did was insult you and wish death on your fake ass babies. i never tried to disprove a damn thing you said.

Taureye did though.

And if I was such a bad and awful troll I could have never gotten that type of reaction from you.


no, i pretty much talk butter to everyone here. you're not special as you think.

Never said I was special. But don't try and claim I was such an awful, horrible troll when you replied to me like 50 times... That doesn't add up. I would have no time for someone who isn't giving me a reason to respond. This is common sense.


i respond to whoever and whatever the treetrunk i feel like. you were searching for attention and responses. and you got them. so stfu and be grateful, cookiemonster.

Great. That's good for you. You respond to whoever you feel like? What a big girl. Awww, do you want a cookie?

I don't understand why you're so angry over this retarded butter. If the internet makes you this upset then log out or take the bat out of your ass.

Crazy entitled Scorpio.


actually, i ate my cookies this morning. the treetrunked up part is that you think i'm angry. i'm actually laughing while treating your life. how does one get emotion from a post? like i said, you're not that special. you think you evoke the slightest feel in me? i'm dead on feeling, just talking butter. that's all. and it's working lol. you think i'm angry lol. boy, you really dont know Mona.

Coming in here with insults over a stupid troll account? Yeah, you're definitely not effected or annoyed by me... Oh no, not you. Not the person who kept responding to my troll account and is in here now trying to prove how "unaffected" she is all while continuously responding.

K. You can feed others with your little BS but I'm not eating it.


...i insult everyone. but at the end of the day, only YOU think i'm angry. i'm here laughing. trash talking, and drinking my coffee. whatever helps you feel good about yourself, sir troll. i throw a few cookiemonster words around and lord, here comes the fires of hell lol. smdh. dumb ass troll.
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If you insult everyone then you need to re-evaluate your life because it must be very draining to be around such a negative person.

And how is this making me feel better about myself? Not once did I say I was this amazing troll... I had fun. I thought I was cute with Herbert and Sherbert, being a Christian woman and annoyingly accusing people of being jealous of me. *giggles*

You're the one who came in here like "U SUCK AT A TROLL ND U NEED A LIFE. U GOT UR ATTENTION NOW APPRECIATE IT, cookiemonster!!"

Like Jesus calm down it's not that serious!
Posted by blackphase
Posted by TaurusGal92
I really enjoyed trolling you guys. I've been laughing so hard. I love how worked up some of you got. I love how I pretended to be a stereo-typically loyal Taurus who cheated on her super intense Scorpio boyfriend with a very hated Gemini. LMFAO. And then I pissed people off more by making the vengeful Scorpio man look like a cookiemonster by taking me back. *giggles* Then I refused to take responsibility for what I supposedly did, blamed it on everyone but myself and acted as ignorant and retarded as possible to annoy people even more.

It's been really fun. I love how I came off as a cheating, repulsive, stupid liar and yet I still labeled myself a good girl. I love how I made a thread telling women to stop acting like victims when I purposely acted like a victim and blamed everyone but myself for cheating. I love how I made a thread advising women on how to have a happy relationship while I apparently treetrunked my boyfriend's best friend. I love how I purposely spelled whole as "hole" and repeatedly spelled simple words wrong to nonchalantly annoy the treetrunk out of people. I love how when someone questioned me I turned it around on them or used a stupid excuse to piss the person off. I love how I accused people of slandering me or bullying me to dodge questions.

I loved it all.


Ohhh ex. This is where you have been hiding. Love and missed you baby
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UMGS I MISSED YOU TOO! xoxox