Aquarius,you are AMAZING. (Page 2)

Posted by DUNCE
TBIRD,you are too nice.Would it be too forward of me to say,I love you?

. . Of coarse,my apologies.I don't know many Pisces,at all.So it's always interesting & nice when I do converse with one,I love all of you.I never had a bad experience with a Pisces.

Aww Dunce don't fall into the trap of me being too nice. According to another poster I'm self absorbed, uncivilized, rude, and I need therapy. *gigglesnort* We all go a little mad sometimes. I never been called that before. I must say it does have a nice ring to it. ;P

No it's not too forward saying that! Mermaids and Mermen love adoration probably as much as the hydrogen bonds that holds those lovely H2O molecules together. Pisces are usually sweet as all hell, unless when you piss us off or when we are being sarcastic which most people don't get...except for..... drum roll please..... Aquas. Peas and carrots, my dear. Peas and carrots.

"Wait*

Let me take that back,I had a Pisces boss & she was a B*^^% to the CORE.

But we got past that oh & there's this Pisces on here that is kinda crazy,she's kind of a b*&^^ too.BUT you make up,for all the bad Pisces TBIRD.So my opinion still stands."

She might be a broken fish...if both fish aren't connected it can cause major problems. I think we have the same fish in mind Dunce! I can't stand her either. Pfff. Aww your so freaking adorable Dunce.

DK: Me too Mr! I save the fruit at the bottom for last, except it's such a bummer when the fruits is exceptionally mushy that's freaking gross. lol I would of been like hands off of my epic container of fruit goodness. Death will come upon thee if you touch it. Just a fair warning. I had a box of toaster strudels in the freezer at work and some chick threw them away because she said they went bad. How in the world can a unopened box of strudels go bad within a week. Needless to say I was pissed off. I just looked at her and said, "Karma man...Karma."

"Oh u fish! That's why the bait catches u, u can't close your mouth. U gave the secret away, i'll be creating that freeze ray *off to lab in a huff, with white coat trailing behind*"

*mouth gapes open* What are you talking about I can't close my mouth? *closes mouth then opens it again* I have no idea why you would say such things. lol By the way can you invent the microwave that you put in a pellet push a button and out comes a fully cooked chicken. Like on the movie the 5th element. If you do this... I'll be your slave forever. That goes for every aqua out there. I'll be a good lab assistant, plus I have tons of Virgo in my chart so I'll clean and organize.

Are you two talking about p-angel? Name & shame. If ur, i've noticed that not many ppl like her very much

Pfff freaking aqua jedi mind trick strikes again.

Lolling

Seriously... in America we should have an aqua stand on the sidelines when our politicians are talking. They can ring a gong...call it the sound of truth. Whenever you hear it... it means that the politician is full of it. There should be multiple aquas doing this job cause if not that aqua's arms will fall off.

Bird ur an american? All along i thought u were brit

Posted by WaterCup
Bird ur an american? All along i thought u were brit

Nope American BUT I do have a British heritage. My mother was born in Liverpool. I have tons of relatives that still lives there. Never been though

U do give off a british air. I'm a fake brit myself, born in East London, South Africa. LOL. History says that while visiting here, one of the royals became homesick & wanted the place designed to resemble a town in London, hence its name. It's a lovely little town, London must be beautiful.*sigh*I've never been out of my country, i have a list of places to see if God is willing. Britain is 1st. What's no.1 on yours?

@Tbird It's too late,you've already convinced me you are one of the nicest fish around.🙂 Especially with all the compliments,looks like the roles are reversed,because im hooked.🙂

I don't remember that other Pisces,person username. . .I just remember her by the name I made up in my head.It sucks when you have a disconnected Pisces.It can get pretty ugly.lol

@dunce...i was lollering alone at your avi, awesome. I'll point ppl at it once they get out of line. Plus it looks like 1 point to team aqua & nil to the other team. Where did the ppl go?

And dunce, the shit fetish is called coprophagia, they even eat it. Ppl are so weird. I've read forums of ppl who are into it, so today i decided to check out shitfetish.net (porn site), not recomended. YUCK

Posted by WaterCup
U do give off a british air. I'm a fake brit myself, born in East London, South Africa. LOL. History says that while visiting here, one of the royals became homesick & wanted the place designed to resemble a town in London, hence its name. It's a lovely little town, London must be beautiful.*sigh*I've never been out of my country, i have a list of places to see if God is willing. Britain is 1st. What's no.1 on yours?

Aww thank you! I'll take that as a complement. LOL well in America...the scenery where I'm at is lackluster for sure.

