Favorite things your Taurus has said

Taurus realism can be funny. What are some funny things your Taurus, or any of them have said?

I recall a Taurus ex saying his sisters are so evil that he'd throw a pizza party if he found out one of them had.. cancer. I know that sounds bad, but the way that he said it and had no regrets just made it amusing. Not a psycho, just being real. Deadass. 😂 ok bad joke.

I said I wanted to break his face with the bowl of oatmeal he made me today, just not directly to him lol. He was being so gd mean after I had just had surgery and was hungry and crying. I couldn’t help myself.... him and his stupid face..... I hate with the intensity of the sun sometimes lol.

Mr Bull says a lot of funny stuff. He can come up with the most uncanning remarks... and it'll have you laughing making you look like a sealion flapping his pawwings and making that bwah bwah bwah sound.

I cant just name 1 thing tho...

Got reminded of some of our nasty fights going through old text messages to find some of her golden nuggets of comedy. But here are my faves:









IRL she’s constantly funny so I can’t think of any specific example of things she’s said in the moment.

"if i can't eat it, why would i want to spend money on it?"

I was missing her today so I went through more messages.