Oh Britain for sure. Next would be Ireland and Scotland.

Posted by DUNCE
@Tbird It's too late,you've already convinced me you are one of the nicest fish around.🙂 Especially with all the compliments,looks like the roles are reversed,because im hooked.🙂

I don't remember that other Pisces,person username. . .I just remember her by the name I made up in my head.It sucks when you have a disconnected Pisces.It can get pretty ugly.lol

Aww thank you dear!

Watercup....you have me wanting to check that site out...even though I've seen the 2 girls and 1 cup video. Changed my life forever and not for the better.

OMFG...I checked that site out and for the love of god. WHY do I HAVE to be so inquisitive? WHY *shouts to the heavens* damn it. Excuse my while I was my eyes out with bleach. Jebus...people are freaking nuts.

@dunce yes it's quite sad when a fish is broken. You do have me interested in what names you give to everyone.

@Watercup Maybe they got tired of me calling their bluff & just made a different account under a different username.lol.Who cares about them,she wasn't going to say anything relevant anyways.ha

My avi,is definitely fitting of my personality.It's really to make fun of myself,because when I was younger growing up people thought I was an idiot.The fact was I was too smart for my own good,so now I make fun myself as way of embracing that idea & letting people believe that.It works as a double-edge-sword in so many ways & keeps my ego from swallowing me whole.🙂

Haha.
Funfact#

@Watercup butter fetish you say?Mmm sounds delicious actually,I love butter.I want to see this!

What were the two girls doing with me (cup)? Hey im naturally curious, anything nasty makes my ears wiggle & stand to attention. Do share, ignore the earth angels, we all know the halo is faked.

I'm mad I am missing out on all the disgustingness,why doesn't that site show up for me!I think it's blocked where I live.😢

Isn't it funny how we have to dumb ourselves in order for ppl to relate. I do that all the time, ppl jerk off on dumbness, they dont like sumone with knowledge. My library card is not envious, i befriended it instead.

There are plenty of those kind of sites on the net, keep searching or google coprophiles. It's not advisable really, just drop it. I'm nauseated as we speak. Sick world

http://www.2girls1cup.ws/

two girl one cup video.

Everyone has a fetish. Mine is bondage. Plus I like blood.. if find it sexy *blushes*

Bird im afraid to look, im still traumatised by what i saw earlier. Let me go pour myself a stiff tot of sumthing strong for courage

Posted by WaterCup
Bird im afraid to look, im still traumatised by what i saw earlier. Let me go pour myself a stiff tot of sumthing strong for courage

I will say hun...you will DEF at least a shot of something. Yikes!! My sister showed me and recording my reaction...yeah my reaction was hilarious..actually let me find a reaction video.. So you know

Posted by WaterCup
Isn't it funny how we have to dumb ourselves in order for ppl to relate. I do that all the time, ppl jerk off on dumbness, they dont like sumone with knowledge. My library card is not envious, i befriended it instead.

In a way,I wish everybody could stop being so afraid of feeling like they have something to loose,when they step outside of the box & into a world of something more extraordinary than the usual.When they see someone else like that,I think it can be a bit intimidating & sometimes they don't know how to react to get that connection.So really it is up to us,to do whatever we can to make up for "us" choosing the life that we live.People feel more relaxed that way & it keeps everybody happy.The fact they will never know who you really are is the funny part,but it definitely makes it more worth it,when you find those that do understands you & has a like mind.I don't regret nor do I apologize for who I am,& I pardon those who don't understand.🙂

Posted by DUNCE

Posted by WaterCup
Isn't it funny how we have to dumb ourselves in order for ppl to relate. I do that all the time, ppl jerk off on dumbness, they dont like sumone with knowledge. My library card is not envious, i befriended it instead.

In a way,I wish everybody could stop being so afraid of feeling like they have something to loose,when they step outside of the box & into a world of something more extraordinary than the usual.When they see someone else like that,I think it can be a bit intimidating & sometimes they don't know how to react to get that connection.So really it is up to us,to do whatever we can to make up for "us" choosing the life that we live.People feel more relaxed that way & it keeps everybody happy.The fact they will never know who you really are is the funny part,but it definitely makes it more worth it,when you find those that do understands you & has a like mind.I don't regret nor do I apologize for who I am,& I pardon those who don't understand.🙂

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I LOVE you aquas for that. I'm so weird and strange with my thoughts/personality and no one truly got me. That is until I met the aqua. I adore the fact that when I say the most random or insightful things he's right there with me. He gives me a look and says I thought I was the only one who thought about that. I'm like yeah me too. It does become a closer bond if you find someone who is like minded when everyone else just thinks your strange or quirky. To me that doesn't make you either...it just makes you...well you.

Hence why I LOVE aquas.

Bird i have a fetish for gorrilla men- lots of body hair & also dominant men(this one as a test for my limits), when they get me pissed it's on. I love angry sex, fight/ fuck spin cycle is the best. That's just me

Are we still talking about fetishes?I think my new fetish is Pisces,Tbird I am going to need you to stop blowing my head up.hehe 🙂

Posted by DUNCE
Are we still talking about fetishes?I think my new fetish is Pisces,Tbird I am going to need you to stop blowing my head up.hehe 🙂

lmfao *gigglesnort* I can't help it... I call it like I see it. Always have. I love aquas. The one and only sign I find downright irresistible. Probably we see eye to eye on almost everything and if not you stick to your guns. I love that, cause I'm like that too. Don't bend and conform to what others want. Don't back pedal, stand up for what you believe in, because you can be damn sure I'm doing the same.

@PP: Thank GOD I'm not the only one...but I read somewhere that pisces like bondage. MMMmmmm yeah sexy

@watercup: lol gorrilla men...oh I don't mind hairy guys except back hair...oh no. Besides guys don't have to shave or wax. That's what being a man is all about. 😉 Can't say anything about angry sex. Never had it. My ex cancer was about as asexual as you can get.

Lol u fish are freaky, u hide it well though. @princess pisces...Hohoho at vampire fish, i'm imagining it right now, in my imagination it's wearing dracula's cape. LOL

@tbird.. U love aquas bcoz we are neighbors, now lend dunce sum sugar. LOL. I think i like fish ladies, but those...what do u call them?..mermen, are 5star stalkers, never again. Nobody is allowed to swim in my watercup forever, unless i choose to let them. I hope he is gasping, coz there's no more water for him. Plz don't talk about crabs! Grrr

Posted by TastesOfChaos

Posted by DK09
You know what's amazing?

Yogurt.

Now here is an Aqua who is cool as beans 🙂

*waves*

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Waving? Really? Come and hug me goddamnit!

@watercup: Oh you have no idea how freaky fish can get. They say aquas are the kinky lads of the zodiac but I think mermaids/mermen are right behind aquas.

*gigglesnort* wait I thought aquas were sugar coated...like gum drops? Some are a bit stale so it's hard to get past that shell to the gooey center but still sugary sweet non the less even though you can't get past it. Some are fresh and it's no problem getting through that oh so delectable shell. BTW I mean gooey center as the aqua's true self when it's unguarded (well slightly unguarded), the emotional part of you that you only share with a select few. I know you guys don't really show your emotions so I guess I mean reveal your emotions with words.

Heck I'm still trying to figure out how to give sugar to the aqua I'm in a "thing" with (thing being his words...so honestly I don't know what that means). I'm not offended or pissed off just to let you know, I don't know what we are so thing is appropriate. I don't give away my mermaid sugar (I hope you know what I mean) unless I know it's not futile and/or I'm a notch in his headboard. From what I read aqua males headboards should be so scratched up you can't even recognize that it was actually a headboard to begin with. lol

@DK and Taste: You guys are so freaking adorable.

@DK: that pic was so heart wrenching... awohhh... I know freaking mermaids.

Had to hide the last post...epic fail on the typos.

@watercup: It's funny you mentioned mermaid stalkers. Now I haven't dated any pisces and I've been talking to the aqua guy, even though it's not at stalk worthy level. lol

Sorry I digressed, but I've up some and it seems as though the aqua/pisces match is so freaking intense that when it breaks one party or another can't fully let go. So stalking may happen because of it. It's because your so freaking good watercup he couldn't let your tukas go luv! lol

Morale of the story: freaking aquas are too precious for their own good.

Mermaids/mermen know when they have a good thing. And when we loose it...my god. We can freak out a bit. It's a vast ocean true but we know the difference between a pearl and turtle droppings. Unfortunately turtle droppings are in abundance.

Where are those chips you been frying? I'm freaking starving!

"Lol u fish are freaky, u hide it well though. @princess pisces...Hohoho at vampire fish, i'm imagining it right now, in my imagination it's wearing dracula's cape. LOL"

Is it made out of latex? If so... your spot on luv?

Where is Dunce anyway? Working in his lab, I suppose or trying to end world hunger.

@Tbird!I am drowning in all of your mystical waters,of nicest.Don't make me say something that may cause me to be in tuned with my soft side,I promised myself I wouldn't back!@Watercup I need some air,don't encourage her!🙂

@pp: Oh I'm so ready *cracks whip*

@Dunce: aww hun I wouldn't want you to do something you'll regret. ;D I'm a lady, not a tyrant.

I'll get you a snorkel so you'll be fine. You'll be able to breathe in my mystical waters! Would be nice to see an aqua be extra lovely though...just saying not a demand. 😄

I'd rather much bring out the gooey center of a aqua then feel the wrath of the water bearer. Even though I could take it, and take it I shall and bring it back fully. Which would mean one heck of a battle between wits and will. But I would rather battle in other areas of life. I've seen you have been battling here Dunce you deserve a break. Come hither and I would comfort thee in my warm waters of pleasantries. Then you can be off discovering the formula for cell restoration, never mind the freeze ray. lol

Grabs snorkel & air compressor *dives in* @Tbird I'm also half Spartan,we don't take breaks!

BUT,in this case i'll make an exception.You should join in those discussions,sometime.I'm not sure what watercup plans to do since she can't catch you,but seeing as to I have.. im going to be needing you to swim around,if I am ever going to find that formula.🙂

@dunce... oh my goodness you WOULD have to bring in Greek mythology...my weakness *swoons*

aqua's are children of Uranus and pisces children of Neptune (Poseidon in Greek mythology). In Greek mythology Uranus is pretty much the grandfather of Poseidon. Uranus told his castrating son Cronus his children will overthrown him. Step in Poseidon, Hades and Zeus. Prophecy fulfilled. Morale of the story: Pisces has Aquas back. Revenge will be upon thee who fuc*s with our aquas.

Poseidon and Apollo were forced to guard Troy by building a wall around the city...but got pissed because an unfilled promise (sounds familiar) so he sent a sea creature to destroy Troy. Morale of that story don't lie to pisces or all hell will break loose.

As you very well know Spartans destroyed Troy...finishing up what Poseidon started. Different reason of course why Spartans went into Troy and kicked some major as $ . Morale of the story: don't fuc* with a Spartan's woman.

Anyways... maybe that's why we get along dunce... Fighting for the same cause.

Lead the way my dear half-spartan...I got you.

I will agree to the fullest. Aquarius are dope. I have a really good friend with sun moon and mercury in aquarius and she's bad ass to kick it with

@walrus...I posted it if you care to see...my sis said I want you to watch this She-ra video.. knowing I'm a sucker for strong women then bam!

@E to the 3rd power: isn't that a guy pissing into a jar?

Hmm...evermind... nothing to do with pissing...jebus

I just kept saying OMG...dude your going to pass out from the blood loss. He was surprisingly calm about it which makes me think...it's happened before. Most folks would go into freak out mode, with valid reason.

@walrus: lmfao... maybe. I just curious in nature. I don't see anything wrong with that. I haven't played with shite and stuck up glassware up any orifice of my body. I don't see anything wrong with being curious. If you do that's fine, but I'm not going to apologize for being me. I like me.

@E to the third power: makes for an interesting day and few weeks healing up. I don't think he got it all out either... my goodness can you imagine taking a poo after that. 6 weeks later your shite will be sparkling.

@Tbird I agree,I think Pisces & Aqua's are definitely in a agreeance in our nature.Links back to why,I LOVE Pisces.🙂 You guys are amazing & maybe as smart as us Aqua's for all I know.Don't deny it!Embrace it,you guys are walking mysteries that are never solved.I love that.

🙂

@dunce: ahh and so are aquas, my dear. Again peas and carrots. 😉

I want an Pisces for Christmas,@tbird you have officially inspired me.I seen your post,in that virgo guys thread.NICE.🙂 Ahh,if only I would've known more about Pisces nature sooner.🙂

@dunce: lmfao thanks hun! Why what happened? Did a fish and you hit stormy waters? Thing is with fish...it may not be too late. A fish can completely be done or they can still hold onto a candle. Just to let you know.

@E to the third power: you got to be kidding me? Also who in the hell would track him down to do an interview? Excuse me sir, but tell me how you felt when the glass broke in your anus? Do you still have glass in your shite? How often have you still glass up your ass? Have you thought about paper or plastic cups? Will you switch to dinner plate? Does the glass have to be clean before you shove it up your man cave? JEBUS

@alien: my GOD doesn't it. Wait...I'm drinking coffee now....eewwwww. I'm switching to coke.